Ever tried to use everyday items as dildos?

Yoda Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.

My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
yes please
55
no way
50
depends on the item
59
Total votes: 164 (152 voters)
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08/11/2010
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Liz2 Liz2
I have used a peeled cucumber that I kept peeling until I got the most comfortable girth for me to use as a dil. The coolness added to the experience..
08/11/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I wouldn't use most household objects anally, simply due because if there aren't certain safety features, it's just not worth it to me.

There's a thread on here though about all the sexually creative uses people have found for everyday items on here that's gotten pretty interesting... link
08/11/2010
Midway through Midway through
I used a glass perfume bottle when I was about 15 or 16. But other than that I haven't had the need, I started getting toys at 16 so I didn't need to have a makeshift item anymore.
08/11/2010
Envy Envy
I tried using a tube eraser dispenser (the large fat kind) and markers but got nothing out of it, so I stopped real quick. (Not anally tho, never used anything back there.)
08/12/2010
ScottA ScottA
Tried them, but it's best to avoid. The only one that I really liked was a homemade wood dildo/plug, and I stopped using that because of concerns about the finish.
08/12/2010
NuMe NuMe
I never have. But many years ago when we were young, hubby decided to use a very large cucumber on me one night. It was an interesting experience. LOL!
08/12/2010
Yoda Yoda
Clearly some items are best avoided. Anything with questionable chemical content or that has the potential to cut or injure are bad news. But What about veggies or solid, rounded objects covered with a condom?
08/12/2010
usmcwife99 usmcwife99
Ive never done it, not saying its wrong but for some reason Ime just not into it.

I would be carefull depending on the fruits or how the fruits are used. I had a friends who forgot there natural sugar in fruit and got a yeast infection.
08/14/2010
Sera Sera
I always cover whatever I use with a condom. But now that I have some sex toys, I don't need to really use household items.
08/19/2010
Yoda Yoda
From what I'm hearing, I guess using fruit or veggies would fall more under "fetish" than it would standard play. Most people don't seem that interested when safer, better performing toys are available.
08/20/2010
White Wolf White Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.

My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... More
Never used household items, Cucumber sounds interesting though....
09/03/2010
BJismyname BJismyname
personally i just get afraid of how dangerous it could be if you're not super careful. household items just simply weren't designed for that and could break or scratch you, etc. and veggies, well, that's definitely a little kinky, but at least it's not like a plunger handle lol... i've heard horror stories.
09/03/2010
TheSexista TheSexista
Many years ago y hubby got the idea to use a food item from the kitchen. Needless to say I ended up with the worst infection ever and had to go to the hospital over it. When the doctor asked if I had used any items other than a penis inside of me, I wanted to drop dead on the floor!
09/03/2010
Dusk Dusk
When I first started internally masturbating, I used the handle of my hairbrush! XD I had no idea sex toys even existed. Definitely not anally, though; things disappear there if you're not careful, lol.
09/03/2010
Blinker Blinker
The first thing I stuck up my butt was a banana.
09/03/2010
Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
The first thing I stuck up my butt was a banana.
That's a lot funnier next to the Ted Bundy picture!
09/08/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
The first thing I stuck up my butt was a banana.
You didn't peel it, did you?

Bundy, OMG, Gary.
09/08/2010
PurpleBerry PurpleBerry
Yes, a cucumber.
09/19/2010
namelesschaos namelesschaos
I never used any household items as a dildo. But then again I'm a guy it harder to find house hold items that have an anal safe base built in so not that surprising.
09/19/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.

My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... More
Some items are harmless, but lots of stories get told around the ER about this
09/26/2010
sexysweetieshan sexysweetieshan
Quote:
Originally posted by Dusk
When I first started internally masturbating, I used the handle of my hairbrush! XD I had no idea sex toys even existed. Definitely not anally, though; things disappear there if you're not careful, lol.
Me too! I had a soft squishy tip on the handle of my hairbrush so I had used that a couple times!
09/26/2010
darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I have never used anything around my house before.
11/07/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
I've told stories before about what we've pulled out of people's asses in the Emergency Department. It's always, "It was an accident." OMG. I always felt bad for these people, but at the time, never felt I knew enough to tell them there were safe alternatives to hair brushes or comestibles (food) or heaven knows what.

Yes, most ERs DO have an "Ass Box" where we keep the stuff we pulled out of people's behinds. I know a few doctors who have Shadow Boxes in their little offices (ER doctors don't usually have Private Practices and have little time for Office Work, so they get little tiny offices off the ER) that they display interesting things they found.
11/10/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
Quote:
Originally posted by Liz2
I have used a peeled cucumber that I kept peeling until I got the most comfortable girth for me to use as a dil. The coolness added to the experience..
ive heard this is very common. was even given advice if i ever wanted to try it, i was told to peel it first then put a condom. maybe one day...
11/10/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by mrs.mckrakn
ive heard this is very common. was even given advice if i ever wanted to try it, i was told to peel it first then put a condom. maybe one day...
Uh, food isn't good in the vagina. It has sugars and carbohydrates and maybe even pesticides and bacteria and fungus and things that can cause infections.

Really, the safest sex toy IS a real sex toy.

That's why many of us are so concerned with safe materials in sex toys.

There's a whole catalog of them right here. SO much better for your body than a....cucumber. Safer, cleaner and made for the job.

Keep your vagina safe, use silicone, or glass, or well sanded wood, or even safe plastic toy MADE for sexual use. Not a vegetable. Please.
11/10/2010
lamira lamira
I've never tried it, because I'm not sure how safe it is. I'm very sensitive.
11/13/2010
Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
After watching a few episodes of 'A 1000 Ways to Die', I got turned off of the idea of ever using household items.
11/14/2010
pollux pollux
My ex gf got used a large zucchini on me - it was way too big for insertion, but the pressure on my ass was just right to get me off . . . before I had the guts to buy anything specifically intended for use as an anal toy, I used to use large markers with a condom over them . . . mmmm, mmm.
11/28/2010
Miz Creatrix Miz Creatrix
I've used hairbrush handles for insertion...and the bristle end too, but more for sensation on other parts of my body.
11/28/2010
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