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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Relating to: A Man Who Has it All...?, Penisticles and The Skinny and the Short of It

Three penis size articles on SexIs today. It must be penis day. So let's talk about 'em.

Does size matter? Does the shaved balls thing (penisticles) work for you? Do you like (or have a) monster cock?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I love monster cock
47
I HAVE a monster cock
9
Stop it. You're scaring me.
21
Penis pumps are fun
4
I shave my balls to look bigger
11
I like shaved balls cuz it makes him look bigger
52
Shaved balls suck
8
You're really scaring me now. Penisticles are crazy.
15
If I admit to liking big cock people will think my vagina is huge
37
I really prefer an average dick
68
I'm tiny so I like 'em small
8
...you want me more since I said I have a tiny pussy, don't you?
36
...you want me more now that I said I have a huge johnson, right?
3
I have an honest vagina
82
I (heart) penis day
92
Total votes: 493 (147 voters)
Poll is closed
06/18/2009
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Perceptive forum discussions on Penis exstentions:

Penis insecurities
This question is for the men and those who have men as partners. My current boyfriend has insecurities about his size. We use snug fit condoms as a...

Sucking your Own Penis
Im Curious, can any of you actually do this? or know anyone who can?

Penis Stretching or pills general permanant enlargement
Many have said they work...maybe...or maybe not. Here are a few sites I have seen: Since this is such an awesome forum I'm sure someone has personal...

My article on Penis Pump usage is published!! For those who have questions about using the pumps--
I have noticed many discussions on penis pump usage, safety and instructions. My husband and I enjoy recreational usage of the pumps--his body but...

Does estrogen make penises look different?
I've been noticing lately, looking at MtF porn stars and my girlfriend and such, that when you take estrogen, your penis looks a lot different... and.
06/18/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
06/18/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
LOL
06/18/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
Hulk Penis would be bigger (& greener) when angry, though....
06/18/2009
Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
I have no idea what "I have an honest vagina" means, but I like it.
06/18/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Epiphora
I have no idea what "I have an honest vagina" means, but I like it.
ME too. I mean, I'd vote for an honest vagina.
06/18/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Epiphora
I have no idea what "I have an honest vagina" means, but I like it.
Me either but the article amused me enough to put it in the poll. Heh.
06/18/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
ME too. I mean, I'd vote for an honest vagina.
Honest Vagina and Hulk Penis for 2012?
06/18/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Honest Vagina and Hulk Penis for 2012?
That might wind up being a "write in"...
06/18/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
That might wind up being a "write in"...
Then I guess we'll need to start campaigning real soon!
06/18/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
You know I might actually be coming around to this Hulk penis fetish of yours CA. I still think the bullet in the end of that hulk dildo looks like an eye starting at me, but angry penis I can get behind...or under?
06/18/2009
Contributor: User Unknown User Unknown
Dishonest vagina = definately bad.
06/18/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
You know I might actually be coming around to this Hulk penis fetish of yours CA. I still think the bullet in the end of that hulk dildo looks like an eye starting at me, but angry penis I can get behind...or under?
I knew you'd come around
06/19/2009
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
There are other reasons for semi-shaved balls. I just started, but having smooth skin there is really nice for foreplay, the feeling as fingers/tongue/whateve r slides across a shaved scrotum is really nice.

I'm feeling a bit left off, though - having only the choice of "honest vagina" makes it sound like the XY group has "tricky dicks" only. While mine could be bigger, I have an honest 7-incher that's not a crook.
06/19/2009
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
What constitutes a dishonest vagina? Does it swallow up people's hands or sneak out at night?
06/26/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Femme Mystique
What constitutes a dishonest vagina? Does it swallow up people's hands or sneak out at night?
It writes bad checks and drinks straight from the carton.
06/26/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
Possibley Vagina Dentata? I think Freud coined that neurosis.
06/26/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
It writes bad checks and drinks straight from the carton.
LOL.. this topic is so random!
07/03/2009
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
I prefer the movie phrase in spanish "Don't make me...hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm...hungry!" The look on the other guy's face was priceless...
02/06/2010
Contributor: Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
You made me smile today XD My girlfriend has a bigger cock then most guys I know XD
10/31/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
HAHAHA.
11/01/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
To me, "monster" can be an average 7 or 8", but thick. Anything 10" and over I'll pass on.
11/01/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
I am so confused but I penises...or peni, as they're known in nature, living amongst cacti and octopi.

My vagina is kind of small and can be picky. I've done (teehee) longer skinnier penises and thicker shorter penises, and then boyfriend came alone with Goldipenis and it's jus' right! Like a bowl of porridge. A big, penisy shaped bowl of porridge...
11/01/2010
Contributor: Tart Tart
Yay peni! I love me a big dick. My mouth likes average dick, but my vag loves to be filled up.
11/02/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
I thought I was into girth, but I found out that too much girth hurts even if there's a lot of lube. I think I'm best suited for an average sized penis.
12/24/2010
Contributor: RosesThorns RosesThorns
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
rofl...
12/28/2010
Contributor: thedude thedude
shaved to look classy
02/03/2011
Contributor: Modern^Spank^Anthem Modern^Spank^Anthem
this question is funny
02/03/2011
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Panda Penis!!! (Totally relevant here)

02/03/2011