Your most awkward sexual experience

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Your most awkward sexual experience

misterazor misterazor
what was yours? how did it change you?
12/07/2012
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K101 K101
Crap. I really don't know if I can remember a super awkward one... There was a time with a guy I was dating years ago where we couldn't get it in. Once I peeked my head from under the covers while me & my (current) partner were doing it and seen someone staring at us! LOL. It was a friend who was staying over, but creepy still. I really don't know that I have any awkward ones though. Just the norm.
12/07/2012
cricket cricket
I farted when I came once
12/07/2012
Martiniman Martiniman
Has to be my high school girlfriends dad having a conversation with me about sex with his daughter. I was told how to signal him that we were having sex so he would leave us alone and give us privacy. When you're 18 that's pretty awkward, being told its ok to have sex anytime you want by the father of your girlfriend. As cool as it seemed, he wasn't winning any father of the year awards.
12/07/2012
Robespierrethecat Robespierrethecat
THIS ONE TIME.

I had bought some of this chocolate body topping stuff. It was pretty thick and just tasted like regular chocolate.

My boyfriend thought it was a good idea to rub it all over my torso, then he realized that it was sticky and wouldn't come off unless I washed it all off or unless he licked EVERY FREAKING INCH of my torso. It was a big mess and we both got terribly turned off. And we were a big sticky mess.
12/07/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
The ONE TIME my ex-husband tried something sexual - the night we finally met when he flew in and I took him home. I was sick as a dog with the cold, and he wanted to go down on me, but I didn't want to go to bed yet, so I was at my desk and finishing up something on the computer.

The stupid fucker crawled under my desk, tried to part my legs, and ended up pushing me back in the desk chair and I hit the floor.

Stupid me still married him ...

Must have been the concussion from when my head hit the floor.
12/07/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
The game "just the tip". Worst. Game. Ever.
12/07/2012
PolyLove PolyLove
I have a lot.

One time my little brother walked in on me and my now husband. I rolled off of him really quickly, and pretended to be asleep. Earlier that day he had told me that two of his toys represented mine and Alex's love, but I didn't pay attention and told him he should go tell Alex. Well, apparently mid-booty was a great time for him to walk in and tell my boyfriend that the horse and girl he had represented our love and that the horse was him, and the girl was me, he said this as he made the girl start riding the horse.

Another one, again, mid-booty, spooning position. My mom came in and sat down to talk to us before we went to sleep. We kinda wiggled out of having sex, and we were covered, but we were naked from the waist down. In the middle of one of her sentences she goes "Oh God! Y'all were... Oh my God! Ew!" And ran out. We were laughing so hard we couldn't finish. But later we heard my mom and little brother outside my bedroom door. He told her he had to put my shoes in my room and she freaked out saying "just leave them outside the door! do NOT go in there!" LOL!

And the last one that comes to mind isn't mine. But it's still really awkward. We were living with a roommate who slept in our livingroom. Well he was supposed to be spending the night some where else so we had a couple of friends over and gave them permission to get it on in our livingroom, as we were going to be busy with our door closed. Well apparently our roommate came home, stood in the door way staring at them in mid-booty, sat on the couch, where they were both naked and in the action, and tried to start a conversation! What the heck!! I'm very surprised our friend didn't beat him!!
12/07/2012
SexToys-R-Us SexToys-R-Us
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Originally posted by cricket
I farted when I came once
omg lmfao ahahhaha some guy did that when were having a session, i could not for the life of me stop laughing i was literally in tears from laughing so hard, i feel bad because i know all the laughing made him feel awful but he eventually got over it and we both laugh about it together now!!! hilarious!
12/07/2012
SexToys-R-Us SexToys-R-Us
i have a few,

1. When me and the BF were having sex his older sister walked in and caught us having sex in her bed!

2. I was madly in love with a high school crush and when he finally made a move i was beyond more then willing to show him a good time until he pulled his penis out, i mean never in a million years did i expect him to have the smallest thinnest dick, unfortunately it turned me off and we never hooked up after that!

