Have you?...Would you??...

Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Some of you may be familiar with the term 'blumpkin' - the act of performing oral sex on a man while he is going to the bathroom. It comes up in funny movies (Harold and Kumar) and on things like Howard Stern now and then. I think the name is funny and it makes me giggle, but as open-minded as I consider myself to be, it's one of the few things I don't think I could bring myself to do. Quite honestly, I'm honestly not sure I could handle the smell, especially since I wouldn't be able to breathe through my mouth at the time.

But every sex act has someone who loves it, and at least a handful of people who have tried it - I'm curious as to how prevalent this one actually is. So, have you done it? Has someone asked you to? Would you?

Voting is private but please feel free to comment.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I have tried it
1
I would try it
9
I have been asked, or have asked to do this
3
I know someone who has tried this
10
No thanks!
242
Other
4
Total votes: 269 (260 voters)
Poll is closed
10/29/2010
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mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
this doesnt sound any kind of fun...i really dont wanna be in a room when someone is goin potty. public restrooms, hate em. shit is not a pleasant smell.
10/29/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Never, even if I was willing, my bf wouldn't let me or want me too lol.
10/29/2010
Blinker Blinker
My boyfriend jokingly asked me to do this to him once while he was "dropping the kids off at the pool". When he poos, it STINKS and I loathe being in the same room when he does his business. No way could I get that close to his junk to give him oral.
10/29/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Never, even if I was willing, my bf wouldn't let me or want me too lol.
I don't think mine would let me do it to him either...he's very private to begin with and I don't think he'd have the nerve to ask...thankfully
10/29/2010
gone77 gone77
I wouldn't do it willingly, but I suppose if I was in a D/s relationship I'd have to if that's what my Dom wanted. I'd really hope he wouldn't! Just ewwwww.
10/29/2010
Victoria Victoria
No. No. No. Nothing involving poop, thanks
10/29/2010
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Yeah, no thanks. I don't think I could do it, and thankfully my boyfriend is also very private and would never ask it of me. He has asked me to give him a blowjob while he plays WoW, though. Several times. Haha. I haven't done it yet. He also wants to have sex while playing some sort of arcade game like Pac Man. I think he got that one from Scrubs.
10/29/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
No. No. No. Nothing involving poop, thanks
Yeah that's generally my rule too. And nothing involving vomit.
10/29/2010
Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Yeah that's generally my rule too. And nothing involving vomit.
Both are my rules too, just no.
10/29/2010
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Comes under the category - just because you can, doesn't mean you should! There are just too many more pleasurable options.
10/30/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Some of you may be familiar with the term 'blumpkin' - the act of performing oral sex on a man while he is going to the bathroom. It comes up in funny movies (Harold and Kumar) and on things like Howard Stern now and then. I think the name ... More
I will go with ummmm no thanks. Toileting should be a private time, I just see nothing sexy in someone using the toilet.
10/30/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by gone77
I wouldn't do it willingly, but I suppose if I was in a D/s relationship I'd have to if that's what my Dom wanted. I'd really hope he wouldn't! Just ewwwww.
I can't imagine ever asking my subs to do anything like this...course then again my subs never have to worry about cleaning the toilet with their tongues either.
10/30/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Yeah, no thanks. I don't think I could do it, and thankfully my boyfriend is also very private and would never ask it of me. He has asked me to give him a blowjob while he plays WoW, though. Several times. Haha. I haven't done it yet. He also ... More
OMG the WOWJob can be so much fun though...especially if he is in the middle of a hunt on vent! We had full on sex once during a hunt while on vent. The only one who knew anything was up was Arch but then he knew how my voice changed when having sex. It was amazing
10/30/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
My reaction to weird stuff is usually, "your kink is not my kink and that's okay," but this seriously grosses me out to the point where I don't even want to think about someone being turned on by it. *shudder*
10/30/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Yeah that's generally my rule too. And nothing involving vomit.
ditto.
10/30/2010
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I don't think mine would let me do it to him either...he's very private to begin with and I don't think he'd have the nerve to ask...thankfully
Neither would mine, he closes and locks the door.
10/30/2010
Liz2 Liz2
This grosses me out and honestly I don't find anything sexy about poop. I love anal sex, both to give and to get, but we take care avoiding poop residue.
I prefer to poop with the bathroom door closed, with the fan on to stifle any noises.
I would feel weird-ed out if a partner was interested in my poop.
10/30/2010
RosesThorns RosesThorns
As a general rule I keep bathroom business and Bedroom business separate.
10/30/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Yeah that's generally my rule too. And nothing involving vomit.
Yuck. me too
10/30/2010
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OMG the WOWJob can be so much fun though...especially if he is in the middle of a hunt on vent! We had full on sex once during a hunt while on vent. The only one who knew anything was up was Arch but then he knew how my voice changed when having sex. ... More
My boyfriend is an avid player, and has been asking for a WoWJob.
10/30/2010
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OMG the WOWJob can be so much fun though...especially if he is in the middle of a hunt on vent! We had full on sex once during a hunt while on vent. The only one who knew anything was up was Arch but then he knew how my voice changed when having sex. ... More
Haha. It does sound fun. I'll probably surprise him with it sometime.
10/30/2010
namelesschaos namelesschaos
No and I've never heard or thought about this before and it has it own term too? People creativity when it comes to sex is amazing, no matter what it is someone somewhere is doing it.
10/30/2010
Shellz31 Shellz31
Ewwwwww - pass! I spend as little time as possible in the loo myself - theres no way Im having my face near that bowl even if the guys shit didnt stink!
10/31/2010
ScottA ScottA
I don't think she would want that, and I don't think I would want that. Sex and elimination don't mix for me.
10/31/2010
Tart Tart
I certainly would not do it. Sounds pretty disgusting, because I am not into "toilet play" in any sense of the term.
10/31/2010
sbon sbon
Definitely not, I don't think he would even want me to.
11/04/2010
Kim! Kim!
Ew, no. I do giggle like a child at it though.

However, I'll happily give video game head.
11/04/2010
Avant-garde Avant-garde
I wouldn't want a girl that dealt with that kind of crap from me, lol.
11/04/2010
Cadence Cadence
Quote:
Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Yeah, no thanks. I don't think I could do it, and thankfully my boyfriend is also very private and would never ask it of me. He has asked me to give him a blowjob while he plays WoW, though. Several times. Haha. I haven't done it yet. He also ... More
Oh god, I actually laughed when I read that. Sounds a bit like my boyfriend, but he prefers Xbox.
11/05/2010
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