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Hi there fellow Eden members! I'm new!

Poophammer Poophammer
Hi there everyone. My lovely lady informed me I should introduce myself to the community, since I am new here.

First off, I'm a guy, I'm 25 years old, my online nickname has been Poophammer since I can remember, and it comes from a game called Death Spank.

I am big into PC gaming and I work on computers in my free time. I love cats and I'm recently starting to gain an appreciation for sex toys.

Also as you can see in my avatar I love cats and that is my little one, Stormy. She was the wife's cat before we met but she fell in love with me the first time I ever visited.

That's about it. My girl has been on this site for almost a year and I finally decided to try reviewing on my own!
05/24/2012
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Originally posted by Poophammer
Hi there everyone. My lovely lady informed me I should introduce myself to the community, since I am new here.

First off, I'm a guy, I'm 25 years old, my online nickname has been Poophammer since I can remember, and it comes from a ...
Welcome to the community! Glad you joined! I love cats too : )
05/24/2012
BG529 BG529
Welcome!!! Enjoy!
05/24/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Welcome to Eden, glad she talked you into introducing yourself. We could use a few more guys around here!

Give a shout if you need anything!
05/24/2012
Kindred Kindred
Welcome to EF!
05/24/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Welcome.

I wasn't sure where that name came from. (I thought it was some obscure anal sex reference. Shows you where my mind is most of the time.)

One of our Eden Employees has the same name as your kitty.
05/24/2012
Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Welcome.

I wasn't sure where that name came from. (I thought it was some obscure anal sex reference. Shows you where my mind is most of the time.)

One of our Eden Employees has the same name as your kitty.
Ha, why yes I do. Neat!
05/24/2012
Ansley Ansley
Welcome to EF! And I must say, great choice for the cat's name! Kinda partial to it myself. Just let me know if you ever need anything, always happy to help you around the site and of course our other contributors are as well.
05/24/2012
Poophammer Poophammer
Thanks everyone for your welcomes! Wow, it is no joke that everyone on this site is so helpful and friendly!

ToyTimeTim: I was told that the number of men to women on this site was pretty low, we will have to change that! I actually talked to some of my friends from some games about joining and reviewing (why I kept the online name they'll be able to find easily) so we will see! I know a bunch of fleshlight fanatics who really need to broaden their toy horizons!

P'Gell: I figured this would be the PERFECT place to explain the name! After all, I bet most of the members here have their minds in the same place as yours and mine!

Stormy: Ah yes, such a strong name! Only those who are smart, sweet and totally awesome can have that name! I am proud to have met another Stormy! Though, I'm sure your taste in food is much better than hers

Thank you all again, and I'm really going to enjoy talking with you all and writing reviews!
05/24/2012
Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Poophammer
Thanks everyone for your welcomes! Wow, it is no joke that everyone on this site is so helpful and friendly!

ToyTimeTim: I was told that the number of men to women on this site was pretty low, we will have to change that! I actually talked ...
Oh it would be so awesome if you could bring your friends in. And that was so sweet of you - I'm sure we both like to dine on tasty crabs and shrimps, but she can keep her vittles and wet food all for herself. Oh, and to add even more fun to this - I'm a leo. Muhahahaha
05/24/2012
Poophammer Poophammer
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Originally posted by Ansley
Oh it would be so awesome if you could bring your friends in. And that was so sweet of you - I'm sure we both like to dine on tasty crabs and shrimps, but she can keep her vittles and wet food all for herself. Oh, and to add even more fun to ...
I'm hoping they'll join me. I've asked them to read my reviews, so they can get an idea of what there is here, and Peggi had an idea to buy an Eden gift card or two with points, and I plan to do a giveaway type thing, where they can all try and "win" the gift card. I figure that's a good way to get them to check things out, maybe help them start up their own reviews!

Actually I have this cute video of her (I'd have to find it) going nuts over the smell of crabs in a cardboard box! She looked like she was on catnip!
05/24/2012
Beck Beck
Welcome!
05/24/2012
mpfm mpfm
Welcome to Eden's.
05/24/2012
romstomp romstomp
Welcome to EF, hope you enjoy your stay
05/24/2012
M.O.'s Girl M.O.'s Girl
Welcome to EF!
05/24/2012
Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Poophammer
I'm hoping they'll join me. I've asked them to read my reviews, so they can get an idea of what there is here, and Peggi had an idea to buy an Eden gift card or two with points, and I plan to do a giveaway type thing, where they can all ...
Aw, I bet that is adorable. And yes, definitely on the giveaway. Those are usually a hit. Hmm tie it into one of your gaming sessions somehow. MVP with the most kills, finds, etc gets the gc!
05/24/2012
Poophammer Poophammer
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Originally posted by Ansley
Aw, I bet that is adorable. And yes, definitely on the giveaway. Those are usually a hit. Hmm tie it into one of your gaming sessions somehow. MVP with the most kills, finds, etc gets the gc!
That's what I'm thinking. When the time comes, I might even post a thread to get some ideas, kinda compile them and maybe combine some ideas. I think that's a great idea though! We figured maybe do a couple $25's and if she has enough points maybe do a "grand prize" of 50 or 75. Hopefully get these guys away from the fleshlights only and on to some even more fun things! Maybe something that VIBRATES lol
05/24/2012
Poophammer Poophammer
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Originally posted by Beck
Welcome!
Thank you! And you've been wonderful so far!
05/24/2012
Melan!e Melan!e
Welcome to Eden! I've been trying to convince my guy to start reviewing here too.. No luck yet. How were you persuaded to start on your own?
05/24/2012
Kissy Kissy
Welcome! Poophammer is a pretty funny nickname, good for you for rockin' it! It is a lot of fun here, you'll see!
05/24/2012
Poophammer Poophammer
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Originally posted by Melan!e
Welcome to Eden! I've been trying to convince my guy to start reviewing here too.. No luck yet. How were you persuaded to start on your own?
Funny thing is, I actually knew about this site first. I just didn't get into reviewing yet because I didn't know if I'd be good at it and I didn't think I could put the time towards it but then I kinda just asked on my own about joining and how it all works. Hopefully you can get him to start reviewing! It's a lot of fun and he can get free toys! It's win-win! Plus you don't have to be a good writer to make a good review, I'm not the best writer and I did okay
05/24/2012
Poophammer Poophammer
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Originally posted by Kissy
Welcome! Poophammer is a pretty funny nickname, good for you for rockin' it! It is a lot of fun here, you'll see!
Haha, thanks! It's interesting when people use that nickname in public (yes, some people do that lol) so far I'm loving the community!
05/24/2012
Sangsara Sangsara
Welcome to eden. Personally I'm single but I would love it if the next guy (or gal) I date is into toys and reviewing!
05/24/2012
macho99 macho99
I see we have another tenga fan! Aren't we all though? heh.

Welcome Poophammer!
05/24/2012
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