Ha, I write a lot of random non-sense... and last weekend I wrote the initial draft for this hard X, GI Joe-style adventure story between two arch enemies: Diane Sawyer & Cynthia McFadden (both are ABC news correspondents).
I also wrote another about Count Chocula and some his sexual exploits that you can you can check out on
Tales from the Porn Store. (Technically it is a re-mix)