What was the first thing you said to your love, SO, partner this morning?

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What was the first thing you said to your love, SO, partner this morning?

P'Gell P'Gell
I wanted to ask, because it seems like mine is either very mundane ("Let me pee before you get in the bathrooom!" While blocking his way in there.) or very strange.

This morning mine was, "There's a butt plug in the bed somewhere."

We had raucous sex last night for about 2.5 hours, he passed out afterward (what else is new?) and I collected and cleaned the toys, the Vibe, the removable head from the Wahl, and I couldn't find the plug. I was too tired to keep looking, so I didn't mention it until he'd gotten out of the shower and was getting dressed.

BTW, he found it on the floor, next to the bed, (I was looking IN the bed) when I then asked him to please clean it and wrap it and put it away and then, please, if he didn't mind, make love to me again. He consented to all these requests very nicely.

Anyway, what did you say this morning? Was it common, domestic conversation or something weird?
07/23/2010
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Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
My boyfriend doesn't live with me but he swings by for a while in the morning to pick up his lunch I make for him, and he's usually in bed waiting for me when I get out of the shower. Most days I just say 'hi baby', then get in bed with him, then ask how he slept because he has sleep issues like I do
07/23/2010
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Mine is still in bed! I want to crawl in and molest him a little but... sigh... work!
07/23/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Morning hun. (kiss kiss)
07/23/2010
Sir Sir
Well, I will tell you what happened the LAST time we were together in the morning. I got up to go to the bathroom and she shot up from the bed and started yelling after me to not leave. So I needed to calm her and tell her to go back to sleep. Then I went to the bathroom. HAHA! She was half-asleep, it was cute.

The most recent when we were away, long-distance, was her calling me in the morning and screaming at me to get my lazy ass out of bed. HAHA! She's very funny. She says, "DADDY, WAKE UP! YOU'RE SO LAZY, GET UP!" then she giggles at me. It's very sweet, even though it's sometimes aggravating when I just want to sleep.
07/23/2010
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
We had a little early morning delight - so all the correspondence was non verbal. I start out by lightly stroking her panty covered vulva - and if she's responsive she'll coo a bit - then we go on from there. After we finish panting - she just proceeded to tell me that we she was going to school to work on her classroom.

That's typical for my wife - unless it's been an exhausting session, she quickly moves on to the practical. Thanks for asking! We don't have sex in the morning very often - it was fun to share the experience!
07/23/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
Today it was either "Do you want some coffee?" or "Did you bring the paper in?" I can't remember.

But on an ordinary weekday my first words are usually "Bye" as I'm leaving. I get up so much earlier than he does.
07/23/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
First words out of his mouth "Hey Baybers"
Mine: "Hi hunnie"

Nothing funny.
07/23/2010
YoungCouple YoungCouple
Mine was asleep with the newborn. I wear the suit and fund the toy purchases, she keeps the kids off the news. Win/Win.
07/23/2010
Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
I got some constant bugging from him insisting it was my turn to go get the coffee but I refused. (Tim Hortons coffee) I went and got it twice yesterday! Then I made coffee in the pot, and forgot to plug it in

He is not here in the morning very often anymore, and I just got my license back so when I couldn't drive it was automatically his job.
07/23/2010
Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I wanted to ask, because it seems like mine is either very mundane ("Let me pee before you get in the bathrooom!" While blocking his way in there.) or very strange.

This morning mine was, "There's a butt plug in the bed ...
Aww this is both sweet and hilarious. At least someone had fun last night

We aren't near each other but my boyfriend sends me a wake-up text message every morning. Today it was "Morning boobzilla". So I told him "Morning cockosaurus rex".
07/23/2010
Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
First words out of his mouth "Hey Baybers"
Mine: "Hi hunnie"

Nothing funny.
Baybers is so cute! I've never heard that before, hehe
07/23/2010
kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Aww this is both sweet and hilarious. At least someone had fun last night

We aren't near each other but my boyfriend sends me a wake-up text message every morning. Today it was "Morning boobzilla". So I told him "Morning cockosaurus rex".
Haaaa!

All my bf did was send me an e-mail about a dog up for adoption with the text "PLEEEEASE. Can I have her??" Hmmph.
07/23/2010
Miss B Haven Miss B Haven
My hubs said 'morning baby, the a/c is charged'...then gave me a kiss.
07/23/2010
DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
He gets up before me, right now, to leave for work. It's usually "I love you too" as he kisses my forehead and plays with my hair a bit before leaving.
07/23/2010
*Ashley* *Ashley*
"I love you, Happy 5 years, Have a good day at work"
07/23/2010
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
Mine gets up before I do as well. He always wakes me up before he leaves though, takes off my wrist cuffs, and gives me a kiss. Usually I just say "Love you! Can't wait to see you when you get home!"
07/23/2010
kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by *Ashley*
"I love you, Happy 5 years, Have a good day at work"
AAAWWW!! Congratulations! That is too sweet
07/23/2010
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by *Ashley*
"I love you, Happy 5 years, Have a good day at work"
Oh! Congratulations. <3
07/23/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by kck
AAAWWW!! Congratulations! That is too sweet
Ditto.
07/23/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Quote:
Originally posted by *Ashley*
"I love you, Happy 5 years, Have a good day at work"
Congrats

I woke up and texted my hunnie because he was at work. The text read: "Good morning. Love you. Hope work is going well." He responded "Morning. Love you too. Work is Fine. See you later." Short and simple
07/23/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
Mmm, my significant other texted me about a very vivid dream he had (including nocturnal emission) about me. It turned me on more than anything in the world.

This is fairly out of the ordinary, though. Usually it's just "morning, baby" or something.
07/23/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by YoungCouple
Mine was asleep with the newborn. I wear the suit and fund the toy purchases, she keeps the kids off the news. Win/Win.
Sound like us not too many years ago. "Keeps the kids out of the news." Love it!

"If he gets home and the kids are still alive, I've done my job!"
07/23/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by *Ashley*
"I love you, Happy 5 years, Have a good day at work"
Congratulations!
07/23/2010
Alicia Alicia
This morning I said.. "It's 8am, weren't you supposed to be up and showering by now or something?"

He said "snooze" and then went back to sleep. Ended up getting up about 5 snooze button presses later.
07/23/2010
pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I wanted to ask, because it seems like mine is either very mundane ("Let me pee before you get in the bathrooom!" While blocking his way in there.) or very strange.

This morning mine was, "There's a butt plug in the bed ...
I always wake my husband up. I usually rub his back and say morning puffy wake up in a baby voice. He calls me babydoll in his yummy sexy deeep voice..usually "morning babydoll"
11/22/2010
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