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Em and Lo start us off with 15 Dos and Don'ts, but what are your personal rules of etiquette for making sex more pleasant?
Warning before attempting anal penetration is required! No pretending it was an accident. We are not that stupid.
Along with the anal thing, which I agree with SO SO MUCH.
Accident my ass... lol
I love this one.
9. Don’t pop buttons indiscriminately. Bodice ripping may be sexy in romance paperbacks, but it only works in real life when you’re confident the item of clothing is easily replaceable and not considered a luxury item by your partner.
Seriously, stop watching Lifetime guys. I was so pissed when some guy ripped up my cute little babydoll and then had the nerve to tell me "It's just some satin baby, why are you so upset about it?"
SOME SATIN, you asshole?! 90 bucks worth of SATIN you sonofabitch, pay me now!
And also this one:
10. Do remove your socks. Unless your partner specifically requests that you leave them on or it’s freezing in the room. Guys: remove your socks as you remove your pants, in one smooth maneuver, to avoid being caught, even momentarily, in a nothing-but-socks moment.
Even in dim lighting, your socks seem SO blaringly white.