You're addicted to EF if the only thing you talk of when not checking the website is EF.
You called your child Eden F. "insert family name".
You have autogrpahs of Victoria, Gary and Carrie A. on your favorite toy as well as a picture them with you as your desktop.
You answer your cell phone "Welcome to Eden Fantasys, where all your needs can be met!"
You called and paid the city to adverstise EF on a road advertisement thingy beside a church/religious congregation.
You have a little EF sparkly gem stuck on a tooth
Every conversation you start begins with, "Well, on EF..."
Your bedspread is covered with a giant green letter "e" (logo of EF).
For breakfast you make pancakes in the shape of the letters EF
If you die, you want to make sure someone checks your profile for you to continue the legacy of your participation in the community.
You skip work to make sure you get to play with your toy as soon as you know it will be home to make sure you get that review started right away.
You write a book an "How to write a review: Norms of EF"
I am out of ideas for now.....