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$50 to watch animals screw

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BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine's Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?

"We're going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that get them going to help them reproduce," said Jenny Parnett of Binder Park Zoo.

It's a Valentine's Day date that's sure to ruffle some feathers.

Binder Park Zoo says love birds are flocking to sign up for the Zoorotica program. From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals.

The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before.

Tickets are sold out, but there is a waiting list. Just call the zoo office to add your name.




Question- would you pay $50 to watch animals make love?
02/13/2009
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Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by Nashville
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine's Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?

"We're going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at ...
I wouldn't. You can get it for free on PBS.
02/13/2009
Tuesday Tuesday
Plus I have no money.
02/13/2009
jedent jedent
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Originally posted by Tuesday
I wouldn't. You can get it for free on PBS.
Oh but come ON! You would seriously compare watching snow leopards do it on TV to seeing them do it a few feet away? I mean, how often does anyone get to see something like that? Whether it gets your rocks off or not, and hey, I'm not judging anyone who does...my point is that, you know, if you had the money then why not? Watching hyenas screw is something to cross off your "to do before I die" list.

*shrugs*
02/14/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by jedent
Oh but come ON! You would seriously compare watching snow leopards do it on TV to seeing them do it a few feet away? I mean, how often does anyone get to see something like that? Whether it gets your rocks off or not, and hey, I'm not judging ...
I dunno, animals tend to have really scary sex. I saw my friend's ducks go at it once and I was scarred for life...plus, a duck's penis looks a lot like a curly fry.
02/14/2009
Sammi Sammi
It might be interesting, but with my luck one from each pair would be in "Not tonight, dear" mode, and I wouldn't see a thing - lol.
02/15/2009
Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by jedent
Oh but come ON! You would seriously compare watching snow leopards do it on TV to seeing them do it a few feet away? I mean, how often does anyone get to see something like that? Whether it gets your rocks off or not, and hey, I'm not judging ...
I stand by my answer. Having seen dogs go for it on TV and in real life, I can say that the live experience didn't do any more for me than seeing it on TV.
02/15/2009
Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by jedent
Oh but come ON! You would seriously compare watching snow leopards do it on TV to seeing them do it a few feet away? I mean, how often does anyone get to see something like that? Whether it gets your rocks off or not, and hey, I'm not judging ...
"Watching hyenas screw is something to cross off your "to do before I die" list."

LOL, omg I laughed so hard when I read this.
02/15/2009
Gary Gary
I would pay $50 to see animals getting it on, however I would not go out of my way and mark it on the calendar. Besides, that PBS crap is like the adult industry of the animal kingdom, it's not "real". They pay top dollar to the most physically fit and socially deemed “attractive” snow leopards to misrepresent the whole snow leopard species.

There a few small, adult snow leopard companies out there that focus on realism and the amateur niche; unfortunately the adult male snow leopard demographic that makes up most of the buying audience just doesn't seem very interested in this kind of approach. So please, go and pay $50 to watch the animals put on a live sex show. If you can’t do it for yourself, just think of all the poor snow leopards that have habits to feed. Remember, empty seats = empty syringes.
02/16/2009
Dragon Dragon
I keep wondering how this post keeps popping up to the top of the forum. Now I know...

We all have our perversions and kinks. I'd rather watch people fuck!
02/16/2009
Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
I used to work at a zoo. They used to pay ME to watch animals screw.
02/19/2009
Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
I'm not interested in watching animals.

