Household objects for masturbation

I think there's already a thread like this floating around....

As for me, we never had anything vibraty in the house, so I was out of luck until my first bullet at age 21. My hands are so useless, lol.

Though I just cleaned a room at work where the bed was full of blood and a cucumber with condoms in the trash.... First thought was "EWWW" and second one was "...what a waste of good food--they couldn't afford a silicone toy that would last for life?!" Hell, the Ella for life compared to buying a cucumber everytime you've got ants in your pants, hmmmm....

It was a good deal amount of blood though, nonmenstrual, I hope the gal didn't hurt herself....

I have used a couple of things when I was younger, but my favorite was the ribbery handle of one of those large kitchen spoons used for cooking that sits in the tool crock near the stove. I was able to hide it so that my mom never found it.

here's the link to the other thread on this topic

NJOY!

Yeah, I want to hear more creepy hotel stories too!

Haha, I work at the crappy Motel 6(66). 3 years, only 48 cents above min wage. >:/ I need a raise with how much work they give me....

And more stories? Well.... I heard that before I worked there this guy died in his sleep in bed in I think it was room 130, 131.... around that section. Heart attack or something.

And about a year or two ago someone tried to commit suicide in a room, I think 242. I had to clean the room after paramedics came to get him, blood all in the tub and on a bunch of towels.

And then when I first started working there one of my coworkers got attacked and the lady was arrested--she was going around making threats saying she was going to shoot people with a shotgun. Obviously she was high on something, she said the coworker had come the day before and had beaten and raped her daughter. Thing was, the daughter had no idea what was going on and the guy hadn't even worked the day before.

Oh! Same coworker later on walked into a room that had blood EVERYWHERE. On the beds, walls, bathroom, even the ceiling! He found a bloody screwdriver too, but it was all fake blood. Stupid kids....

Then one time I had a room this 30+ year old guy thought it funny to leave condoms lying around. They weren't used, just out of the package, but I guess he wanted me to go on a scavanger hunt to find them all; idiot.... There was one in the curtain, one on the showerhead of the tub, one on the vanity light, one under the bed, one behind the nightstand, and I think one behind the TV....

Oh, and recently I think it was the manager who walked in to inspect a room and the Head Housekeeper (my boss) didn't notice a condom hanging from the sprinkler head above the bed....

I swear, some people....