Pilot and Coffee - Enjoy

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Pilot and Coffee - Enjoy

Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
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Kissy Kissy
Quote:
Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a ...
Is this a joke or real?
08/06/2012
Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
LOL! I tried to start a dirty jokes thread, but it very rarely got any posts and seems to be dead.
08/06/2012
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a ...
LOL I'd fly that airline again! If the stewardesses are running to assist you can be reasonably sure the pilot is very relaxed. I suspect this is an urban legend though.
08/06/2012
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
LOL! I tried to start a dirty jokes thread, but it very rarely got any posts and seems to be dead.
We keep trying! But ya they seem to get buried really quick.
08/06/2012
K101 K101
That's too bad because I love the jokes! I've been reading through some of them on here the last 20 minutes and I really got a kick out of these! They're great, and huge kudos Kindled Fuego, these are so unique! I've never heard any of the ones I've read from you so far, so that's awesome! I'm used to hearing the same joke over and over and over, but these have truly made me laugh... or at least hang my mouth wide open on some. Lol. This one definitely made me LOL! Thanks
09/30/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
LOL
09/30/2012
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