#AprilFools - Stifler's Mom

VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
Stifler's Mom is a fun addition to your sexual exploits and promiscuous enjoyment. Stifler's Mom is fun for the whole family too! If you're tired of the same old sex with your partner, spice things up with Stifler's Mom or someone else's mom. Who cares? Just as long as you don't use your actual mom. That's kinda gross...unless you're into that sort of thing. Stifler's Mom is also discreet and can handle the kiddos if you need to get away with your partner for a night on the town. Now that's what I call a nifty built in baby sitter.

Stifler's Mom comes packaged in a pent up state of horniness and a brick and mortar container. She's usually stripping in front of her window for you to see and get a raging hard on over. She is equipped with cooking skills and brings over cookies for nookie time. Her lips are injected with collagen for some extra cushion during that special blow job you've been dying for.

Cleaning Stifler's Mom is simple. Just turn the shower on and throw her in when you're done. Or just make her do it herself. Or you could always take her outside and spray her down with the hose, but then you would be subjecting yourself to possible extra horniness. Proceed with caution as prolonged erections can be dangerous. Also, to clean those hard to reach places in her twat, just shove an unused toilet brush with some soft soap on the bristles to ensure you clean her thoroughly.

Storing her is easy. Send her home, store her in the closet, or just keep her in bed with you. She's easy. Literally.
04/03/2010
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MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Haha! I saw the title of this and just had to read it
04/03/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove
Haha! I saw the title of this and just had to read it
Same here, fantastic!
04/03/2010
Sammi Sammi
Funny!
04/03/2010
Gary Gary
What do they retail for?
04/05/2010
VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
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Originally posted by Gary
What do they retail for?
Tree fitty. She's doubles at the Lochness Monster (I hope you've seen South Park to get that joke )
04/05/2010
Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme) Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
Funnily enough, or perhaps inexplicably enough, I find the actress who plays Stifler's Mom (Jennifer Coolidge) wildly, amazingly attractive.
04/08/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
WOW I need to get Sigel one of these...he'd love it probably more than his Asuka love doll!
04/08/2010
The Giveaway Diva The Giveaway Diva
ahha this is hilarious!
05/02/2010
MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
WANT xD
12/19/2010
dv8 dv8
Milf, milf, milf!
12/21/2010
married with children married with children
LMFAO
12/24/2010
phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
MILF!!!!
03/25/2011
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