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Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Very funny thing.

I squirted a lot lately during a very intense orgasm and my partner said what you squirted like a...whale...LOL a whale! I thought that was so funny. I had never heard that before, I laughed histerically.

So those ladies who squirt, how do you squirt!? Like a chirpy dolphin or a hose? What funny things have you been said to squirt like?
11/05/2010
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Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Naughty Student
Very funny thing.

I squirted a lot lately during a very intense orgasm and my partner said what you squirted like a...whale...LOL a whale! I thought that was so funny. I had never heard that before, I laughed histerically.

So those ... more
I squirt like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.

(the only inconsistent thing I could think of)
11/05/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Tuesday
I squirt like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.

(the only inconsistent thing I could think of)
Good one!
11/05/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
I squirt like "Old Faithful"
11/05/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Tuesday
I squirt like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.

(the only inconsistent thing I could think of)
Hah, I love it!
11/05/2010
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
like a water balloon with a small hole that causes it to leak slowly
11/05/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Waterfall
like a water balloon with a small hole that causes it to leak slowly
Lol!
08/18/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by removedacnt
I squirt like "Old Faithful"
Good one!
08/18/2011
Contributor: BlackxxxRose BlackxxxRose
I squirt like a rampant firehose most days and like a leaky faucet on others.
09/19/2011