If a very good plastic surgeon offered you ANY surgery offered (only one) TOTALLY FREE....WOULD you take them up on the offer? What would you have "done", if anything?

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If a very good plastic surgeon offered you ANY surgery offered (only one) TOTALLY FREE....WOULD you take them up on the offer? What would you have "done", if anything?

Bignuf Bignuf
A plastic surgeon and I had this hypothetical discussion last evening. He THINKS he knows the answer (most of his "free" requests would be from woman wanting breast implants), BUT I am not so sure that is true. I think MORE men and woman might want a lipo or tummy tuck, if they could get it FREE.

If it was YOU who got this surgical procedure (never going to happen in the real world) offered to them free, what would you have done???

Just a little "over dinner" bet to settle!!! (Remember, this is a FANTASY question...it "ain't ever going to happen in the real world")!!!! * unless you work for a plastic surgeon who offers free "one procedure per year" to his/her staff as some apparently still do!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Sorry...free or not, NO ONE is cutting on me, just for cosmetic reasons.
36
Yes, I would sure take them up on such an offer and I would have them do....????
77
Other?
5
Total votes: 118 (118 voters)
Poll is closed
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- Kira - - Kira -
I seriously hate my hips. They have this weird sort of lumpy thing going on. Not attractive. So I'd love to have that taken care of. I'd actually pay for that if I had the thousands of dollars it takes to do it.
01/08/2012
Subbi Subbi
I'd pass
01/08/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I have a slight double chin I wouldn't mind having tucked up. Either that or a slight reduction of the one side of my labia - and before anybody jumps on me, it's because the damn thing dries out a lot and sometimes gets pinched as I walk. Very annoying.
01/08/2012
Cherrylane Cherrylane
I, quite honestly, would probably get my labia done. But only if they specialized in that. Otherwise I'd probably pass. Or maybe get my nose done. It looks too much like my dad. But it doesn't actually bother me that much.
01/08/2012
sarki sarki
None, plastic surgery won't fix what cripples me the most
01/08/2012
Woman China Woman China
Either a breast reduction, or my labiaplasty.

My breasts... well they are perfect for my body. Honest to goodness I love them. But they hurt my back and my shoulders have these divets in them where my bra strap goes. I wouldn't object being one cup smaller to prevent the aches and pain I have now and know will be coming later on much worse.

My labia...well... I hate how I have to tuck it up into me because if I wear tight pants it just hurts something feirce. Or if I wear a thong it feels as if the circulation has been cut off.

Both of these do make me unique and even though cause me some grief they are my grief. But it would make life a little easier!!!!
01/08/2012
Iron Man Iron Man
Labiaplasty. Not because I want designer labia but because I'm hella OCD about them not lining up and it bothers the crap out of me. One of them is about an inch longer than the other and it sometimes gets pinched during masturbation or sex and it's just not pleasant.

My second choice would be lipo on my stomach, 3rd would be lipo under my chin, 4th would be on my thighs.
01/08/2012
Puss in Boots Puss in Boots
Honestly to me the price doesn't matter at all. Aside from the fact that I'd be too worried about risks, it disgusts me to think of myself buying into society's idea that in order to be beautiful you have to slightly mutilate yourself (or perhaps in this case, not so slightly).
01/08/2012
Megan Jean Megan Jean
Vulvar Lipoplasty. My 'FUPA' bothers the fuck out of me. I'm a big girl, and I'm okay with the rest of my body, but not that.
01/08/2012
js250 js250
Tummy tuck!!
01/08/2012
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
A breast reduction would be nice - but I'll pass (which is how I voted). My husband loves me being "big and curvy".
01/08/2012
Ms. N Ms. N
I could stand a tummy tuck. That is my least favorite area of my body.
01/08/2012
Antipova Antipova
I voted 'other' because, frankly, I haven't put any research into it at all.

I kind of wish I could get my underchin area tightened up... it doesn't sag or anything, but in photographs if I'm ever looking down my chin/cheeks kinda bunch together and I don't like it. It doesn't match my slender neck/face.

So, after doing some research, *if* I was assured beyond a reasonable doubt that there would be no negative effects like scarring, or looking worse 15 years in the future or something, I would probably get it done. However, I'm skeptical that you could do something like that without possibilities of negative effects, so my actual answer would probably be heck no.
01/08/2012
GonetoLovehoney GonetoLovehoney
I'd get a breast reduction, I want to go back down to a D cup. (Hopefully I'll lose weight there when I get off the birth control)
01/08/2012
Peggi Peggi
Lipo! Vacuum that crap out! Do it NOW! I wish this happened in the real world. I do get free cosmetic treatments where I work, but only a few that we offer. If we had the lipo machine at our office, I'd want it done for sure.
01/08/2012
zwee75 zwee75
Some sort of lipo, totally.
01/08/2012
SilverIsis SilverIsis
nothing now, but I'd think about a rain check to have loose skin removed should there be any after I lose weight. I have always had a rotund stomach due to weight gain and liver problems as a child. I'm not sure everything would shrink the way it should if I ever do lose the weight.
01/08/2012
Illusional Illusional
Tummy tuck indeed!
01/08/2012
LoveDove LoveDove
Maybe. I've technically had plastic surgery (for a herniated [outie] belly button that rubbed oddly and chafed against my ballet leotards), but that was like mildly necessary. If I would take him up on it, it'd be lipo/tummy tuck.
01/08/2012
wrmbreze wrmbreze
Tummy tuck.
01/08/2012
wrmbreze wrmbreze
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
I seriously hate my hips. They have this weird sort of lumpy thing going on. Not attractive. So I'd love to have that taken care of. I'd actually pay for that if I had the thousands of dollars it takes to do it.
I have this issue too, it was after I fell on the stairs. One of those cartoony falls where my foot slipped on the carpeted stairs, legs in the air and I landed on my right hip then slid down 5 more steps. Now my booty is dented. makes me sad. Of course it mostly only noticeable to me. the hubby knows about it but says if he didn't know he would never have known.
01/09/2012
Rossie Rossie
Only thing I need is a tummy tuck!
01/09/2012
Coralbell Coralbell
My thighs and love handles are my least favourite body parts, but I wouldn't pick lipo as my first choice because I could just work out and improve those areas. I'd probably get my boobs done. I'd just want them slightly bigger, and evened up because one is like 1/2 a cup size bigger, but the main thing is I'd want them moved closer together on my chest. I feel like they're too widely spaced. I don't know if there's even a surgery for that, but since this is all hypothetical anyways...
01/09/2012
kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
Just one? Lipo my back rolls for free, and I'll be SUPER happy.
01/09/2012
queceracera queceracera
Nothing yet! I love my B cups haha. My eyelids are actually every so slightly uneven, but I'm too scared to let anyone near my eyes with sharp instruments, even totally sedated!
01/09/2012
AJvil AJvil
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
A plastic surgeon and I had this hypothetical discussion last evening. He THINKS he knows the answer (most of his "free" requests would be from woman wanting breast implants), BUT I am not so sure that is true. I think MORE men and woman ...
Unless it was for a serious medical reason, I don' think I could.
01/09/2012
AmberM AmberM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ms. N
I could stand a tummy tuck. That is my least favorite area of my body.
Same.
01/09/2012
Ryuson Ryuson
Either my underchin area or my upper arms.
01/09/2012
CoffeeCup CoffeeCup
I picked "other" because what I'd really want isn't actually surgery. I get terrible ingrown hairs, so I'd want laser hair removal or electrolysis. My second pick would be cosmetic dentistry. I hate my teeth.

If it absolutely had to be something more surgical, I guess I would go with some lipo around my stomach.
01/09/2012
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