Have you ever used fruit or vegetable as a dildo?

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Have you ever used fruit or vegetable as a dildo?

Missmarc Missmarc
We joke about it a lot when shopping for groceries. I've never actually done it. Have you? If so, please share
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Yes
9  (25%)
No
27  (75%)
Other, please explain
Total votes: 36
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01/11/2012
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Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
No, but it seems like the only, actually (honest-to-goodness) environmentally friendly sex toy that exists. But, the veggies have to be 100% organic, grown sustainably, and handed from the farmer's hands to your hands (no gasoline involved in transport). Oh, and after you use it, you have to eat it. Because if you don't, you're wasting environmental resources.

I know it sounds very cynical, but that's the truth of being environmentally friendly, and not just "environmentally friendly." Better yet, grow the vegetables in your own backyard if you have one.
01/11/2012
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
No, too awkward, besides I'd rather eat them
01/11/2012
SMichelle SMichelle
The ideas never really appealed to me.
01/12/2012
ijako9 ijako9
I think the idea is sexy but too risky
01/12/2012
Ash1141 Ash1141
Never even thought about it honestly.
01/12/2012
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Missmarc
We joke about it a lot when shopping for groceries. I've never actually done it. Have you? If so, please share
Not interested to really...
01/12/2012
spiceboy spiceboy
I don't care to use fruits and veggies for anything but eating, it's too sad to see them go to waste and too expensive. I won't even use avocado in deep conditioning because I'd rather eat it.
01/12/2012
bayosgirl bayosgirl
No, it would be a waste of a good piece of produce.
01/20/2012
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
Never seriously considered it.
01/20/2012
SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
Yes I have! Cucumbers and carrots make great toys when you're traveling. You can purchase them after you've arrived at your location, wash em, use em, wash em again and peel then eat!

I thought it was gross at first, but then I realized how simple it made things and I got over it!
01/20/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Missmarc
We joke about it a lot when shopping for groceries. I've never actually done it. Have you? If so, please share
No I haven't and I wouldn't want to pay the shipping for all of it.
01/20/2012
Highmaintenancegirl916 Highmaintenancegirl916
never
01/20/2012
Allstars316 Allstars316
I have thought about it. But that was when I was much younger. That has changed a lot.
01/20/2012
AmberM AmberM
Quote:
Originally posted by Missmarc
We joke about it a lot when shopping for groceries. I've never actually done it. Have you? If so, please share
Yuup, A cucumber, Used a condom over it, though.
01/20/2012
LAndJ LAndJ
Quote:
Originally posted by AmberM
Yuup, A cucumber, Used a condom over it, though.
It sounds dangerous, but with a condom over it, it sounds safer.
01/20/2012
Total posts: 16
Unique posters: 16