La Porna Lucha

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La Porna Lucha

Gary Gary
For the last few days I have been kind of spacing out, and daydreaming about La Porna Lucha (especially when I am on the bus).

La Porna Lucha (which I guess would mean ‘the porn struggle’, if porna can even be considered a word. I guess it is a bit stylized, but hey it is a daydream) is the name for the mexican-style, cartoon porn wrestling, that exists in my head. The characters are all overly exaggerated, very cute and curvy, masked, and have large heads (like in anime); and must be from porn that I have seen. There could also be guys in La Porna Lucha, but so far it has only been girls.

The main match that I would draw (if I could draw at all, and this would be so awesome!) would be between April Flores and Pinky; although in my head there is no winner, since that is not really the point. It is better for me that it keeps going on and on. Although another great match would be Belladonna and Joanna Angel, but I picture Belladonna as being a tiny little wrecking crew. She would win in under 60 seconds, and there would be blood everywhere.

I was going to post this in the “Porn that doesn’t exist thread’, but it’s not really porn since they wear little costumes and don’t have sex. There could be sex, I am open to daydreaming about La Porna Lucha containing sex, but so far there has been none.
07/20/2009
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Belladonna and Audrey Hollander: battle of the anal sluts. Sasha Grey can referee.
07/20/2009
Victoria Victoria
April would so win, she's a little powerhouse!
07/20/2009
Victoria Victoria
PS: are you fantasizing about April Flores because I showed you pics of me and her together and told you I'd give you a pass because she's so sweet (and incredibly hot) in person? Hmmmm...coincidence?
07/20/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Victoria
PS: are you fantasizing about April Flores because I showed you pics of me and her together and told you I'd give you a pass because she's so sweet (and incredibly hot) in person? Hmmmm...coincidence?
You are correct, it has nothing to do with the fact that I have, and like watching April Flores porn!

To be perfectly honest, I can't remember if I did, but I would bet money that I probably watched April Flores porn, wrestling videos, and cartoons while you were gone.

The pictures of you and her together are too cute, to have dirty thoughts about!
07/20/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Gary
You are correct, it has nothing to do with the fact that I have, and like watching April Flores porn!

To be perfectly honest, I can't remember if I did, but I would bet money that I probably watched April Flores porn, wrestling videos, ...
Ahahaha...ok. Well, you still get a pass
07/20/2009
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