Lucky Night - Enjoy (joke)

Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He ...
LOL! This reminds me of the movie Exit to Eden. Rosie O'Donnell's character arrives at the S/M resort, and a slave offers to do anything she desires. She tells him to paint her house.
08/05/2012
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