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Happy New Year!

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Happy 2009- may it be a better year than the last!

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
~Mark Twain

"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." ~Jay Leno

"New Year's Day... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." ~Mark Twain
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Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
Happy New Years to you too Sleepy Dreamer and everyone else on EF!
CaptainBunnyKilla CaptainBunnyKilla
Happy New year, everyone! I wish the best for everybody.
Oggins Oggins

Forgive me but, I can't help myself. I must quote Jay Leno once again!

"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution."
Jay Leno
Dame Demi Dame Demi
Happy New Year, all! I wish you all health, happiness, and prosperity in 2009! (Sorry, too tired to come up with something less lame-sounding, but the sentiment is sincere...)
Snappy Snappy
Happy New Year, everyone!
Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful Dreamer
Happy New Year!!!

I hope everyone has a great year.
dv8 dv8
Happy 2011!
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