Have you ever opened up someone's mail accidentally and found....

Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
Sex toys?

This happened to me today AT WORK. I was giggling for about an hour about it. We received a bunch of packages at once, mostly work-related of course, so I tore into one without looking closely at who it was addressed to. First there's a roll of tape... "Huh," I think. "I guess we have a new distributor for... duct tape?" Then I start to unwrap something that's in paper and out pops a Tantus package. Dildo by mail! It was a Tantus Curve actually...

Shit though, I didn't even have a chance to give the package to the guy, because he didn't check in today about whether his box had arrived. I had these scenarios running through my head about how I'd have to apologize, he would blush fifteen shades of red, then I'd tell him about how actually I'm a sex toy reviewer.

Damn.

Has this happened to any of y'all out there?
01/18/2012
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Elnoa Elnoa
No. But I did used to work at this private animal shelter where we would get donations of newspaper for lining litter pans. I got one trashbag full and was pulling out newspaper and found an issue of Beef Magazine. I took it home. >_>
01/18/2012
js250 js250
No, but it will make an interesting tomorrow for you. I have had toys sent to my work, of course I own the business so didn't have to worry about it.
01/18/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Opening someone else's mail is a federal offense, so I ALWAYS check the address label. Never had to be shocked by anything.
01/18/2012
Ryuson Ryuson
No, but my mum DID open one of my packages once! (Luckily it was a Close2You toy and had non-obvious packaging, so she just handed it to me and said "This isn't my shoes!" )
01/18/2012
Tagmstr Tagmstr
Never happened to me but reading this post made my day! LOL thank you for posting this
01/18/2012
SMichelle SMichelle
No. I always double check before I open anything.
01/18/2012
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
No, and I always check if the package is mailed to me before I open it. Good luck with that.
01/18/2012
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
Quote:
Originally posted by Elnoa
No. But I did used to work at this private animal shelter where we would get donations of newspaper for lining litter pans. I got one trashbag full and was pulling out newspaper and found an issue of Beef Magazine. I took it home. >_> ... More
Wow! Sounds like a good find ;D
01/19/2012
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
Quote:
Originally posted by Tagmstr
Never happened to me but reading this post made my day! LOL thank you for posting this
Made my day too! He came and got the package today. So cute.
01/19/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Voluptuous
Sex toys?

This happened to me today AT WORK. I was giggling for about an hour about it. We received a bunch of packages at once, mostly work-related of course, so I tore into one without looking closely at who it was addressed to. First ... More
No, but I'll be damned if someone didn't steal the bottle of lube I ordered from EF and had sent to my fiance's house. No one was home and instead of taking the package back to the post office and leaving a note the carrier just left it on the porch! Along with my lube the ventilation fan for the bathroom was stolen too! It really ticked me off because I was looking forward to trying that flavor . He went to the post office and complained and the told him from now on a note will be left to pick up packages. If someone steals the vibrator I had sent there I will be LIVID if the post office leaves it. We have a pretty good idea that it was this one neighbor guy. I hope he enjoyed MY banana lube, jerk!
01/19/2012
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Nope.
01/19/2012
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Reason 402 to never have sex toys sent to where you work!

In an office setting, it's not uncommon to have a shipment for the whole office be in someone's name who works there.

Did the person at least shop from EF? If not, you could always slip a flyer into their inbox. Literally... metaphorically would put you on HR's radar.
01/19/2012
AmberM AmberM
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Voluptuous
Sex toys?

This happened to me today AT WORK. I was giggling for about an hour about it. We received a bunch of packages at once, mostly work-related of course, so I tore into one without looking closely at who it was addressed to. First ... More
Oh wow. Haha, that would have been odd...
01/19/2012
married with children married with children
thats why you dont mix personal life with work life. Tape it up and pretend like you did not open it.
01/19/2012
sktb0007 sktb0007
I've never had this problem
01/19/2012
HannahPanda HannahPanda
I wish it'd happen to me either way, my mail or someone else's. You never know what kind of friends you can make due to an embarassing situation
01/19/2012
(k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
I accidentally opened a package of things my partner had ordered from EF using my account. My name was on the label, and I had several packages I was expecting, so I thought nothing of opening it. Caught a glimpse of the toys he got me for christmas.
I fibbed and told him I hadn't seen anything, because he seemed really bummed at the idea of his surprise being ruined.
01/19/2012
GONE! GONE!
Nope, never. The only slightly interesting wrong mail I've received was a big package full of Oriental Trading Company catalogs.
01/20/2012
Dear Ruby Dear Ruby
I accidentally opened up my neighbor's Victoria Secret bill, and *he's* gotten mine a few times by mistake. Sloppy mailman.
01/22/2012
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