5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)

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5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)

Jul!a Jul!a
"We try not to be celebrity-obsessed here at Cracked; we don't know whether Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still married, we don't know which leading men are secretly gay and we have no idea why OJ doesn't make hilarious spoof movies anymore.

But some prominent people have permanently changed the culture, and it's worth understanding what made them tick. Especially when you consider the fact that (according to some theories) small, arbitrary events in their lives completely changed the world.

For instance, some say ..."

I also try not to be too celebrity obsessed, but every now and then I can't help but give in and start pondering too. I know that a lot of this article is going to come across as speculation, but like most other things at Cracked it's at least researched pretty well. What do you guys think?
11/22/2011
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T&A1987 T&A1987
it would be better if MJ was not a creepy (alleged, never proven) pedo, but rather a was chemically castrated man who never touched any kids inappropriately. we'll probably never know though.
11/22/2011
voenne voenne
It is interesting...but we'll never know any of this for sure, so it's no use pondering too hard.
11/22/2011
LQ LQ
The Michael Jackson & Kurt Cobain ones are food for thought. Someone having Asperger's *shrug* Doesn't excite me that much since I have it myself. And the other 2 were about poop, so I kinda skimmed.
11/22/2011
Errant Venture Errant Venture
It was interesting to read the Jefferson one. I'd always held the theory that Einstein had Aspergers, too.

EDIT: forgot to say thanks!
11/23/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by LQ
The Michael Jackson & Kurt Cobain ones are food for thought. Someone having Asperger's *shrug* Doesn't excite me that much since I have it myself. And the other 2 were about poop, so I kinda skimmed.
Those are the two that really made me think. The rest I was more "ehhh" about, but the Jackson and Cobain ones were real head scratchers.
11/23/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
I love the stuff on Jefferson. My youngest daughter has Asperger's Syndrome, and it's always good to have good role models to help her through her rough times. She was happy when she learned that Albert Einstein and Bill Gates have/had Asperger's. (She loves both of them, and was very happy to know that they have Asperger's and did so well with their lives.) Knowing that Jefferson also lived with this interesting way of thinking will be good for her.

Thank you, Sam.
11/23/2011
Errant Venture Errant Venture
@P'Gell So it's been confirmed that Einstein did have Aspergers? I thought it was just me who thought that. I feel sad now. Someone stole my idea!
11/25/2011
GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Wow. Definitely one of the most interesting articles on Cracked in a while. They usually aren't too far off either.
11/25/2011
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