Ever been to a Redneck Wedding???

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Ever been to a Redneck Wedding???

Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Okay, so I mentioned in a recent poll that I went to the most redneck wedding EVER!!! Last weekend. Now I don't crap over the way some people get married. I think as long as your happy, then who cares how it goes down. So the service and the way it went down did not bother me, it was the other people around that made it what it was. Let me explain...
-During the service a brides maid flashed her boyfriend in order to shut him up because he was talking during the whole thing.
-Another guy just kept chimming in with his 2 cents as well. Really annoying.
-Everyone had a beer in there hand. Yes, even me...I needed to be buzzed just to keep from wanting to run away.
-Afterwards, people ran to there trucks to rev there engines. One guy did this but he was in drive, so he slammed into the rented Limo and oh man was that a fun talk with the driver and insurance company. He left by the way.
-At night fall they went to light a bonfire. They dumped used oil on it (which made me cringe) but could not light it. So one guy grabbed a blow torch and while he was trying to light it a guy standing next to him threw a freaking road flare...no shit...into the fire and the whole thing went up and engufled them both. There okay but there beards were singed and half of this guys hoodie was burned. It was insane.
...anyways, has anyone else been to a red neck wedding? If so what were the highlights?
10/30/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
Okay, so I mentioned in a recent poll that I went to the most redneck wedding EVER!!! Last weekend. Now I don't crap over the way some people get married. I think as long as your happy, then who cares how it goes down. So the service and the way ...
No I never have been to a RNW. It seems someone should have video taped the whole thing and sent it into the RNW show.
10/30/2012
Geogeo Geogeo
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
Okay, so I mentioned in a recent poll that I went to the most redneck wedding EVER!!! Last weekend. Now I don't crap over the way some people get married. I think as long as your happy, then who cares how it goes down. So the service and the way ...
I've been to a redneck stag and doe party that had wood chopping contests and even a live chicken with bets to see which square drawn on the floor that it would poop on
10/30/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
One of my cousins went to Branson, MO, for his honeymoon this past year.

Let's see ... my uncle (who finally got married in his 50's) had a Redneck Wedding, though not as bad as what you described. Lots of grilled and smoked meat, lots of beer, the only people dressed up were the bride and groom as everyone else were in jeans and/or camo, a lot of hunting talk (late September in the midwest), one cobbled-together go-cart, one high-powered mower hauling a trailer full of kids for the reception ...

Ironically, he married on my tenth wedding anniversary, about two months before my divorce - nobody paid attention to my nuptials, so it never crossed their minds that they were hijacking my wedding date. Never bothered me; I just hope their marriage is happier than mine was.
10/30/2012
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