Settle a Bet for Me, Please

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Settle a Bet for Me, Please

Ansley Ansley
Which would you rather see in a porno:

Scenario A: Plot that has a beginning, a middle, and an ending just like a mainstream Hollywood movie; it's punctuated by intense, hardcore sex scenes less than fifteen minutes long. Dirty Dancing with a hardcore sex scene between Patrick and Jennifer...but with porn stars, for example.

Scenario B: Short stories between multiple characters; each have a beginning, a middle and an ending. The scenes are chopped into fifteen minute segments for a two hour film.

Scenario C: A compilation film containing multiple actors/actresses with a beginning and ending with a cum shot, but not much else.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
A
44  (62%)
B
16  (23%)
C
11  (15%)
Total votes: 71
Poll is closed
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js250 js250
I prefer to watch the people get down to business. I like it short, dirty and hot. A bit different for a woman, but I hate plots.
10/08/2011
SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
I only chose A because the idea of seeing Johnny Castle naked made me all hot and bothered!

I agree with js250 though. =)
10/08/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I don't like plot either. I went with C.
10/08/2011
Antipova Antipova
I'm all for the vignettes! Give me Jim Jarmusch with fucking!
10/08/2011
Tuesday Tuesday
I want a plot. And I want a lead up to the sex, otherwise its just boring. I want to be teased and excited first.
10/08/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
I'm really between A and B. They are both porno's that I would like to watch.
10/08/2011
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
I vote B. Short scenarios are fun, and you get more variety that way and ideas.... heeheehee
10/08/2011
Paladin Fantasys Paladin Fantasys
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I prefer to watch the people get down to business. I like it short, dirty and hot. A bit different for a woman, but I hate plots.
I'm in it for the sex, not the plot, as well. I'll fast forward through everything but the sex.

I'd rather watch a half hour or so of short sex session videos, while engaging in foreplay and petting, before finishing up with each other.

A story really messes up the foreplay/petting mood, especially when the sex stops to return to the plot. When the sex stops in the video, its time to turn on/to each other (pun semi-intended).
10/08/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I like a plot if it's well thought out. That's one reason I enjoy many classic porno films.
10/08/2011
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
I chose A because if I am going to watch a porno with my husband, that's what we want to see (hopefully one that is well done and not hokey--as too many of them can be). Parodies have been our favorite so far because not too many porn stars are good actors, so the dramas just seem ridiculous. I am always annoyed if the director doesn't take the time to tie everything together at the end when going for a storyline in the porn. I always appreciate those who tie it all up at the end.

However, if I am watching alone during solo playtime, I want the action only--penetrative sex--and nothing else. My husband prefers the same when watching alone. This type of porn is just not as fun to watch together when you want to enjoy a porn movie as a couple though.
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Callisto Callisto
C. If I wanted A.. i'd just watch true blood.
10/08/2011
Taylor Taylor
I would like each of these depending on my mood.
10/08/2011
Kkay Kkay
I need to be mentally engaged to be aroused, so I voted for A.
10/08/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I lean towards a plot as long as it's well thought out, this is especially true if I am watch with the wife.

For solo time when I just want to get off, then just give me the sex.
10/08/2011
- Kira - - Kira -
Quote:
Originally posted by Callisto
C. If I wanted A.. i'd just watch true blood.
Ahaha.

I went with C as well. I'd prefer no plot. Just sex for me please. As little talking as possible.
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Rossie Rossie
I chose A. I like porn with plots and lots of intense sex. I usually stay away from compilation porns.
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Coralbell Coralbell
I don't like plots in porn. The ones I've seen haven't had good storylines or good acting.
10/08/2011
GravyCakes GravyCakes
when i watch porn, i just skip to the parts where they start having sex. i could care less for a plot. just a little build up.
10/08/2011
chicken12 chicken12
I voted B. I would vote A, but I think it'd be difficult to make said movie enjoyable. Whenever I see clips with "acting" in them, it's generally quite awful and I get embarrassed watching them.
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GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
A or B. Probably B though.
10/08/2011
indiglo indiglo
So, what was the bet? Is it settled now? You've got me curious!
10/08/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I prefer to watch the people get down to business. I like it short, dirty and hot. A bit different for a woman, but I hate plots.
I'm with you! Short, to the point.
10/08/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Quote:
Originally posted by indiglo
So, what was the bet? Is it settled now? You've got me curious!
I want to know what the bet was too! Did you win?
10/08/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
Quote:
Originally posted by Callisto
C. If I wanted A.. i'd just watch true blood.
hmmm.. I really need to start watching that.
10/08/2011
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
I voted B....
10/08/2011
carenautilus carenautilus
I'm hovering between B and C. I'm not really watching porn for the plot, but I like good atmosphere and a some loosely defined relationship between the actors.
10/09/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
I really don't want a storyline when I just want to play. I want straight out pure sex!
10/09/2011
Ryuson Ryuson
I always like short stories best!
10/09/2011
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by indiglo
So, what was the bet? Is it settled now? You've got me curious!
I did win. I suspected more people would choose option A instead of C. And he has to wear a thong for a day. Hehehehe
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