Are you klutzy or graceful?

Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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I am the most uncoordinated person I know. I fall over if I'm walking sitting or if a breeze hits me. I'm sitting in a bath tub licking my wounds ( two huge bruises, a torn off toe nail, and scratches from walking across a small river in flip flops). I fell on a rock ended up sitting down waist deep in jeans and flip flops. Ugh, I trip up stairs, flat surfaces, run into walls, ( I swear they jump in front of me) just all around klutzy. So are you? If so have any funny stories?

A week before my wedding, on my birthday I fell down four really steep stairs and sprained NY ankle really bad. My fiance took me to the ER and me being a smart ass told them he pushed me then laughed. For some reason they didn't see the humor. O.o
08/08/2012
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Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
Woman get some glasses.
08/08/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
The ER is not known for it's humor unfortunately, when I went after getting bit by a skunk most of their reactions were more like: "how'd that happen? 0_o" or "this is the first time I've ever seen a skunk bite in here before".

I feel your pain though; my mother's convinced she had a "klutz" gene and it passed to me at birth.
Being clumsy is a tough job, but some of us have to do it. xD
08/08/2012
SkylarrStarr SkylarrStarr
I'm pretty clumsy even after modeling school and years of ballet as a kid...totally was in it for the costumes! I trip over stuff that isn't there, stuff that is there, stuff that wasn't there before....

My main culprit is a cord to the stereo speaker in our living room. 99% of the time, it will get me. My boyfriend had not tripped on it once.
08/08/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
I'm very clumsy. I can be standing still and just randomly fall. I run into things all the time. It's embarrassing.
08/08/2012
CaliGirl CaliGirl
I definitely have clumsy days.
08/08/2012
js250 js250
I am a lot clutzy!! But have great balance on my dirt bike.
08/09/2012
CountryPrincess CountryPrincess
oh my gosh i'm such a clutz!!! i'm always hitting things or falling over things, it never ends LOL
08/09/2012
Anne Anne
I'm more klutzy than anything
08/09/2012
LadyDarknezz LadyDarknezz
Oh my goodness, I am a huge klutz! I walk into poles and pillars, trip over oxygen molecules and all sorts of embarrassing things all of the time! It's bad that when I'm out with my family they are constantly ready to try and stop me from falling or walking into something.
08/09/2012
SMichelle SMichelle
I'm very clumsy.
08/09/2012
Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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Originally posted by LadyDarknezz
Oh my goodness, I am a huge klutz! I walk into poles and pillars, trip over oxygen molecules and all sorts of embarrassing things all of the time! It's bad that when I'm out with my family they are constantly ready to try and stop me from ... More
Air molecules *giggles* here too!
08/09/2012
Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
Woman get some glasses.
I wish that would help
08/09/2012
Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
The ER is not known for it's humor unfortunately, when I went after getting bit by a skunk most of their reactions were more like: "how'd that happen? 0_o" or "this is the first time I've ever seen a skunk bite in here ... More
OK how did u get bit by a skunk?
08/09/2012
KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
I am a huge klutz. I kick everything. I stumble a lot, but luckily catch myself most of the time before a super bad fall.
08/09/2012
Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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Originally posted by KrissyNovacaine
I am a huge klutz. I kick everything. I stumble a lot, but luckily catch myself most of the time before a super bad fall.
Me too, well at least until I dislocated my knee >.<
08/09/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Originally posted by Gettinmymojoback
OK how did u get bit by a skunk?
<_<
Well it was about midnight and really hot inside the house so, like usual, I went outside to sit in one of the chairs in the driveway.
I got nice and comfortable, kicked off my shoes, and turned on my mp3 player...about half an hour later I was just sitting there with my eyes closed, relaxing, and I felt something walk underneath the chair.

So I very carefully peek down and see a big, bushy, black&white tail off to the side. I shut off the mp3 and sat as still as possible (sorta hoped it would just...wander away).
Now the skunk turns around and starts sniffing at my foot, I didn't want to scare it and wind up sprayed so I stayed still.
I guess it got my pinky toe confused for something pretty damn good because the next thing I know it's taking a few nibbles to test it.

After two nips and one more serious bite it heads down the driveway after deciding I wasn't food. So I wait a few minutes and run into the house where I notice my toe bleeding a bit. My mom called the hospital to see what we should do but they said to come in since a lot of skunks have rabies.

=_='
....I never sat down in the driveway at night again.
Coincidentally, the vaccine for rabies is a lovely shade of fuchsia pink.
08/09/2012
married with children married with children
I am not a klutz, while my wife is a big one.
08/10/2012
GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
I have a knee problem where my knees give out randomly because my kneecaps aren't in the right place. So I'm constantly falling down and falling over. Not fun.
08/10/2012
kitty1949 kitty1949
I am so clumsy it's ridiculous.
08/10/2012
Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
<_<
Well it was about midnight and really hot inside the house so, like usual, I went outside to sit in one of the chairs in the driveway.
I got nice and comfortable, kicked off my shoes, and turned on my mp3 player...about half an hour ... More
oooooowie!
08/10/2012
Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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Originally posted by GenderSexplorations
I have a knee problem where my knees give out randomly because my kneecaps aren't in the right place. So I'm constantly falling down and falling over. Not fun.
knee problems suck!!!
08/10/2012
gloomybear gloomybear
definately a klutz i have weak ankles and a knee problem
08/10/2012
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