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Save the Strippermobile

Gary Gary
I saw on AVN today that there is a petition drive going on to save the Strippermobile. Apparently there's no nudity invovled, and there have been no complains, yet it's being shut down. What do you think?
03/05/2010
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Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I... have no idea why it's being banned. It seems silly. If there are strip clubs in your town, people KNOW THAT THERE ARE STRIP CLUBS IN YOUR TOWN. Especially if it's Vegas or Tampa! Who are they trying to fool? I do, however, think that it's a brilliant marketing/advertisemen t campaign. Any chance of EF putting out a little "sex toy wagon"? It could be cute
03/06/2010
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I... have no idea why it's being banned. It seems silly. If there are strip clubs in your town, people KNOW THAT THERE ARE STRIP CLUBS IN YOUR TOWN. Especially if it's Vegas or Tampa! Who are they trying to fool? I do, however, think that ...
Lol - that would be cute
03/07/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I... have no idea why it's being banned. It seems silly. If there are strip clubs in your town, people KNOW THAT THERE ARE STRIP CLUBS IN YOUR TOWN. Especially if it's Vegas or Tampa! Who are they trying to fool? I do, however, think that ...
I also think that a "sex toy wagon" would be very cute
03/07/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove
I also think that a "sex toy wagon" would be very cute
Imagine if it made sounds like an ice cream truck!
03/07/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Imagine if it made sounds like an ice cream truck!
What if the sex toy truck also gave out ice cream
03/08/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Gary
What if the sex toy truck also gave out ice cream
Best. Truck. Ever.

Except now that I think of it, it totally has to be a horse-drawn wagon/carriage. And the horses have to have dildos strapped to their foreheads (the Whipspider Unicorn Horn would be preferred, but I'm sure Randy would do just fine, too).

I'm sure Vegas would love it.
03/08/2010
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Best. Truck. Ever.

Except now that I think of it, it totally has to be a horse-drawn wagon/carriage. And the horses have to have dildos strapped to their foreheads (the Whipspider Unicorn Horn would be preferred, but I'm sure Randy would ...
LMAO! That is quite a visual
03/08/2010
Gary Gary
Ha... so should there be a pink & green box truck, that drives all over the country teaching sex toy safety and giving out ice cream? That would be a great job to have!
03/10/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Gary
Ha... so should there be a pink & green box truck, that drives all over the country teaching sex toy safety and giving out ice cream? That would be a great job to have!
I can see the resulting documentary/feel-good movie-based-on-a-true- story already.

"What the EF? the Little Sex Toy Wagon that Could"
03/10/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Gary
Ha... so should there be a pink & green box truck, that drives all over the country teaching sex toy safety and giving out ice cream? That would be a great job to have!
And passing out very colorful and glow in the dark condoms...blown up and tied into balloon animals.
03/10/2010
Victoria Victoria
This thread has turned into the "Many reasons we should start a traveling adult circus" list.

I like it! Someone get the box truck, I got the paint and glitter!
03/10/2010
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Gary
Ha... so should there be a pink & green box truck, that drives all over the country teaching sex toy safety and giving out ice cream? That would be a great job to have!
And the ice cream would have to be appropriately shaped as well. Penis pops, anyone?
03/10/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Sammi
And the ice cream would have to be appropriately shaped as well. Penis pops, anyone?
Good idea, but then they would probably have to be Popsicles (for penis shape). Popsicles are cool, but that would kill the whole ice cream plan.
03/11/2010
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Gary
Good idea, but then they would probably have to be Popsicles (for penis shape). Popsicles are cool, but that would kill the whole ice cream plan.
You can freeze ice cream in molds to shape it like that - and then dip them in chocolate for ice cream bars
03/11/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Best. Truck. Ever.

Except now that I think of it, it totally has to be a horse-drawn wagon/carriage. And the horses have to have dildos strapped to their foreheads (the Whipspider Unicorn Horn would be preferred, but I'm sure Randy would ...
This sounds like a magical fairytale-ish carriage that I would very much like to see passing down the street!
03/11/2010
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