My 500th Review Choice

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My 500th Review Choice

~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
~LaUr3n~
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I need some help! I wouldn't still be here if it weren't for all you lovely EFers and your feedback. So, I wanted to ask you all what YOU want me to review for my 500th!

I revised my list of items on hand that I can review ( I already have these things lying around). I chose ones that I feel are most popular, but I can't decide!

Look through my list: link

And leave your top few that you'd like to see me review, and if you could give a reason, that would be awesome! Again, this is not a list to choose an item free. I have these already, so don't let that be a factor in what you choose.

P.S. To those who are waiting on quite a few lingerie reviews from me. Some don't appear in this list because I am exchanging for smaller sizes. No worries!
09/06/2011
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catgirl9 catgirl9
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I need some help! I wouldn't still be here if it weren't for all you lovely EFers and your feedback. So, I wanted to ask you all what YOU want me to review for my 500th!

I revised my list of items on hand that I can review ( I already ...
The Liberator Pulse would be interesting. It's my top choice because of the lack of reviews. There are currently only 3 reviews on it and it would be nice to get another one up. Plus I just want to know what you thought of it.

The Curve and Siri both have a lot of reviews, but the curve really intrigues me.

Liberator Ramp...I mean, how could you go wrong with that one? Sure there are a ton of reviews, but for #500 you gotta go big and the ramp is BIG!
09/06/2011
Linga Linga
SEX STOOL!!!
09/06/2011
tigerkate tigerkate
I definitely would want you to review something that you'd have FUN reviewing!

My vote IS the brocade corset-- not too many (helpful) reviews on it, and I think lingerie reviews are pretty fun to write.

WHOOT! Congrats on the big 500... the VERY big 500!
09/06/2011
buzzvibe buzzvibe
I agree that for the 500th review you should do something grand like the Liberator Ramp, but I would also love to hear your thoughts on the Sex Stool because that's totally unlike anything I've ever tried. Congrats on your 500th!
09/06/2011
emiliaa emiliaa
That curve dildo looks hella interesting. ^_^ Congrats on 500 reviews.
09/06/2011
sexyintexas sexyintexas
Wow...you are amazing!!! I would like to see the ramp. My reasoning, because it is on my list and I 100% trust your reviews.
09/06/2011
babychika babychika
Clone a dong. We have been wanting to buy this forever
09/06/2011
Kake aka PoeticErotica Kake aka PoeticErotica
We Vibe II - I'm really curious as to whether or not this is effective during penetration, whether or not the vibrations effect your partner at all, whether or not the vibrations are adequate when NOT paired with penetration, if this toy lives up to its hype.

Wahl - Another toy who's praises I often hear sung. I'd like to know how this measures up to other massagers, how strong the vibrations are, if it's one of those mind-blowing massagers or something that's just a weak substitute for a fairy or something similar. Also, because the head is different, I'd like to know what the sensation is like from the head in comparison to other massagers.

Pink Champagne - I really think this is one of the most versatile, cutest nighties EF carries atm. It also comes in my size, which is a rarity. I would like to know how nice the fabrics & construction are, how it's cuteness stacks up when compared to the product page pics, how close to the measurements listed on EF the actual sizes are, whether or not this is casual enough to just wear to sleep in if you're in a cutesy, sexy mood or what have you, how well it holds up after washing, and so on and so forth.

Thank you, Lauren, for letting us help you with this decision. You're too sweet. )
09/06/2011
sktb0007 sktb0007
Wow Lauren, congrats! That is a lot of reviews! No wonder you are #1 contributor lol! Way to go girl!
09/06/2011
Kake aka PoeticErotica Kake aka PoeticErotica
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Originally posted by tigerkate
I definitely would want you to review something that you'd have FUN reviewing!

My vote IS the brocade corset-- not too many (helpful) reviews on it, and I think lingerie reviews are pretty fun to write.

WHOOT! Congrats on the big ...
Oooh, I just noticed that the brocade corset is on the list. I just bought that. It seemed quite a bit smaller than the measurements/size listed, but maybe that's just me or just the particular one I received. If you do review this, I'd love to hear how you thought its actual size compared to the listed measurements/size generally.

Also, congratufrigginlations on 500 reviews! That's mind-blowing! And each one manages to be full of detail, a pleasure to read generally-speaking, filled with an accurate abundance of info, and written in a fun, light-hearded, confident, enthusiastic voice that it's hard NOT to like your reviews. I'm really impressed and happy for you! Keep up the great work, darlin!
09/06/2011
Ryuson Ryuson
Well I'm personally interested in the Siri! But I agree with the others, you should 'go big' for the big occasion!
09/06/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
My choice would the the Liberator Pulse or Ramp.

