How fast would you go for sex?

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How fast would you go for sex?

Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
File under "Only in America" because it could only happen here.

An Illinois man was clocked driving 111 miles per hour through a 45 miles per hour zone, and when questioned by police said he was rushing to have sex.

Full story at MSNBC.com.

In addition to speeds topping three digits, he also ran a stop sign and a red light.

I like sex, but I don't think I've ever been in that much of a hurry.
04/27/2012
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Zombirella Zombirella
Oh, that is just ridiculous! I mean really, possibly endangering others just to get off?! Idiot. Hope they really sock it to him! Bet that sex wouldn't have been so important if he got into a major accident and severely injured himself or someone else or killed someone. I just don't find stuff like that amusing and it makes me want to slap the offender in the face or kick him in the balls. The same with DUI, and I have friends that do it. NOTHING is so important to get behind the wheel and drive like a lunatic and endangering someone else's life, it's selfish. Maybe that little punk never gets any and that was his hurry, but still, no excuse for it.
04/28/2012
Raigne Raigne
Ha! I suppose at least he was honest about his behavior? I kind of wonder if he was under the influence of something.

Even under mundane conditions I get nervous going ten over the speed limit, but then, cars scare the ever-loving crap out of me.
04/28/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
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Originally posted by Zombirella
Oh, that is just ridiculous! I mean really, possibly endangering others just to get off?! Idiot. Hope they really sock it to him! Bet that sex wouldn't have been so important if he got into a major accident and severely injured himself or someone ...
And just to be clear, I'm not being mean toward you for posting it or getting a laugh out of it. I mean if he thought he was funny or cute for doing it, he is far from it. I laugh at dumb stuff criminals do on The Worlds dumbest tv show but when it comes to driving like that, it just angers. me
04/28/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
File under "Only in America" because it could only happen here.

An Illinois man was clocked driving 111 miles per hour through a 45 miles per hour zone, and when questioned by police said he was rushing to have sex.

Full ...
ROFL! It's funny, but not funny. So dangerous! He probably only takes 13 minutes to get off anyway.
04/28/2012
CindyH CindyH
fast but not fast enough to put anyone in danger
04/28/2012
Taylor Taylor
Wow. There's no reason to drive like that, you won't get there any faster if you're dead
04/28/2012
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
I don't mean this to be a defense for his reckless behavior, but he was driving through a forest preserve which was likely deserted. I still think he was an idiot to drive that fast.
04/28/2012
BG529 BG529
No i would not risk my life
04/28/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
I don't mean this to be a defense for his reckless behavior, but he was driving through a forest preserve which was likely deserted. I still think he was an idiot to drive that fast.
I agree that he was being flat out stupid. In fact I have proven that driving fast does not always get you there faster. I was a courier for a few years and I routinely beat other guys to a pick up driving the speed limit while they drove as fast as they could. More often than not they would be sitting at a light, it would turn green and I would pass them at the light. They would take off fast, wave at me as they pass and then get stuck at the next light. lol

To me, driving fast in a deserted area is just as bad/dangerous. I have a ton of pictures of what happens when someone hits a deer at 75MPH or more, not pretty at all.
04/28/2012
Peaches2000 Peaches2000
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
File under "Only in America" because it could only happen here.

An Illinois man was clocked driving 111 miles per hour through a 45 miles per hour zone, and when questioned by police said he was rushing to have sex.

Full ...
Honestly, there was a time when my hubby and I spend months apart due to work. Although, I don't think I would have been as stupid as our friend above, I would have taken some extremes to hurry things along!
04/28/2012
Peggi Peggi
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I agree that he was being flat out stupid. In fact I have proven that driving fast does not always get you there faster. I was a courier for a few years and I routinely beat other guys to a pick up driving the speed limit while they drove as fast as ...
I dunno, when my parents and I take separate cars to dinner and we both leave from their house, I ALWAYS get there at LEAST 5 minutes faster if not more, because the dad drives AT the speed limit, and I never go more than 10mph above
04/29/2012
Peggi Peggi
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
File under "Only in America" because it could only happen here.

An Illinois man was clocked driving 111 miles per hour through a 45 miles per hour zone, and when questioned by police said he was rushing to have sex.

Full ...
Either:

A) he has never had sex before and knows he never will after this
B) this is the best all-girl-one-guy orgy of his life
C)
04/29/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
Hahahaha 85 mph
04/29/2012
CafeSabroso CafeSabroso
What surprises me is that a 1994 Honda Prelude was able to do 111 mph.
04/29/2012
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