Hello, I have been looking at the reviews for the Feeldoe Stout (or ANY feeldoe, matter of fact) and I never saw anything about it having a seam. In fact, I've owned MANY Tantus toys and I have never had any of them have a seam. Also, the bullet has a push button that is completely ineffective. As soon as I insert the batteries in the toy and screw the top on, it begins vibrating. There is no way to turn it off besides un-screwing the top. Did I receive a dud? I'm planning on writing a review on this toy, too. How should I write my review if the toy that I received was possibly defective?