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MissStormRyder MissStormRyder
Not Safe For Work...Okay maybe it is safe for work?
Friday I took a late lunch with a friend at a nice place and we had the hottest waiter I have ever encountered.
He obviously liked me and we engaged in some fun flirty banter. When I got back to my office I couldn't stop thinking about him and found myself getting very turned on and began to touch myself...I have been masturbating at work since I was in my teens and I'm just wondering how many others do this too, or maybe more even??....Oh...and Monday I'm going back there for lunch and I'm getting his number!! Hahahaha!!!
10/03/2011
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MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
maybe huh? good luck with that.

I used to deliver pizza and i have (during slow times) masturbated thinking that day's hot girl i saw.
10/03/2011
MissStormRyder MissStormRyder
Quote:
Originally posted by MR Chickhabit
maybe huh? good luck with that.

I used to deliver pizza and i have (during slow times) masturbated thinking that day's hot girl i saw.
I hope you didn't get any of that on the pizza!
10/03/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Many years ago I worked at a place that had private bathrooms. When I would get sleepy at work (which I did often because I'd usually been out partying the night before) I would go in the bathroom and orgasm to wake up! Hahaha!

Good luck with the waiter! Keep us posted!
10/03/2011
MissStormRyder MissStormRyder
Quote:
Originally posted by AngelvMaynard
Many years ago I worked at a place that had private bathrooms. When I would get sleepy at work (which I did often because I'd usually been out partying the night before) I would go in the bathroom and orgasm to wake up! Hahaha!

Good luck ...
Well...I did go back to that restaurant to hit up the waiter...and just my luck, Monday is his day off!! GRRRRRRrrr!
Damn...how many times will I have to eat there just to get this guy?? Hahahaha
10/04/2011
MissStormRyder MissStormRyder
Guess there aren't many of us that have sex or masturbate at work???
10/04/2011
ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
I work in a glass cubical with my screen visible to everyone, so if I am uncontrollably horny, I will take some time in the private bathroom. That only happens maybe once a month, though.

PS - at this hour, I'm wrapping up a lunch break at home with some forum reading.
10/04/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
No, I've never done this at any job I've had. As most of my work is with new mothers and babies, usually in their homes, or in health care settings, it would be highly inappropriate.

I wait until I get home. Then again, I don't run into all that many hot guys while I'm working. Usually exhausted new daddies, but I know well enough that they are certainly not for me.
10/04/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I've never at work, but I read somewhere that our productivity increases if we're allowed to watch porn or masturbate at work.
10/04/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I've never masturbated at work. At the jobs I worked, there weren't really any places that one could go for privacy to do such a thing.
10/04/2011
MissStormRyder MissStormRyder
I'm in corporate & contract law and have my own office so I just close the door and do what I need..L0L
I'm one of only three women in the firm and none of the guys I work with are subject of my fantasies while I do my thing...in fact they would be a major turn off!!
10/04/2011
dude dude
Quote:
Originally posted by MissStormRyder
Not Safe For Work...Okay maybe it is safe for work?
Friday I took a late lunch with a friend at a nice place and we had the hottest waiter I have ever encountered.
He obviously liked me and we engaged in some fun flirty banter. When I got back ...
Wish you luck!
10/04/2011
LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
I work retail so that wouldn't really work, lol! Plus, I work in a sex shop!
10/04/2011
MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
Quote:
Originally posted by LaLaLouise
I work retail so that wouldn't really work, lol! Plus, I work in a sex shop!
i dont think i could resist the temptation in a shoppe like that
10/04/2011
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Well, I don't have a job, but I masturbate at my school all the time (that covers Monday-Friday) and I often leave church to masturbate because there's this smoking hot old guy there (Sunday)....most Saturdays I have to make due at home :/
10/04/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Only masturbated at work once. I'm a pet care specialist at a pet store, which means I get keys to the otherwise-locked rooms for sick and newly-arrived animals. One day the sick room only had a few creatures in it and I was back there giving everyone food before we opened. I had spent the previous night watching porn, and kept thinking about it while I was working.

Finally, when I was getting ready to leave the room, I thought, "... Why not?" Just unzipped my fly and went at it quickly, since I'd need to cover up real fast if one of the managers came back to check the health charts.
10/04/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by LaLaLouise
I work retail so that wouldn't really work, lol! Plus, I work in a sex shop!
Perhaps you ought to suggest "product testing rooms" so you can "become more familiar" with the merchandise you're selling.
10/04/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
I've definitely masturbated at work before. Unfortunately that's not really an option at my current job.
10/04/2011
Jobo Jobo
Quote:
Originally posted by MissStormRyder
Not Safe For Work...Okay maybe it is safe for work?
Friday I took a late lunch with a friend at a nice place and we had the hottest waiter I have ever encountered.
He obviously liked me and we engaged in some fun flirty banter. When I got back ...
i cant find a place i wont masterbate lol
10/04/2011
wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
I did once at my previous job to help the pain of my period cramps. It really wasn't for pleasure as much as it was for pain control.
10/05/2011
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