They are interesting devices and worthy of a 500th review.
09/06/2011
Beck Beck
Annie O Or the stool! Congrats on 500 reviews wow.
09/06/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Kake aka PoeticErotica
We Vibe II - I'm really curious as to whether or not this is effective during penetration, whether or not the vibrations effect your partner at all, whether or not the vibrations are adequate when NOT paired with penetration, if this toy lives ...
Kake, one thing to remember. The Wahl Deluxe Wand that Lauren has on her list is not the Classic 7 in 1 Two Speed Wahl. They are two different toys, and quite different in power and even design. Lauren requested the less powerful Wahl Deluxe Wand. Most of the reviews have stated that the Wand Wahl is not nearly as powerful as the Classic Wahl. (But, Lauren seems to have easy Os so it might work for her well.) But, you don't want to confuse the two toys.

I can assure you, the Classic Wahl Two Speed makes any of the Fairys feel like a battery operated medium speed toy. IMO, the Two Speed Wahl is even better than the Hitachi. I do have both.
09/06/2011
Coralbell Coralbell
I vote for the Clone A Willy kit. I've read a bunch of reviews on that, and none of them went into much detail on how you actually make it.
09/06/2011
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Kake, one thing to remember. The Wahl Deluxe Wand that Lauren has on her list is not the Classic 7 in 1 Two Speed Wahl. They are two different toys, and quite different in power and even design. Lauren requested the less powerful Wahl Deluxe Wand. ...
I totally agree. I don't have any other Wahls besides the classic, but I do have a Hitachi, and the Wahl totally beats the Hitachi. Though sometimes it just depends on what kind of intense vibration I want.
09/06/2011
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
And congratulations on 500 reviews, Lauren! That is INSANE. I can't even imagine having that many toys, let alone doing that many reviews.

I would like to see the Clone-a-willy or Liberator ramp, but mostly the ramp. The clone-a-willy has some very mixed reviews, which mostly seems to have to do with how perfectly the reviewer did theirs. I'd like to see what you would think of the finished product (because I'm pretty sure you'd do a good job with it).

The ramp seems more like a good 500th review item, though. It's big and expensive. That kind of landmark review is worthy of something like that.
09/06/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
Pulse or the stool. Congrats on 500 reviews!
09/06/2011
Illusional Illusional
I would like the We-vibe. I'm curious if it lives up to its standards
09/06/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
I vote for the Anni o as number 1, bcs you've only reviewed two or three harness type toys.

And I'd go with any one of the corsets bcs I know how much you are a lingerie girl. I like the Taffeta one the most!
09/06/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
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Originally posted by Linga
SEX STOOL!!!
I'm with Linga! SEX STOOL!
09/06/2011
dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by AngelvMaynard
I'm with Linga! SEX STOOL!
I'm with them - sex stool!
09/06/2011
Nothere Nothere
I would say, lucky I think it would be fitting. The lucky 500!
09/06/2011
Antipova Antipova
Congratulations on your 500th! I'm looking forward to your reviews of most of these things (Swirly Deuce)... I think you'd do an especially good job on Clone A Willy, too.

You know? I'm going to vote Clone A Willy, even though I suppose the Ramp or the Stool would be a 'more appropriate' 500th choice.
09/06/2011
meitman meitman
Congrats on your 500th!

I would love to read your review of the We-vibe. My wife and I are thinking about getting something we can use together after this pregnancy is over and we are able to resume relations We were talking about getting this one. I would love to find out how well it works in your opinion.
09/07/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by tigerkate
I definitely would want you to review something that you'd have FUN reviewing!

My vote IS the brocade corset-- not too many (helpful) reviews on it, and I think lingerie reviews are pretty fun to write.

WHOOT! Congrats on the big ...
I always have fun reviewing
09/07/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by buzzvibe
I agree that for the 500th review you should do something grand like the Liberator Ramp, but I would also love to hear your thoughts on the Sex Stool because that's totally unlike anything I've ever tried. Congrats on your 500th!
The Liberator Ramp was actually my "prize" for my 100th review. I've been really slacking on that one lol.
09/07/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Kake aka PoeticErotica
We Vibe II - I'm really curious as to whether or not this is effective during penetration, whether or not the vibrations effect your partner at all, whether or not the vibrations are adequate when NOT paired with penetration, if this toy lives ...
Welcome! Thanks so much for going into so much detail! I will totally come back to this when I write each of these reviews. I will get to them all eventually! I have had some of these items since last Christmas or earlier!
09/07/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Kake aka PoeticErotica
Oooh, I just noticed that the brocade corset is on the list. I just bought that. It seemed quite a bit smaller than the measurements/size listed, but maybe that's just me or just the particular one I received. If you do review this, I'd love ...
Thank so much for those compliments! Confident voice - I like that
09/07/2011
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