We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
Do you tend to masturbate more when hungover?
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God bless Saltines right?
Originally posted by
Elodie
I just lie around drinking water and orange juice and eating Saltines. I rarely get hangovers because I don't drink much any more, but the thought of anything physical when I'm hung over is kind of appalling. The only thing worse would probably be
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I just lie around drinking water and orange juice and eating Saltines. I rarely get hangovers because I don't drink much any more, but the thought of anything physical when I'm hung over is kind of appalling. The only thing worse would probably be more alcohol.
04/22/2010
Interesting idea. But, I've never been hungover. I've never been drunk. No, I'm not a kid, I'm a grown woman. I don't like alcohol, except for a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve or cooking with wine. I just can't drink. Between migraines and a sensitive stomach, I don't ever get drunk, or even drink "socially."
My Man drinks enough to make up for both of us. I don't have any idea if he jerks off when he's hungover, I've never seen him do it. However, I like to pretend to feel sorry for him (on the rare occasion he even gets hungover, he's like Teflon when if comes to alcohol, he almost never gets hungover) I flutter around him, talk really loudly, say, "OH POOR BABY, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU EXCEDRIN? DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? POOR BABY. LET MAMA HUG YOU. DO YOU WANT SOME EGGS? REALLY RUNNY? WHAT ABOUT SOME KIPPERS WITH THAT THE STINKY ONES? POOR BABY!"
I'm so mean. Then I do dishes, REALLY LOUDLY.
My Man drinks enough to make up for both of us. I don't have any idea if he jerks off when he's hungover, I've never seen him do it. However, I like to pretend to feel sorry for him (on the rare occasion he even gets hungover, he's like Teflon when if comes to alcohol, he almost never gets hungover) I flutter around him, talk really loudly, say, "OH POOR BABY, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU EXCEDRIN? DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? POOR BABY. LET MAMA HUG YOU. DO YOU WANT SOME EGGS? REALLY RUNNY? WHAT ABOUT SOME KIPPERS WITH THAT THE STINKY ONES? POOR BABY!"
I'm so mean. Then I do dishes, REALLY LOUDLY.
09/24/2010
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Never heard of such theory, but you know what they say, Gotta try it...
Originally posted by
Kevin Johnson
We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
09/24/2010
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I should say that I rarely drink enough to have a hangover but I have taken vicodin and the resulting headache was lessened by a massive orgasm. I imagine that it can't be all that different from an alcohol hangover.
Originally posted by
Kevin Johnson
We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
10/18/2010
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Oh man he loves you sooooo much! You should offer to make his omelette with some cigarette butts as well, that used to make my Dad actually turn green.
Originally posted by
P'Gell
Interesting idea. But, I've never been hungover. I've never been drunk. No, I'm not a kid, I'm a grown woman. I don't like alcohol, except for a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve or cooking with wine. I just can't drink. Between migraines and a
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Interesting idea. But, I've never been hungover. I've never been drunk. No, I'm not a kid, I'm a grown woman. I don't like alcohol, except for a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve or cooking with wine. I just can't drink. Between migraines and a sensitive stomach, I don't ever get drunk, or even drink "socially."
My Man drinks enough to make up for both of us. I don't have any idea if he jerks off when he's hungover, I've never seen him do it. However, I like to pretend to feel sorry for him (on the rare occasion he even gets hungover, he's like Teflon when if comes to alcohol, he almost never gets hungover) I flutter around him, talk really loudly, say, "OH POOR BABY, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU EXCEDRIN? DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? POOR BABY. LET MAMA HUG YOU. DO YOU WANT SOME EGGS? REALLY RUNNY? WHAT ABOUT SOME KIPPERS WITH THAT THE STINKY ONES? POOR BABY!"
I'm so mean. Then I do dishes, REALLY LOUDLY.
My Man drinks enough to make up for both of us. I don't have any idea if he jerks off when he's hungover, I've never seen him do it. However, I like to pretend to feel sorry for him (on the rare occasion he even gets hungover, he's like Teflon when if comes to alcohol, he almost never gets hungover) I flutter around him, talk really loudly, say, "OH POOR BABY, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU EXCEDRIN? DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? POOR BABY. LET MAMA HUG YOU. DO YOU WANT SOME EGGS? REALLY RUNNY? WHAT ABOUT SOME KIPPERS WITH THAT THE STINKY ONES? POOR BABY!"
I'm so mean. Then I do dishes, REALLY LOUDLY.
10/18/2010
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Hahahahee hee hee hee. I should. He smokes and it drives me crazy. He isn't supposed to smoke in the house. He puts the half smoked butts on my mantle "for the next time." Then he lights a new one the next time he goes out. The other day, I was sitting in the living room, sorting laundry, going, "WTF smells so awful in here?" I found FOUR, count em FOUR half smoked smokes on the mantle. I first wrapped them in plastic wrap (what is wrong with me) then I threw them away.
Originally posted by
Airen Wolf
Oh man he loves you sooooo much! You should offer to make his omelette with some cigarette butts as well, that used to make my Dad actually turn green.
I should offer to make him runny eggs (which make him ill when he's hung over) with a butt stuck into the yolk.
I DO love him, but between the passing out during sex and the cigarette smell when he leaves butts in the house, when he drinks too much, I get pissed off at him when he drinks sometimes.
10/18/2010
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;p Haha, me too.
Originally posted by
Victoria
I voted "Yes", but this isn't when being 'hungover' per se - it's more like when I have a headache, am tired, am too drained etc because it does help with headaches and usually kind of 'resets' my mood. My reset button
Headache, angry.... before bed sort of deal
12/28/2010
