Create a "Hookup Man"

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Create a "Hookup Man"

Bubba29 Bubba29
OK, Ladies this poll is for you. I am going to paint a hypothetical picture for you to ponder.

Let's say you are not in a relationship. It has been a while since you were with a man and you are very horny. You have the opportunity for no strings attached, no guilt, and a safe hook up with a guy for a long night of great sex. You find the man's face attractive and his personality is strong yet funny. Essentially from the neck up, he is perfect for your intentions. He is also skilled at oral pleasures.

Now here is the curveball. From the neck down, you have 2 options to decide on (remember this is not real but a hypothetical senario). The first option is a HOT body (a 9 out of ten) with a small penis. The second option is a below average body (a 3 out of ten) with a big, beautiful penis. What do you choose for your much needed night of sexual bliss?

I am sure you would like your cake and eat it too but that is for another post. Choose one based on your first thought.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Hot bod, small penis
17  (61%)
Not so hot bod, bigger more beautiful penis
11  (39%)
Total votes: 28
Poll is closed
01/21/2013
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MrWill MrWill
I'm going to hazard a guess that most women would probably want the better looking guy with the smaller penis. I mean hell, he's good at oral either way right? Plus, what woman here wouldn't consider bringing a few of her buzzy buddys just for fun anyway!
01/21/2013
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
If it is Jensen Ackles, I don't care either way... I will take him.
01/21/2013
Ansley Ansley
Sorry MrWilly, I'd take the penis over the body any day.
01/21/2013
Voir Voir
Well since you've already said the sex is going to be 'great' I'll take the body over the penis -shrug- specially since there are toys, extensions etc. for that kind of thing.
01/21/2013
MrWill MrWill
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Sorry MrWilly, I'd take the penis over the body any day.
You would :-P Lol

I knew there would be those that just had to be contrary to my assumptions :-P
01/21/2013
JennSenn JennSenn
Hot bod. I have toys and there are extensions and stuff to help. Plus, I already know the sex will be great! And I'm not a size queen.
01/21/2013
llellsee llellsee
Hot bod, small penis. I own some big dildos (and a harness
01/21/2013
Terri69 Terri69
Hot bod, small penis
01/21/2013
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by MrWill
You would :-P Lol

I knew there would be those that just had to be contrary to my assumptions :-P
I'm a size queen, what can I say?
01/21/2013
Gluesnffr Gluesnffr
Hot bod, small penis
01/21/2013
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
I'd take the hot bod! You already said the sex would be great, plus skilled at oral? Heck yes! My partner now won't give me oral.

Such a fun game, thanks for the nice change!
01/21/2013
CaseyDeuce CaseyDeuce
Quote:
Originally posted by MrWill
I'm going to hazard a guess that most women would probably want the better looking guy with the smaller penis. I mean hell, he's good at oral either way right? Plus, what woman here wouldn't consider bringing a few of her buzzy buddys ...
I want the bigger more beautiful penis! Does that make me abnormal?
01/21/2013
FlashFuchsia FlashFuchsia
It really depends, but as long as the guy isn't fat or anything, I'd pick the less bodacious guy.
01/21/2013
damnbul12 damnbul12
Quote:
Originally posted by Bubba29
OK, Ladies this poll is for you. I am going to paint a hypothetical picture for you to ponder.

Let's say you are not in a relationship. It has been a while since you were with a man and you are very horny. You have the opportunity for no ...
Hot bod, small penis
01/21/2013
laflauta laflauta
Hot bod, small penis. A big penis would hurt for me anyway.
01/21/2013
Becky Lee Becky Lee
i just dont think i could get into it if he wasnt so hot no matter the size
01/21/2013
Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Bubba29
OK, Ladies this poll is for you. I am going to paint a hypothetical picture for you to ponder.

Let's say you are not in a relationship. It has been a while since you were with a man and you are very horny. You have the opportunity for no ...
Not so hot bod, bigger more beautiful penis
01/21/2013
Antipova Antipova
For a one night stand, I'm getting off on the mental aspects almost more than the physical. A lean body that's nice to hold on to makes me feel good, a penis can be any size and still be a lot of fun.
01/21/2013
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Tough choice, and I am not a size queen by any means! Ultimately, I chose the hot body, small penis option. Big cocks are great visually, but I have to consider that my past experiences were more uncomfortable than anything. I have never been with a guy with a buff, nine-out-of-ten bod, so I think it would be exciting to grab onto that and ride. It would be like a fantasy come true.
01/21/2013
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Sorry MrWilly, I'd take the penis over the body any day.
Haha same here. I had to spray tan a gorgeous model the other day and when he disrobed, he was small.
01/21/2013
Total posts: 21
Unique posters: 19