Totally irreverent penis questions

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Totally irreverent penis questions

Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Relating to: A Man Who Has it All...?, Penisticles and The Skinny and the Short of It

Three penis size articles on SexIs today. It must be penis day. So let's talk about 'em.

Does size matter? Does the shaved balls thing (penisticles) work for you? Do you like (or have a) monster cock?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I love monster cock
47
I HAVE a monster cock
9
Stop it. You're scaring me.
21
Penis pumps are fun
4
I shave my balls to look bigger
11
I like shaved balls cuz it makes him look bigger
52
Shaved balls suck
8
You're really scaring me now. Penisticles are crazy.
15
If I admit to liking big cock people will think my vagina is huge
37
I really prefer an average dick
68
I'm tiny so I like 'em small
8
...you want me more since I said I have a tiny pussy, don't you?
36
...you want me more now that I said I have a huge johnson, right?
3
I have an honest vagina
82
I (heart) penis day
92
Total votes: 493 (147 voters)
Poll is closed
06/18/2009
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Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
06/18/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
LOL
06/18/2009
Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
Hulk Penis would be bigger (& greener) when angry, though....
06/18/2009
Epiphora Epiphora
I have no idea what "I have an honest vagina" means, but I like it.
06/18/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Epiphora
I have no idea what "I have an honest vagina" means, but I like it.
ME too. I mean, I'd vote for an honest vagina.
06/18/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Epiphora
I have no idea what "I have an honest vagina" means, but I like it.
Me either but the article amused me enough to put it in the poll. Heh.
06/18/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
ME too. I mean, I'd vote for an honest vagina.
Honest Vagina and Hulk Penis for 2012?
06/18/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Honest Vagina and Hulk Penis for 2012?
That might wind up being a "write in"...
06/18/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
That might wind up being a "write in"...
Then I guess we'll need to start campaigning real soon!
06/18/2009
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
You know I might actually be coming around to this Hulk penis fetish of yours CA. I still think the bullet in the end of that hulk dildo looks like an eye starting at me, but angry penis I can get behind...or under?
06/18/2009
Purple Foxglove Purple Foxglove
Dishonest vagina = definately bad.
06/18/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
You know I might actually be coming around to this Hulk penis fetish of yours CA. I still think the bullet in the end of that hulk dildo looks like an eye starting at me, but angry penis I can get behind...or under?
I knew you'd come around
06/19/2009
ScottA ScottA
There are other reasons for semi-shaved balls. I just started, but having smooth skin there is really nice for foreplay, the feeling as fingers/tongue/whateve r slides across a shaved scrotum is really nice.

I'm feeling a bit left off, though - having only the choice of "honest vagina" makes it sound like the XY group has "tricky dicks" only. While mine could be bigger, I have an honest 7-incher that's not a crook.
06/19/2009
Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
What constitutes a dishonest vagina? Does it swallow up people's hands or sneak out at night?
06/26/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Femme Mystique
What constitutes a dishonest vagina? Does it swallow up people's hands or sneak out at night?
It writes bad checks and drinks straight from the carton.
06/26/2009
deceased deceased
Possibley Vagina Dentata? I think Freud coined that neurosis.
06/26/2009
Valyn Valyn
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
It writes bad checks and drinks straight from the carton.
LOL.. this topic is so random!
07/03/2009
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
I prefer the movie phrase in spanish "Don't make me...hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm...hungry!" The look on the other guy's face was priceless...
02/06/2010
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
You made me smile today XD My girlfriend has a bigger cock then most guys I know XD
10/31/2010
Sera Sera
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
HAHAHA.
11/01/2010
PassionQT PassionQT
To me, "monster" can be an average 7 or 8", but thick. Anything 10" and over I'll pass on.
11/01/2010
Blinker Blinker
I am so confused but I penises...or peni, as they're known in nature, living amongst cacti and octopi.

My vagina is kind of small and can be picky. I've done (teehee) longer skinnier penises and thicker shorter penises, and then boyfriend came alone with Goldipenis and it's jus' right! Like a bowl of porridge. A big, penisy shaped bowl of porridge...
11/01/2010
Tart Tart
Yay peni! I love me a big dick. My mouth likes average dick, but my vag loves to be filled up.
11/02/2010
KnK KnK
I thought I was into girth, but I found out that too much girth hurts even if there's a lot of lube. I think I'm best suited for an average sized penis.
12/24/2010
RosesThorns RosesThorns
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I completely forgot to talk about Hulk Penis today.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
rofl...
12/28/2010
thedude thedude
shaved to look classy
02/03/2011
Modern^Spank^Anthem Modern^Spank^Anthem
this question is funny
02/03/2011
Pandahb Pandahb
Panda Penis!!! (Totally relevant here)

02/03/2011
mama2007 mama2007
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Relating to: A Man Who Has it All...?, Penisticles and The Skinny and the Short of It

Three penis size articles on SexIs today. It must be penis day. So let's talk about 'em.

Does size matter? Does the shaved balls thing ...
my husband has a good sized penis, to me anyway its big =] it gives a ton of pleasure so i love it
05/10/2011
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