Urban Dictionary Name Definitions

Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
If you enter your first name at Link, you will get traditional and nontraditional definitions and uses for your name. For example, one of my definitions is "hottest piece of ass ever!". Try it.
07/11/2010
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Contributor: Kim! Kim!
kim
to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
07/11/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
Quote:
Originally posted by Kim!
kim
to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
doesn't that make you feel special? Where do they come up with this stuff. One of my friends' name is Jason and his describes him to the tee!
07/11/2010
Contributor: Miss B Haven Miss B Haven
Brandi
GREAT IN BEDDDD. hottest mother f***er you'll meet. she's short. she's a slut.

Cool
07/11/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Becca-
To be hit in the face with an artificial penis.

Well that makes my day
07/11/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
LOL

One known for her sexual prowess
"She was so good in bed I actually thought she was a prostitute...turns out she was just an alicia."
07/11/2010
Contributor: buzzvibe buzzvibe
There wasn't one for buzzvibe, so I used my first name. There were 2 entries:

"a bamf, a woman who needs no one else, she is the god of all humans, she is perfect in every way and likes to get her freak one every once in a while."

"... is delectable. She works hard and ain't got no time for bulsh*t. She is a scrumptious shorty with brown hair and dazzling eyes. She don't know it, but she DAMN fine! ALL the boys in the room would love a moment of her time!"

I'll take it!
07/11/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
The only thing I found true about my name were these two snippets:

"Intense, firey female Possessing ability to affect person, place, and immediate surrounding environment. Frequently manifesting such conflicting extremes that the outcome is typically one of lucidity or confusion. The conflict(s) can occur consecutively, concurrent or separate."

"[...] your most fearless, strong and loyal friend for life, or your most feared, relentless mortal enemy."

I dunno where to agree, laugh and take with a grain of salt, or what. XD

link
07/11/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
Haha, yeah I used my real name, and it's not Passion.
07/11/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Here you go:

"A person with a gigantic shlong, scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for masturbational purposes at least three times a day."

"From the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.
A person who has this name tends to be
Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature
But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.
And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics."

"some one who has an huge large penis, is a total player, and one is totally beastly
hey you know luke?

ya

hes SO sexy i bet he has a dick the size of a whale

wow, i want him in me
"
07/12/2010
Contributor: imp imp
Bahahaha whoever wrote this i want to hug! ... this is what came up when i put my name in

1. Sockgasms

Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.

"The blogger that I'm following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and I had major sockgasms"
07/12/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
lol, i'm a sex beast!

'is a word that means a sex beast. Beautiful, hott, stunning...'
07/12/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Not even close, hahahahahahahaha

"A man who is incredibly sexy, but also funny. He tends to be a girl's dream guy. He's also really good in bed. He is such a gary in bed."
07/12/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.

A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samanthas are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (unless you know a samantha who is a man)

If you date or dated these gorgeous Samantha's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it.

Samantha's are the best in bed even if they appear they aren't. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.

**side note, I have been blond, although I don't know if that actually means anything, lol
07/12/2010
Contributor: Janis Janis
Janis: 1. Janis can be used as a slang term for cocaine. It comes from the 60's and 70's singer Janis Joplin who used the drug excessively. 2. Super frizzy medium or long length hair that looks a lot like Janis Joplin's hair in the '60's.

I'm a DRUG?! Uh, alright. And yes, my hair WOULD be frizzy if I wasn't VERY careful of how it dries!
07/13/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
I don't like either of mine.

hottest chick in town, loves to make you smile. pothead.. oh yes. but she will never fail to be there for you, and she has already found her love so dont try. sexy as hell, hates rules. cant stand to be closed in. needs room to be free and to let it all out.
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A cute, little bartender that treats the regulars like crap, then over charges them, while she dates boys half her age and takes money from the oldest man in town
07/13/2010