Celebrity Baby names Part 2: Which is worst?

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Celebrity Baby names Part 2: Which is worst?

jmex83 jmex83
So this is a part two off the discussion post I just posted...I was wondering, which one do YOU think is the worst of all these?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Jermaine Jackson-Jermajesty
Subska , Rahel , KyotoAngel , Hot'n'Bothered
4  (11%)
Rob Morrow (from the TV show Numb3rs)-Tu Morrow
Penn Jillette-Moxie Crimefighter
Femme Mystique , SexyRayne , Secret Pleasure
3  (9%)
Frank Zappa-Frank Zappa
Actress Shannyn Sossamon- Audio Science
Incendiaire , Ashley:)
2  (6%)
The Edge (From U2)-Blue Angel
Robert Rodriguez-Rocket Rodriguez
Badass
1  (3%)
Forest Whitaker-Ocean
Bono-Memphis Eve
corsetsaurus rex
1  (3%)
Angelina Jolie (and Brad Pitt)-Maddox
Steven Spielberg-Destry
Sylvester Stallone-Sage Moonblood
Silverdrop , ViVix
2  (6%)
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni-Kyd
Courteney Cox and David Arquette-Coco
Gwyneth Paltrow-Apple
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates-Fifi Trixibelle
MissBre
1  (3%)
Jason Lee-Pilot Inspektor
wildorchid
1  (3%)
Michael Jackson-Prince Michael II/Blanket
jmex83 , Rin (aka Nire) , BobbiJay , Ghost , Lover of Leather , padmeamidala , married with children , DiamondKoala
8  (23%)
*Other* I actually like some of these names/I see no problem with these names
Ansley , Beck , - Kira - , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Allstars316 , Nora , Various , melissa1973 , dv8 , humblepie , Falsepast , unfulfilled
12  (34%)
Total votes: 35
Poll is closed
03/19/2012
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Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
It's lucky these kids have parents that and rich and famous, since they are going to have a hard time getting people to take then seriously with these names!
03/19/2012
Ansley Ansley
I've seen worse and I've seen better, but it's not my name or my kid so it doesn't really bother me. One of my favorite artists jacked up his kids names and they seem to be healthy and well-rounded human beings.
03/19/2012
jmex83 jmex83
Quote:
Originally posted by Femme Mystique
It's lucky these kids have parents that and rich and famous, since they are going to have a hard time getting people to take then seriously with these names!
I was thinking the same thing LOL. I figure that all their wealth and fame will probably make up for the fact that a lot of these folks will need therapy or some sort of "help" making it through school. Being famous or from a famous parent would be hard enough with all the public eyes on them and what not. To name them things like this is just salt to the wound
03/19/2012
Beck Beck
I have no issues with these names. I, frankly, don't appreciate someone under minding parents rights to name their children as they wish. Just because they are not names that are common doesn't make them terrible names. I had many people who told me that Sylas was a horrible name and I shouldn't name my son that. Well, that is my son's name and it is a great name because that is what I wanted to name him. Chances are there aren't going to be many Sylas' in his class, which is what I wanted.
03/19/2012
Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
I have no issues with these names. I, frankly, don't appreciate someone under minding parents rights to name their children as they wish. Just because they are not names that are common doesn't make them terrible names. I had many people who ...
Hmm, but even though Sylas is uncommon, out doesn't have quite the shock value of Moxie Crimefighter. People may find your name choice uncommon, but it's not going to have the same amount of laughter and teasing as if you were to name your son some of these other names. I support parents' rights to choose their children's names, I am a mother myself, but that does not mean that I can't see how some children may suffer the consequences of these names.
03/19/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
I quite like unique names. However, Beyonce's baby Blue Ivy I find kinda funny. Once you start naming kids after colors, I start to question the methods. I do actually like a lot of the names on the list.
03/19/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Femme Mystique
Hmm, but even though Sylas is uncommon, out doesn't have quite the shock value of Moxie Crimefighter. People may find your name choice uncommon, but it's not going to have the same amount of laughter and teasing as if you were to name your ...
Indeed. It's a fact: children can and will be cruel over silly things, names being one of them. Unique names can be interesting and beautiful to an adult, but to children they might just be something to laugh at. I know if I'd grown up with a name like the ones listed here, I'd have hated it.

