Do you tend to masturbate more when hungover?

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We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes, its a good instant way to feel better.
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26  (22%)
I prefer hair of the dog.
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23  (19%)
I don't drink, but heck I'll masturbate to that!
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71  (59%)
Total votes: 120
Poll is closed
04/19/2010
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Gary Gary
Ha, interesting theory!
04/19/2010
Victoria Victoria
I voted "Yes", but this isn't when being 'hungover' per se - it's more like when I have a headache, am tired, am too drained etc because it does help with headaches and usually kind of 'resets' my mood. My reset button
04/19/2010
Sammi Sammi
I don't think more on Mondays than on any other day
04/20/2010
Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Every day is the day to do it more than any other day.
04/20/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Can't do much besides puke so no
04/20/2010
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Can't do much besides puke so no
LOL you must be plagued with bad hangovers
04/21/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Pipedream Products
LOL you must be plagued with bad hangovers
I've only been hungover once. I will never again.
04/21/2010
Elodie Elodie
I just lie around drinking water and orange juice and eating Saltines. I rarely get hangovers because I don't drink much any more, but the thought of anything physical when I'm hung over is kind of appalling. The only thing worse would probably be more alcohol.
04/21/2010
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I've only been hungover once. I will never again.
Me too! I was hungover once for about 10 years from age 20 to 30. LOL I've since learned I'm much happier bereft of booze.
04/22/2010
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Originally posted by Elodie
I just lie around drinking water and orange juice and eating Saltines. I rarely get hangovers because I don't drink much any more, but the thought of anything physical when I'm hung over is kind of appalling. The only thing worse would ... More
God bless Saltines right?
04/22/2010
Gardenvy Gardenvy
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Can't do much besides puke so no
Agreed! My hangovers suck so I usually just have another drink, or yak, but I'm definitely not well enough to masturbate.
05/02/2010
Army.Wife Army.Wife
What can I say when I wake up with a hangover good coffee and sex. They cure anything for me.
05/02/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I didn't vote because non of the choices worked.

No, I masturbate less then because I'm no longer stressed and fresh for the week. Plus when if I get a hangover, which is not often, I don't want to do anything but sleep lol.
09/24/2010
Liz2 Liz2
When I have a hangover I don't feel like having sex or masturbating. I just want to be left alone to slowly recover.
09/24/2010
Jenniae09 Jenniae09
When I masturbate/have sex with a hangover it tends to make me sick. Thankfully I don't get hangovers often! But when I do I just start myself with a big home cooked breakfast and I feel great afterwards.
09/24/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Interesting idea. But, I've never been hungover. I've never been drunk. No, I'm not a kid, I'm a grown woman. I don't like alcohol, except for a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve or cooking with wine. I just can't drink. Between migraines and a sensitive stomach, I don't ever get drunk, or even drink "socially."

My Man drinks enough to make up for both of us. I don't have any idea if he jerks off when he's hungover, I've never seen him do it. However, I like to pretend to feel sorry for him (on the rare occasion he even gets hungover, he's like Teflon when if comes to alcohol, he almost never gets hungover) I flutter around him, talk really loudly, say, "OH POOR BABY, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU EXCEDRIN? DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? POOR BABY. LET MAMA HUG YOU. DO YOU WANT SOME EGGS? REALLY RUNNY? WHAT ABOUT SOME KIPPERS WITH THAT THE STINKY ONES? POOR BABY!"

I'm so mean. Then I do dishes, REALLY LOUDLY.
09/24/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Pipedream Products
We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
Never heard of such theory, but you know what they say, Gotta try it...
09/24/2010
Gary Gary
That might help you get back to sleep!
09/24/2010
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
Ugh, the only thing I want to do when I'm hung over is go back to bed. But maybe I'll try masturbating, see if those endorphins make me feel better. It would totally make sense.
09/24/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Pipedream Products
We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
I should say that I rarely drink enough to have a hangover but I have taken vicodin and the resulting headache was lessened by a massive orgasm. I imagine that it can't be all that different from an alcohol hangover.
10/18/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Interesting idea. But, I've never been hungover. I've never been drunk. No, I'm not a kid, I'm a grown woman. I don't like alcohol, except for a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve or cooking with wine. I just can't ... More
Oh man he loves you sooooo much! You should offer to make his omelette with some cigarette butts as well, that used to make my Dad actually turn green.
10/18/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Oh man he loves you sooooo much! You should offer to make his omelette with some cigarette butts as well, that used to make my Dad actually turn green.
Hahahahee hee hee hee. I should. He smokes and it drives me crazy. He isn't supposed to smoke in the house. He puts the half smoked butts on my mantle "for the next time." Then he lights a new one the next time he goes out. The other day, I was sitting in the living room, sorting laundry, going, "WTF smells so awful in here?" I found FOUR, count em FOUR half smoked smokes on the mantle. I first wrapped them in plastic wrap (what is wrong with me) then I threw them away.

I should offer to make him runny eggs (which make him ill when he's hung over) with a butt stuck into the yolk.

I DO love him, but between the passing out during sex and the cigarette smell when he leaves butts in the house, when he drinks too much, I get pissed off at him when he drinks sometimes.
10/18/2010
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
I have trouble masturbating when drunk, but I can get other people off just fine. XD
10/31/2010
Kim! Kim!
I don't really have the option. I'm hungover and I want to go masturbate because I got a new toy in the mail yesterday and still haven't been able to touch it. But on the rare occasion I am hungover I generally do not have an abnormally high urge to do it.
10/31/2010
SexyTabby SexyTabby
I hardly if ever drink but Mondays are special cuz kids and hubby are all out of the house after a long weekend of non-stop dealing with them. Kicking back relaxing and masturbating sounds as good as anything else
10/31/2010
BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
I drink... but not enough to get hungover. I like to remember stuff. And I don't like to puke...

Ok, OK!!! I just can't afford it.
11/07/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
None of the above. Dame Demi hangover = 10 hours of puking/dry-heaving every 15 minutes. NOT an exaggeration, unfortunately.

In between heaving, I always crave Taco Bell for some reason.
11/10/2010
Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Victoria
I voted "Yes", but this isn't when being 'hungover' per se - it's more like when I have a headache, am tired, am too drained etc because it does help with headaches and usually kind of 'resets' my mood. My reset button
;p Haha, me too.

Headache, angry.... before bed sort of deal
12/28/2010
PassionQT PassionQT
Well it's either from a hangover or the fact that they didn't get laid all weekend and wait til the last minute to nut before going to work. Gotta start the day ready, eh?
12/28/2010
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Unique posters: 74