How would you rate your own dancing skills?

SourAppleMartini SourAppleMartini
I am a terrible dancer and I can't dance in public unless I am very drunk. But I do love it and dance around the house regularly. So, are you a good dancer?
04/17/2013
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dancingduo dancingduo
I am taught in Latin dance. So yes...pretty damn good! Drinking has the opposite effect on this style...
04/17/2013
Munko Munko
I don't think I'm too bad, I have a few years of dance under my belt, so I think I at least have rhythm!
04/17/2013
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I have no rhythm, skills, training, coordination, etc. If graded I'd get an F! I don't ever drink so I don't know how alcohol would compare, but I figure worse.
04/17/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by unfulfilled
I have no rhythm, skills, training, coordination, etc. If graded I'd get an F! I don't ever drink so I don't know how alcohol would compare, but I figure worse.
Are you my twin? I'm the exact same way!
04/17/2013
Miss Morphine Miss Morphine
... very poor.
04/17/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
I love dancing, and have tried to teach myself various forms, but there are just some that I can't get. I took hip hop lessons for a couple of weeks and found that I was absolutely wretched at it - I move too much like a figure skater, and you're just not supposed to be elegant. I took belly dancing for a while, which was fantastic, but had to quit due to monetary issues. I'm an exceptional stripper, though I've never had training there, which I know and can admit to because I've had people approach me to ask me to join their burlesque group after having seen me dance. I'd actually love to have some formal training in burlesque, because I feel like it could be a heck of a lot of fun.

When I'm out clubbing or whatever, I prefer to actually dance most of the time rather than hump some strange guy's leg, so I'm not sure if I'd be considered a good dancer in that respect. I've pissed off many a partner by refusing to grind my ass into his crotch, but I just think that it's so much more fun when there's a bit of subtlety to the seduction.
04/17/2013
LaSchwartz LaSchwartz
I love to dance but i would say i'm average in dance skills.
04/17/2013
El-Jaro El-Jaro
The last time I tried dancing a bunch of people ran up to me and started yelling about "911" and "He's having a seizure." Then they tried to put a belt between my teeth, yelling "Let's make sure he doesn't bite his tongue."
04/17/2013
Hummingbird Hummingbird
I haven't danced in years and years. I wasn't good at it then and probably am worse at it now. I love dancing, just never get anywhere to do it.
04/17/2013
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
I only belly dance.
04/17/2013
Gary Gary
My dancing skills are zero. I do not dance. I have never danced. I do not want to ever dance.
04/17/2013
ChubbyNerd ChubbyNerd
I don't ever dance, so they're pretty horrible.
04/17/2013
KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
9/10. I actually started taking lessons very early on and I dance well now, regardless of the setting or type of music.
04/17/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by surreptitious
I love dancing, and have tried to teach myself various forms, but there are just some that I can't get. I took hip hop lessons for a couple of weeks and found that I was absolutely wretched at it - I move too much like a figure skater, and ... More
If grinding can be considered dancing these days, I guess I'm not the dancer I thought!

I LOVE dancing! I dance all the time in my house, sometimes for a few hours with the music blasting - much more fun than a workout! I don't know how good I am at it, but I have natural rhythm & grace, so I know I'm better than JR, Mr. "He's having a seizure!"

I don't care if I look like an ass, I'm having FUN! I haven't danced in front of lots of people since college, but I definitely would be hesitant to dance in public unless I had others about who weren't judgmental pricks!

I agree with surreptitious, a big NO on the leg-humping & crotch-smashing! My dancing is not a prelude to sex with whomever is present, so back off, no copping a feel disguised as dance!

Now, as far as SKILL goes, I rate a 7/10, maybe?
04/17/2013
G&L G&L
In a scale of 1 to 5 I'm a -29 I suck at dancing.
04/17/2013
Rokmai Rokmai
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Originally posted by G&L
In a scale of 1 to 5 I'm a -29 I suck at dancing.
I would rate around this area, as well. A solid 5 when drinking, though... At least, that's how I remember it.
04/17/2013
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
The last time I tried dancing a bunch of people ran up to me and started yelling about "911" and "He's having a seizure." Then they tried to put a belt between my teeth, yelling "Let's make sure he doesn't bite his tongue."
Oh, LOL

I think I'm good at certain kinds of dances, but some of them I do terribly.
04/17/2013
Edeneve Edeneve
I'm an excellent dancer and passionate about it. and I have so much fun.
04/17/2013
Bubba29 Bubba29
i must say, i am a damn good dancer
04/17/2013
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
On a scale from 1 to 10, a zero.
04/17/2013
Martiniman Martiniman
Absolutely horrible, yet I still enjoy the times my wife and I go dancing.
04/18/2013
GONE! GONE!
I'm decent. I mean, how would a dancing rating system go? If other people come up and dance with me that's a good sign, right?
I know I love dancing at least.
04/18/2013
eri86 eri86
5ish.
04/18/2013
spiced spiced
I like to dance and my wife says I'm good. I KNOW she's just being generous, though. Before we met, she used to dance in ballroom competitions and she is unbelievably good. But as long as she likes to dance with me, I'm cool.
04/18/2013
Gary Gary
I have slowed danced with my wife... but I am assuming that the basic slow dancing, where you just slowly walk in a circle, isn't really dancing.
04/18/2013
Pixel Pixel
I can bootyshake and bellydance, but asking me to do 'proper' dance makes me lose all my mojo. My mate is teaching me to two step, waltz, and polka, and it is slow going! lol
04/19/2013
Ryanne Ryanne
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Originally posted by SourAppleMartini
I am a terrible dancer and I can't dance in public unless I am very drunk. But I do love it and dance around the house regularly. So, are you a good dancer?
I would say I have great dancing skills
04/19/2013
nickeyt nickeyt
i would say i would get and f i cant dance
04/19/2013
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I love dancing and will often get asked if I was ever a stripper. Sorry to say I never was a stripper I just have skills.
04/19/2013
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