I lived on a small cattle farm for 8 years. When I washed dishes I had an amazing view of a pasture, creek and wooded area. Very pristine. And I also got to watch a bull chase around and screw many girls, while another bull could barely get one. It's very much like real life, but it's not sexy ass people. I'll take $50 worth of good porn.
02/19/2009
*Country Girl Can Survive* *Country Girl Can Survive*
I had to take a Human Sexuality class last semester and the teacher showed a 45 video of different animals screwing. Needless to say it was NOT entertaining. Although the elephants penis was very scary!!! link Found this on you tube to share! Makes me glad I'm not a female elephant!!!! *EEEKKKKK!!!*
03/08/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by *Country Girl Can Survive*
I had to take a Human Sexuality class last semester and the teacher showed a 45 video of different animals screwing. Needless to say it was NOT entertaining. Although the elephants penis was very scary!!! link Found this on you tube to share! Makes ...
Wow, that was awesome! It was long enough to drag on the ground, AND it had an elbow. I was however disappointed to see that they were not practicing safe sex, and of coarse we all know that pulling out is not 100% effective.
03/08/2009
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
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Originally posted by *Country Girl Can Survive*
I had to take a Human Sexuality class last semester and the teacher showed a 45 video of different animals screwing. Needless to say it was NOT entertaining. Although the elephants penis was very scary!!! link Found this on you tube to share! Makes ...
That's wicked funny. After all that trouble, he still gets it all over himself. When I went to it, I found this one as well. Frickin hilarious! link
03/08/2009
Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by Gary
I would pay $50 to see animals getting it on, however I would not go out of my way and mark it on the calendar. Besides, that PBS crap is like the adult industry of the animal kingdom, it's not "real". They pay top dollar to the most ...
Holy fuck this was brilliant and NO ONE COMMENTED ON IT. FOR SHAME, EF!
11/25/2009
Saraid Saraid
I wouldn't go, but that's mainly because I'm against zoos and captive breeding.
11/25/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Holy fuck this was brilliant and NO ONE COMMENTED ON IT. FOR SHAME, EF!
Ha, thank you! I totally forgot about this thread.
11/25/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Saraid
I wouldn't go, but that's mainly because I'm against zoos and captive breeding.
I can see your point, but please consider that some animals would be extinct without captive breeding.
11/25/2009
Domineight Domineight
How exactly do they guarantee the animals will actually be having sex?

Last time I was at the zoo I saw a duck basically attacking another duck for sex. I don't know if that is just how ducks mate but it was terribly awkward.
01/26/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Domineight
How exactly do they guarantee the animals will actually be having sex?

Last time I was at the zoo I saw a duck basically attacking another duck for sex. I don't know if that is just how ducks mate but it was terribly awkward.
Before the show, they start playing Barry White records. This is a fail proof plan to make sure the animals are all ready to go!
01/26/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Nashville
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine's Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?

"We're going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at ...
You can go to Brookfield Zoo any day in the spring and see this for the regular price. Less, if you have a Membership. I hate it when people LIE to their kids about "what are those animals doing, Mommy?" "Oh, the Mommy pig is giving the Daddy Pig a piggy back ride."

Sheesh. What's wrong with "they're making love" or "they're making baby pigs." Pigs make a LOT of noise when they screw, female pigs have their clitoris inside their vagina and their orgasms can last an hour! Just thought I'd throw that in.
07/14/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
An Old Bull and his son are on a hill, looking at the cows grazing in the pasture. The Young Bull says, "Hey Dad, let's run down that hill and screw one of those cows." The wise Old Bull says, "Son, instead we can WALK down and screw them all."

Bwahahahaaaaa!!!!
07/14/2010
Solar Ray Solar Ray
You'd likely get to watch for free if you just go to any farm during breeding season. Watching animals have sex is actually a turn on for some people so whatever turns their crank... go for it.
02/22/2011
hjtee hjtee
No, hands down. I can watch people have sex all day long, but when it comes to animals, I feel wrong seeing them in there private moments. Well, I guess it's not private, but you get my point.
03/19/2011
EndlessFrost EndlessFrost
That sounds awesome. But I bet the animals are like regular zoo animals, the second you show up they're like 'fuck that' and take a nap or hide. Always so disappointing.
04/29/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
Lol - no I wouldn't pay $50!
04/29/2011
kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Not something I would be interested in. Although I saw a video on utube where a chimp raps a frog which was funny to watch. Felt sorry for the frog thought being forced to give oral sex. I didnt know chimps new about oral sex lol.
04/29/2011
socceras socceras
You couldn't PAY ME to watch it
05/12/2011
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