the "Real Man" test..for people with male partners

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the "Real Man" test..for people with male partners

bayosgirl bayosgirl
Hopefully no one is offended by this; it's all in good fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Several years ago, I can't remember exactly when, I came up with something I affectionately call the "Real Man Test". Basically, if you can't fit the entire scrotum in your mouth, he's a real man. I remember mentioning this to someone and he said most guys would fail. My husband passes though. I am wondering how many men pass vs. fail. If you haven't sucked on your man's balls, try it tonight! lol. :-P
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I can fit my partner's entire sack in my mouth (aww, FAIL. hopefully he has a big penis)
4  (13%)
I can't fit the entire sack in my mouth (WIN! Lucky you.)
26  (87%)
Total votes: 30
Poll is closed
08/07/2012
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Vaginas Vaginas
there's a special reason why I can
08/07/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
I've never heard of this before
08/07/2012
Claire-Bear Claire-Bear
I've never heard about it before either.
08/07/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
So does the "Real Woman Test" mean he can't hold your whole tit in his hand?
08/07/2012
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
So does the "Real Woman Test" mean he can't hold your whole tit in his hand?
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste!
08/07/2012
Do emu Do emu
Quote:
Originally posted by bayosgirl
Hopefully no one is offended by this; it's all in good fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Several years ago, I can't remember exactly when, I came up with something I affectionately call the "Real Man Test". Basically, if you ...
This is a pretty stupid "real man" test if you ask me.
08/07/2012
MissCandyland MissCandyland
I've never heard of this before.
08/07/2012
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by bayosgirl
Hopefully no one is offended by this; it's all in good fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Several years ago, I can't remember exactly when, I came up with something I affectionately call the "Real Man Test". Basically, if you ...
I don't have a big mouth to begin with but I can't. But, I find having it too big is a turn off.
08/07/2012
Zandrock Zandrock
How bizarre
08/07/2012
Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
The only reason I can is because of hte fact I have a large mouth. But we don't do that no more due to the fact he's had an absess on his nuts and we refrain from going down to the balls most of the time.
08/07/2012
LAndJ LAndJ
Quite the poll here... but I don't think it would all fit.
08/07/2012
Bex1331 Bex1331
A bit random but whatever, he passes lol
08/07/2012
Deeder Deeder
My hubby is practically all balls and I have jaw issues, so yeah, they're not fitting in my mouth any time soon.
08/07/2012
bayosgirl bayosgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Claire-Bear
I've never heard about it before either.
That's because I made it up myself. lol.
08/08/2012
glasskitten glasskitten
Quote:
Originally posted by Zombirella
I've never heard of this before
Same. Maybe it'll catch on. lol
08/31/2012
Total posts: 16
Unique posters: 15