Eden versions of holiday songs...

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Eden versions of holiday songs...

Victoria Victoria
Over at our kickass Eden Community Holiday Party, we did a killer contest for 'best Eden version of a holiday song'...and there were some GREAT ones!

I am asking the party-goers who posted some there to post them here for you to see... but anyone who missed out, please share your own cool creation with us! I love this community - SO MUCH FUN!
12/21/2010
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Jul!a Jul!a
Mine isn't much, but here it is

To the tune of Joy to the World:

Joy to EdenFantasys, the toys have come.
Let everyone rejoice.
The kids are outside playing,
So let's vibe while they're distracted,
And hope they don't hear us scream
And hope they don't hear us scream
And hope, and hope, they don't hear us scream.
12/21/2010
Airekah Airekah
This was to the tune of Silver Bells!


Lots of dildos, lots of vibes
dressed in many condoms
In the air
There's a feeling of sex
People Laughing
People Chatting
On the Eden Forums
and on every review you will hear

Eden Love, Eden Love
It's time to buy for your lover
Very Safe, Very Safe
Eden will never leave you dry.

Strings of anal beads
Even Butt Plugs
Stock the shelves of Eden
As the shoppers rush
home to their treaures

Hear the slapping
see the clapping
This is the Eden Scene
and above all this fun
you will see

Eden Love, Eden Love
It's time to buy for your lover
Very Safe, Very Safe
Eden will never leave you dry.
12/21/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
~Silent night~

Sex toy site
Freaking awesome sex toy site
Vibes that light
Plugs that delight
Great community that help you out right
Great staff members that make thing work right
Sleep in orgasmic peace
Orders come to you so discreet.
12/21/2010
Illusional Illusional
To the tune of We Three Kingsā€


Eden Fantasys is where I go
To answer all the things I don't know
Variety and Priced Just Right
This is where you'll find me each night

There's such a diverse community
And even if you can't always agree
You learn some things that are rare
And some things to try if you dare


OHHHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHH

Contests galore and tons of fun
This community is for everyone
Sub or dom, asexual or gay
This is my favorite spot to play
12/21/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Grandma squirted playing with her dildo
The one that Grandpa bought her Christmas Eve
People say theres no such thing as Eden
As for me and Grandpa we believe!
12/21/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But Eden is so delightful,
Since I've no place to go,
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow

My vibe doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've bought some Eden lube for topping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow

When I kiss my Icicle goodnight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But since I have Eden in sight,
All the way home I'll be warm.
12/21/2010
NuMe NuMe
This was to Silver Bells


Edenfantasys Edenfantasys Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of a Sexy Christmas.

Partners laughing, People playing
Giving smiles after smiles
And on every street corner you'll hear

Edenfantasys Edenfantasys
It's Christmas time on our website
Buzz Buzz Buzz, Here those vibes
Soon it will be Christmas Day
12/21/2010
Emily! Emily!
In the darkness we can feel all over
And get down on both of our knees
He'll say "babe have you cum yet"?
I'll say no man! but you would do better to go down.


hahaha this was my best attempt and it's to the tune of winter wonderland. I only thought of it because it's what actually kinda happened earlier
12/21/2010
NuMe NuMe
And this one was to Christmas Fantasy


Whatever they wants from me
Whatever they needs I'll be
Just set them beneath my tree
This is my Christmas Edenfantasy
And that's all I need
I'm begging you, Santa please
Slide them down my chimney
They are my Christmas Edenfantasy
12/21/2010
Sir Sir
To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Momma orgasmed from her Gigi
After browsing Eden Christmas day
You can say there's no such thing as g-spot
But as for me and Momma, we believe.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We were all so fond of Eden
With the whips and dildos too
At the table, browsing the net
Wondering what to buy,
A vibe or some fishnets?
12/21/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
To the first two verses on Jingle bells.

Looking through the site
With one thing on my mind
In a very naughty light
O'er the site we go
Horny all the way!
Clits and g-spots ring
Faces all bright
What fun it is to buzz and vibe
a lovely toy tonight!

Oh, eden toys, eden toys
Eden all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
All the lovely dildos right
Vibes and plugs, Vibes and plugs
Eden all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
Every single toy!
12/21/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Its beginning to look a lot like Sexmas,
all throughout Eden
from the glitery, pretty vibes
to the lovely plushy plugs
Eden is the bomb!
12/21/2010
SexyTabby SexyTabby
Jingle Bells tune lol

Dashing thought the site
Wondering what to get
Over pages and threads
Drooling all the way

Bells on clamps will ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun we'll have tonight
On Eden's wonderful site

and the butt plug song:

We wish you a merry butt plug
we wish you a merry butt plug
and a happy new rear!
12/21/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Ok, here's my EdenFantasys Christmas song...

I'm dreaming of a seeeexy Christmas.
Like the ones all of Eden forum knows.
Where the sex toys glisten
As your lover listens
To hear you whisper, sigh, and moan.
12/21/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties are being sung by a choir
of sluts dressed up like hos.
Everybody knows EdenFantasys and some mistletoe
Helps to make the season right!
Tiny tits with their nipples all aglow
Will make it hard for me to sleep tonight!
12/21/2010
Shumway Shumway
to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

On the website we can order sex toys;
and pretend that we are dom and sub,
I'll ask "does it hurt" and he'll say "NO Ma'am...
But you can hit me hard 'cause I've been bad".

Later on, by the fire;
we'll be filled with our desire,
We'll be happy at play, orgasmic all day:
surfing in an Eden Wonderland.
12/21/2010
Victoria Victoria
I love this so much, I shared it with Fred (Eden's owner! )
12/21/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I love this so much, I shared it with Fred (Eden's owner! )
Cool, It sure was fun.
12/21/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Now who's going to record the album?
12/21/2010
Fred Petrenko Fred Petrenko
AWESOME! I love ya all
Thank you so much and have great happy Holidays!
12/21/2010
Airekah Airekah
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I love this so much, I shared it with Fred (Eden's owner! )
I may finish mine completely later!
12/21/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Fred Petrenko
AWESOME! I love ya all
Thank you so much and have great happy Holidays!
You to Fred! Have a happy and safe Holiday season.
(We love you too)
12/21/2010
NuMe NuMe
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Now who's going to record the album?
Hahahaha! I think Kristi is putting a band together. Ask her.
12/21/2010
NuMe NuMe
Quote:
Originally posted by Fred Petrenko
AWESOME! I love ya all
Thank you so much and have great happy Holidays!
Thank you Fred! I hope you have a Happy Holiday as well!
12/21/2010
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Fred Petrenko
AWESOME! I love ya all
Thank you so much and have great happy Holidays!
You too!
12/22/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Fred Petrenko
AWESOME! I love ya all
Thank you so much and have great happy Holidays!
You too! Glad we could be of some entertainment


There are some really creative songs on here! I can't believe what some of you could come up with in such short notice!
12/22/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Just want to say again how much you guys rock! I dunno how I'd ever manage to be so clever on the fly like this! Happy Holidays!
12/22/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Now who's going to record the album?
I would totally carol these songs! Who's with me???
12/22/2010
gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by NuMe
Hahahaha! I think Kristi is putting a band together. Ask her.
You remembered the Asploded Brained Eden Peeps! I you!

And we should totally do this record. *nods*
12/22/2010
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