Pick up lines for nerds in video games!

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Pick up lines for nerds in video games!

That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
Lines for nerds to chat gamy with chicks, hope you like my ideas some I admit suck really bad.. Those are fillers for when they play along. LOL

My legendary sword. +3 Penetration
I brought my trusty shield of protection, are you sure? +37 resistance to poisons/toxins
Do you like my long sword? +5 vigor
[some one else close by responds] Perhaps you would prefer my long wooden staff?
I can dual wield quite well. +5 to offhand speed
I can hit any target with my Rifle of Marksmanship. +5 accuracy (Cumshots)
With my amulet of stamina I can last for as long as you desire. +4 stamina
Back up and ready in no time with my Ring of Recovery. +3 regeneration
Spell - Entangling roots will keep you in place (BDSM)
Spell - second wind/catch breath for longer lasting action
Spell - Might buff (+ strength) for better thrusting action
spell - bleeding strike for the kinkier stuff..


PLEASE REMEMBER 99% OF ALL FEMALE TOONS ARE PLAYED BY A DUDE. I my self play female toons 95% of the time.
04/19/2009
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Perish Perish
Is this World Of Warcraft stuff? I play Xbox Live and on there this stuff would get you know where lolz...

Oh and btw...console gamer chicks FTW!
04/20/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
No its just random MMORPG stuff.

It was something I did to keep people from going afk in public PVP groups while we waited for a capture to go through. They would stick around to see what funny stuff I'd say. I dunno if it really worked but yeah it was just fun

I had one person that had so many comebacks I couldn't keep up haha.


I remember in a different game we fought this lvl 10 teir 1 boss for about 30 mins and he droped 27 copper coins we were so pissed (BTW brass is worth almost nothing, think 27 pennies) BTW I was lvl 16 and my 2 buddies were lvl 10 I think and we finally killed it after 3 days of trying he 2 shotted both my healers with an AOE and then I would die shortly after. And when he got below 25% health his DMG doubled so he would 1 shot AOE both my healers. I was a DPS class I could only manage to tank it if I had both healers alternate heals very precisely it was an epic battle to say the least. Would have been easier if we had a tank but our designated tank player didn't level up fast enough. Anyway we killed him after about 6-10 tries over 3 days. it was so intense that if either one of my healers took ANY damage during the early stage of the event we would lose bc they would have to heal themselves and then I would not get sufficient heals to keep me alive and they would get instagibbed once I died. I liked fighting that boss I never fought anything so tough before in a game and the joy when we thought of epic loot after defeat, but no, no loot...


30 min battle at lvl 10 is just pure epicness... Not sure if they nerfed the boss.. but there were 2 more bosses that were a few yards away and they both 1 shotted me before my buddies could cast their first heal on me.. This is what I expect to fight against every few days in an mmorpg.. a big challenge..

wow was to simple for me...I know it has tons of fans but I just cant stand it...




What xbox games you play? the only one that crosses xbox and pc that I've played is the quantum of solace 007 game. the combat is cool but its coding and way the attach to wall system is set up its very clumsy, so i never really use that feature. the tom clancy games did it much better.
04/20/2009
Perish Perish
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Originally posted by That Weird Guy
No its just random MMORPG stuff.

It was something I did to keep people from going afk in public PVP groups while we waited for a capture to go through. They would stick around to see what funny stuff I'd say. I dunno if it really worked ...
The Call Of Duty's (4&5, Halo 3 and Gears of War.. I'm a FPS fan i guess.. I've seen like everything advertised for that movie/game lol. I have yet to play it though, i might rent it from Game Fly pretty soon.

I was a Human Warrior (tank). I stopped playing WoW after i got my first mount pretty much. My comp's processor sucks plus i tend tp lose interest in RPG's after awhile. The only ones i've only played on the computer are Guild Wars and WoW pretty much.. RTS's on computers are pretty badass.
04/20/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I have the COD:WAW but I can't run it on decent graphics and with everything on low I get like 20 fps which = death!!!! I remember when games were simple like half life 1... Those were the good ole days.

One thing I hate about PC COD:WAW is the fact that when you zoom in your sensitivity is adjusted. I dunno if that's a console thing or something, but for PC that is total crap no other mainstream game does that why the hell would they add that?! I operate on one sensitivity mode and if I'll be doing something that requires more/less I'll push the button on my mouse for sensitivity.


The game I'm waiting for is Global Agenda for the PC. link Definitely check it out.

Also the Star Wars MMORPG, Star Wars The Old Republic. link

If your looking for a PC RTS check out Starcraft 2 as well...



Perish if you play 007 online I'll get you the list of things to unlock first for multiplayer. It will be all you need to use it's all I use on all my kits it's just simply the best gun in the game IMO. I marked it as a spoiler as once you unlock these there isn't really any point to getting the other stuff





******SPOILER*******





Main Gun: SAF 9mm (Gold plating is just for looks no stat bonus)
Pistol: GF 18 A (Fully automatic pistol 30 round clip eats ammo like sumo in an all you can eat buffet)

Proximity mine is what i use it grants instagib kill if an enemy walks next to it, you cant out run it once its tripped for detention if you try to sprint past

You want to Equip the ARO? scope and a silencer.
Silence the pistol too (though I dunno why but my silencer never stays on) watch the recoil on the pistol it is wicked with out a silencer

Your skills should be Extra Damage and I use the silent footsteps but that is optional people dont hear me coming so I surprise the hell outta them plus its good for melee kills


Get the Hutchinson shotgun for CQC i don't know how to make a load out for it as I never use it but i see tons of people that use it and it can instagib


This is my elitist set up. You can't get a better set up... No one knows where you are or when your behind them almost 100% pin point accurate smg with zero recoil .. you can modify it to meet your play style if you want, but i doubt it would get much better, but it can get a LOT worse. snipers are 100% useless in this game except for single player
04/20/2009
Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by That Weird Guy
Lines for nerds to chat gamy with chicks, hope you like my ideas some I admit suck really bad.. Those are fillers for when they play along. LOL

My legendary sword. +3 Penetration
I brought my trusty shield of protection, are you sure? +37 ...
+3 Sword of Penetration... that is hilarious!
04/23/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I'm glad people think it's funny
04/23/2009
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Honestly I wouldn't use any of them, then again I'm probably terrible at pick-up lines, I prefer to get to know the lady first before trying to pick her up.
12/15/2011
Missmarc Missmarc
I really like this flirt that troll females use to flirt in World of Warcraft, "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" ummm.....
12/15/2011
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