Ever tried to use everyday items as dildos?

Contributor: lick123 lick123
scared to use unconventional items. don't want to get irritated.
04/23/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
No veggies for me, although I've seen girls using zucchinis, cucumbers, and eggplants in porns.
04/29/2011
Contributor: Howells Howells
Does a banana count as everyday item?
05/15/2011
Contributor: Alek Alek
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Originally posted by Rossie
No veggies for me, although I've seen girls using zucchinis, cucumbers, and eggplants in porns.
Eggplant sounds like fun...
06/02/2011
Contributor: Inwitari Inwitari
Nope, too afraid of causing injury.
06/02/2011
Contributor: ToyGurl ToyGurl
When I was in high school and had no way of getting a dildo/vibrator I would use hairbrush handles and i snuck a hitachi style neck massager as a clit vibe. Silly me... kids, kids. I never used vegetables really except once I tried a very large cucumber with a condom on it and omg it was the best. Never doing it again though.
06/02/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
My boyfriend has used cigar tubes and such on me. I just think it depends on the item, nothing to risky of breaking or getting stuck.
07/30/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
We have enough toys that we don't have to use vegetables or anything of the sort.
07/31/2011
Contributor: Screen Door Screen Door
No I haven't, but who knows maybe one day :p
07/31/2011
Contributor: Jenyana Jenyana
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Originally posted by Alek
Whipped Cream is by far the most exciting—squirting it in is a sensation I haven't been able to get anywhere else

Apples, grapes, and strawberries hold together pretty well, though I have to stick to smaller apples. Bananas are also ... more
Oh, god, please don't keep doing this. It's very easy for these things to migrate too far up, and may very easily cause a blockage...

Imagine how fun it will be to explain to the doctor at the ER then.

One of my best friends is a doctor, and she's told me a few very eye-opening stories about these things. She even told my of a lady that had died because of a weird nerve reaction to trying to push the blockage out (she told me the real name, but bugger if I can remember it).

Please, please, please stop doing this! There is a reason all sex toys meant to go up your bum have a wide base so they don't get sucked in all the way.
08/01/2011
Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner The Mother of a SiNner
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Originally posted by Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.

My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
depends really on everything
08/01/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
I have used vegetables but typically put a condom on over them just in case they squish or open up. I've used cucumbers, bananas, and carrots.
08/01/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
before i had nice and expensive toys, i was using my hair brush occasionally. now i don't do that anymore lol
08/01/2011
Contributor: briluminary briluminary
i used one on my bf ;D
08/01/2011
Contributor: Alek Alek
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenyana
Oh, god, please don't keep doing this. It's very easy for these things to migrate too far up, and may very easily cause a blockage...

Imagine how fun it will be to explain to the doctor at the ER then.

One of my best friends is ... more
I appreciate your concern, Jenyana; and it's a fair warning. However, with all due respect, I've been cautiously experimenting and playing in this way for many, many years without incident.
09/10/2011
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
guilty
10/15/2011
Contributor: Raizer911 Raizer911
I have used several fruit and veg items. Natural
06/03/2012
Contributor: Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
I've used tons of different things before I started using sex toys I've even tried to use the handle the handle on a broom.It didn't feel good.I'm glad that I experimented with those things instead of jumping into the biggest dildo I could find.I can't believe now there was a time in my life when I could get off on a tooth brush handle,I couldn't even feel that inside of me if I tried that now.
06/03/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
I used a carrot anally. I don't recommend it
06/03/2012
Contributor: Smooth69 Smooth69
Cucumbers are nice and curved lube it up and feels good in my ass , make up handle , brush handle
I’ll try anything if it feels good !
10/19/2018
Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Hairbrush handles were a thing, once, definitely. Also relatively safe for anal since it certainly cannot be sucked all the way up. Never tried vegetable though, it feels like not the safest thing in the world.
10/22/2018
Contributor: SoloRebel SoloRebel
Yes!
04/24/2019
Contributor: C and J C and J
Cucumbers, bananas, anything the resembles that shape in going to try lol
11/23/2019
Contributor: Otelia Otelia
oh yes indeed...hair brush, toothbrush, all sorts of summer squash, banana, most anything with an appealing shape and length and girth...
12/23/2019
Contributor: frisky069 frisky069
I had used items when I was new to masturbation. Never any fruit. It was a hairbrush or pillow that was my go to!
12/23/2019
Contributor: Smooth69 Smooth69
I have recently used a very large zucchini! I didn’t get it all the way in my ass but sure did get stretched ! It felt good during the hot moment and I did Cum really hard ! My ass did hurt for a while after but it was worth the enjoyment!
09/23/2021
Contributor: Jaeden Jaeden
I used to use a toothbrush, but not any more since I got myself a dildo..
09/24/2021
Contributor: Leil@ Leil@
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Originally posted by Smooth69
I have recently used a very large zucchini! I didn’t get it all the way in my ass but sure did get stretched ! It felt good during the hot moment and I did Cum really hard ! My ass did hurt for a while after but it was worth the enjoyment!
WOW, a very large zucchini! You must be really very well-stretched there!
09/24/2021
Contributor: Leil@ Leil@
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Originally posted by Jaeden
I used to use a toothbrush, but not any more since I got myself a dildo..
What a relief we now have toys I'm very much concerned about keeping things hygienic and can't imagine a toothbrush going down there
09/24/2021
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
I saw a pic of someone using a whole corn
09/29/2021