Ever tried to use everyday items as dildos?
When I was in high school and had no way of getting a dildo/vibrator I would use hairbrush handles and i snuck a hitachi style neck massager as a clit vibe. Silly me... kids, kids. I never used vegetables really except once I tried a very large cucumber with a condom on it and omg it was the best. Never doing it again though.
06/02/2011
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Oh, god, please don't keep doing this. It's very easy for these things to migrate too far up, and may very easily cause a blockage...
Originally posted by
Alek
Whipped Cream is by far the most exciting—squirting it in is a sensation I haven't been able to get anywhere else
Apples, grapes, and strawberries hold together pretty well, though I have to stick to smaller apples. Bananas are also pretty ...
Apples, grapes, and strawberries hold together pretty well, though I have to stick to smaller apples. Bananas are also pretty ...
Whipped Cream is by far the most exciting—squirting it in is a sensation I haven't been able to get anywhere else
Apples, grapes, and strawberries hold together pretty well, though I have to stick to smaller apples. Bananas are also pretty fun, but they don't hold together as well as the others. Applesauce and puddings are a fun way to simulate scat play without actually crossing into that territory
Apples, grapes, and strawberries hold together pretty well, though I have to stick to smaller apples. Bananas are also pretty fun, but they don't hold together as well as the others. Applesauce and puddings are a fun way to simulate scat play without actually crossing into that territory
Imagine how fun it will be to explain to the doctor at the ER then.
One of my best friends is a doctor, and she's told me a few very eye-opening stories about these things. She even told my of a lady that had died because of a weird nerve reaction to trying to push the blockage out (she told me the real name, but bugger if I can remember it).
Please, please, please stop doing this! There is a reason all sex toys meant to go up your bum have a wide base so they don't get sucked in all the way.
08/01/2011
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depends really on everything
Originally posted by
Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ...
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ...
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other?
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other?
08/01/2011
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I appreciate your concern, Jenyana; and it's a fair warning. However, with all due respect, I've been cautiously experimenting and playing in this way for many, many years without incident.
Originally posted by
Jenyana
Oh, god, please don't keep doing this. It's very easy for these things to migrate too far up, and may very easily cause a blockage...
Imagine how fun it will be to explain to the doctor at the ER then.
One of my best friends is a ...
Imagine how fun it will be to explain to the doctor at the ER then.
One of my best friends is a ...
Oh, god, please don't keep doing this. It's very easy for these things to migrate too far up, and may very easily cause a blockage...
Imagine how fun it will be to explain to the doctor at the ER then.
One of my best friends is a doctor, and she's told me a few very eye-opening stories about these things. She even told my of a lady that had died because of a weird nerve reaction to trying to push the blockage out (she told me the real name, but bugger if I can remember it).
Please, please, please stop doing this! There is a reason all sex toys meant to go up your bum have a wide base so they don't get sucked in all the way.
Imagine how fun it will be to explain to the doctor at the ER then.
One of my best friends is a doctor, and she's told me a few very eye-opening stories about these things. She even told my of a lady that had died because of a weird nerve reaction to trying to push the blockage out (she told me the real name, but bugger if I can remember it).
Please, please, please stop doing this! There is a reason all sex toys meant to go up your bum have a wide base so they don't get sucked in all the way.
09/10/2011