Incidentally, I have a nephew named Silas (I've never seen it spelled with a Y before, though). To me, this kind of name is a happy medium - uncommon enough to be memorable, yet still a familiar-sounding name.
03/19/2012
Rahel Rahel
Quote:
Originally posted by Femme Mystique
It's lucky these kids have parents that and rich and famous, since they are going to have a hard time getting people to take then seriously with these names!
Agreed!
03/19/2012
BobbiJay BobbiJay
Quote:
Originally posted by Femme Mystique
It's lucky these kids have parents that and rich and famous, since they are going to have a hard time getting people to take then seriously with these names!
I agree.
03/19/2012
Badass Badass
The name Rocket is pretty bad...
03/19/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Beyonce's and Jay-z baby name is Blue Ivy. I am made at them for that they could have came up with something else.
03/19/2012
SexyRayne SexyRayne
I like different names honestly, if i have a son his name will be very different. My two daughters don't have "regular" names either but there is a line that is just weird.
03/19/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Indeed. It's a fact: children can and will be cruel over silly things, names being one of them. Unique names can be interesting and beautiful to an adult, but to children they might just be something to laugh at. I know if I'd grown up with a ...
Children are cruel no matter what. At some point and time you will be made fun of for one thing or another. Granted giving your child a name like Blanket isn't going to help that situation, but being made fun of over your name is no big deal.

My last name growing up was made fun of. Everyone called me Hokey Pokey. No big deal.
03/19/2012
Lover of Leather Lover of Leather
And I thought "Sue" was bad for a boy, or Kim, or Tracy, which I know personally, but some of these are just plain idiotic. Were they stoned when their kids were born?
03/19/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
A few are okay like Maddox or Memphis. I like Sage and Moxie minus the second names attached to them....but the rest, no...just no. I want my child to have a name that isn't common but I'm not going all out strange. I have some ideas but they are names used, just not often and not something that would get my child/ren teased. I don't get some people's reasons for names. But it's just not celebrities that do it either, I hear some names that teenagers are giving there kids that make me give the WTF?! face.
03/20/2012
Nora Nora
I think most of these celebs had to have lost a bet or something and had to accept horrible names for their children! Sadly, once those tots are past about 6 months old, they are STUCK with those names until they turn 18!

I do wonder though if those aren't their "real" names and it's just what they gave the press to shut them up. It would add a bit of privacy to the tot's lives at any rate...
03/20/2012
wildorchid wildorchid
Not my personal choice, but who am I to judge?
03/20/2012
Silverdrop Silverdrop
Moonblood?!

Someone named their kid after menstruation?!
03/20/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by jmex83
So this is a part two off the discussion post I just posted...I was wondering, which one do YOU think is the worst of all these?
Sage Moonblood makes me think of a period.
03/20/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Didn't Moon Unit Zappa change her name to simply Moon. And Keith Richard's daughter "Dandelion" changed her name to Jennifer. And, an other rock star's kid likewise changed her name to Jennifer, after being given an unusual name.

It doesn't bother me, personally. But, it appears to bother a lot of these kids enough to legally change their names when they are old enough to do so.
03/20/2012
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Watch Freakonomics... your name really can determine if you are on the higher rungs or lower rungs or society. I don't think it is coincidence.
03/20/2012
corsetsaurus rex corsetsaurus rex
It's entirely irrational, but I the words "Memphis Eve" together just make me so angry - it sounds so pompous. Apply that to a kid and there is certainly trouble.
03/20/2012
Various Various
Blue Ivy KILLS ME.
03/21/2012
Secret Pleasure Secret Pleasure
I am all for unquie names but some of these are weird.
03/22/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
A few of those are alright but ugh...'Jermajesty', 'Tu Morrow', and 'Pilot Inspektor'?
=_=;
Seeing names like that makes me even more glad my mother isn't famous, sure they're unique names but they're the sort of names that get a kid bullied in the high school I went to (and probably many others).

I sort of like Sage as a name but I don't really think the words moon and blood belong together in a persons name.
04/18/2012
xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
No offense, but I think this poll is extremely stupid. I think its really rude and offensive to start a poll to belittle celebrities and their kids names. That's ridiculous.
04/18/2012
Hot'n'Bothered Hot'n'Bothered
Out of those? Jermajesty..
04/18/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I don't pay attention to what celebs name their kids we all have the right to name our kid whatever we want.
04/18/2012
NoneNone NoneNone
Prince Michael II; Was it so hard to go with Michael?
07/09/2012
Total posts: 30
Unique posters: 27