dont get me wrong i know its not all about the size, trust me, i still gave him a chance but sex is very important in a relationship or a FWB situation and he was not fulfilling his duties.
12/07/2012
michael scofield michael scofield
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Originally posted by Martiniman
Has to be my high school girlfriends dad having a conversation with me about sex with his daughter. I was told how to signal him that we were having sex so he would leave us alone and give us privacy. When you're 18 that's pretty awkward, ...
lol
12/07/2012
misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by cricket
I farted when I came once
aaaaaahhahaha...that's wonderful! i think we've all had that feeling...and hoped it would not happen. too great. thanks!
12/08/2012
misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by Martiniman
Has to be my high school girlfriends dad having a conversation with me about sex with his daughter. I was told how to signal him that we were having sex so he would leave us alone and give us privacy. When you're 18 that's pretty awkward, ...
yeah, that's awkward. there's accepting the reality of a tean daugther's sex life, and then there's being cool with it. not cool. thanks for sharing.
12/08/2012
misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by Robespierrethecat
THIS ONE TIME.

I had bought some of this chocolate body topping stuff. It was pretty thick and just tasted like regular chocolate.

My boyfriend thought it was a good idea to rub it all over my torso, then he realized that it was ...
talk about a sticky situation...hahaha. thanks for sharing.
12/08/2012
misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
The ONE TIME my ex-husband tried something sexual - the night we finally met when he flew in and I took him home. I was sick as a dog with the cold, and he wanted to go down on me, but I didn't want to go to bed yet, so I was at my desk and ...
we all do inexplicable things sometimes. thanks for sharing!
12/08/2012
misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by Bethy Cassatt
The game "just the tip". Worst. Game. Ever.
baaahahahaha...i love that game. no, never played it, actually. but, yes, i have heard of it. got more than the tip, didn't you? sorry for you luck. thanks for sharing.
12/08/2012
misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by PolyLove
I have a lot.

One time my little brother walked in on me and my now husband. I rolled off of him really quickly, and pretended to be asleep. Earlier that day he had told me that two of his toys represented mine and Alex's love, but I ...
oh god. i've had similar. was inside of my girlfriend on the couch when little brother walked in. we were under a blanket and had to play it off like nothing was amiss. he never picked up on it, but we had to do some shifting, as he sat in the chair and watched t.v. with us. awesome. side note...same girlfriend, i went down on her in her bedroom and blew air inside...not cool on my part at all. as we were in the living room a few minutes later, hanging with the family, the air started coming out. they thought she was gassy and i was horrified for her. i felt soooo terrible.
12/08/2012
misterazor misterazor
Quote:
Originally posted by SexToys-R-Us
i have a few,

1. When me and the BF were having sex his older sister walked in and caught us having sex in her bed!

2. I was madly in love with a high school crush and when he finally made a move i was beyond more then willing to show ...
i feel so bad for women, and men, who end up with a man with thin penis. how unfortunate. no helping who you fall in love with, and no helping having a small penis...it's just sad though. poor guy.
12/08/2012
jr2012 jr2012
Once we were doing it on a futon in the guest bedroom of his parents house....we must have rolled too far to one side because the bed tipped over like a seesaw, sending him flying! Like, legs in the air, falling. It caused a huge noise and we definitely got called on it by his brothers. We told them he was just sitting on it, of course!
12/08/2012
Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
A few years back I spent a spring break out at my partners house (we were in a long distance relationship). We had thrown our condoms in his bedroom garbage all week and hadn't taken the garbage out yet. When we were out to dinner, his cat had gotten into the garbage and dragged out multiple condoms and was playing with them in the living room. His mom had to clean it ALL up. Yep, that was a fun phone call to get when we were out.

But during actual sex, I don't know that anything has ever really been awkward. My partner and I are very comfortable and open with each other. Although one time I started my period during a morning session. I hadn't gotten out of bed yet so I didn't realize I had started until we finished and he got out of bed and said "Uh...you're bleeding everywhere..." I just laughed but he was pretty grossed out
12/08/2012
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