What's your favorite "cut off" fake profanity?

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What's your favorite "cut off" fake profanity?

spiced spiced
We were watching some dumb TV show or other last night and had to laugh at the show's use of "cut off" profanity - that's where a character will start to say something that's not allowed on broadcast TV, but cut it off without finishing. They must've used this old trick half a dozen times during the show. I always find it amusing.

How about you? Did you ever notice this before? Which one of these is your favorite - or do you have another?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
"What the—?!"
Cindi025 , hotinpink , nikki0668 , CountryPrincess , Falsepast , js250 , TWE112 , Cat E. , MrsG , wwwww , Chelynn67 , MissCandyland , BiJess , Allstars316 , woodsdragon , sweetpea12 , kitty1949 , Martiniman , guard083 , LavenderSkies , anngrayelliott1960 , namelesschaos , Badmew , captainsgirl , Trysexual , Living Doll , padmeamidala , solly , *Camoprincess* , Terri69
30  (61%)
"Oh my—!"
"Holy—!"
The Vixen
1  (2%)
"Son of a—!"
G&L , Sugarfina , Septimus , bog , Kitka , Adriana Ravenlust
6  (12%)
"Mother—!"
doowop , CaseyDeuce , deltalima , spiced , Amber Sweet
5  (10%)
Other (share with the class, please)
chicmichiw , lulz , cicispizzaisyummy , Llewey , KyotoAngel , Rory , Wicked Wahine
7  (14%)
Total votes: 49
Poll is closed
02/12/2013
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Seen it once or twice don't ever really pay much attention to it because most of them really aren't funny to me
02/12/2013
Falsepast Falsepast
What the f
02/12/2013
js250 js250
I have to say I do find the cut offs much much less annoying than the bleeps!!!
02/12/2013
TWE112 TWE112
what the
02/12/2013
Cat E. Cat E.
'What the--?'
02/12/2013
chicmichiw chicmichiw
I like "shut the front door" a lot.
02/12/2013
G&L G&L
I always try to stop myself before finishing.
02/12/2013
lulz lulz
I don't cut off my profanities, it would be rude to leave my sentence incomplete ... but I guess sometimes when I'm so angry or shocked I say "That fucking-!"
02/12/2013
jr2012 jr2012
Quote:
Originally posted by chicmichiw
I like "shut the front door" a lot.
shut the front door for the win!

I know this type of "swearing" is juvenile but it always makes me a laugh.
02/12/2013
sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
I love the way they censor "ass****" because they censor the "hole" part, which isn't the profane part, but not the "ass" part, which is. Hole isn't a bad word, but ass is, unless the word is asshole, in which case they switch? Never made sense to me, and it always makes me laugh.
02/13/2013
MissCandyland MissCandyland
"What the ----!"
02/13/2013
GONE! GONE!
I like "What the..."
02/13/2013
Llewey Llewey
"Oh, for--!" is my favorite, both personally and on TV. If I'm in comfortable company it'll be "Oh, for fuck's sake." I can save myself by changing it to "Oh, for crying out loud," or "Oh, for Pete's sake" in more polite company. If it's on TV it's pretty funny.
02/13/2013
woodsdragon woodsdragon
Quote:
Originally posted by sillylilkitten
I love the way they censor "ass****" because they censor the "hole" part, which isn't the profane part, but not the "ass" part, which is. Hole isn't a bad word, but ass is, unless the word is asshole, in which ...
I have always found that interesting
02/13/2013
woodsdragon woodsdragon
what the
02/13/2013
Bleu Bleu
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I have to say I do find the cut offs much much less annoying than the bleeps!!!
This! Either curse or sub the curse word for something else.
02/13/2013
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
We were watching some dumb TV show or other last night and had to laugh at the show's use of "cut off" profanity - that's where a character will start to say something that's not allowed on broadcast TV, but cut it off without ...
What the... or Mother...
02/13/2013
spiced spiced
Quote:
Originally posted by jr2012
shut the front door for the win!

I know this type of "swearing" is juvenile but it always makes me a laugh.
I always loved "C U Next Tuesday" on Sex in the City!
02/13/2013
kitty1949 kitty1949
What the...
02/13/2013
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Actually, I find it funnier when they bleep out words that aren't even that bad and then a minute later they allow a worse one through. xD
02/14/2013
spiced spiced
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
Actually, I find it funnier when they bleep out words that aren't even that bad and then a minute later they allow a worse one through. xD
Have you seen Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship?
02/14/2013
guard083 guard083
WTF for me
02/14/2013
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
'What the--?'
02/14/2013
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
Have you seen Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship?
No...no I haven't actually. Haven't been watching much late night the past year.
I'll have to check it out though. =)
02/15/2013
Rory Rory
I find the cut offs funny. Listen for the fill ins! So many times they change the words and the voice doesn't belong to the actor on screen!!
02/15/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Shut the __ front door!
02/15/2013
curvyredhead curvyredhead
What the

hands down
02/15/2013
spiced spiced
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
No...no I haven't actually. Haven't been watching much late night the past year.
I'll have to check it out though. =)
Just click the link I created in my previous post for a recent example. You'll find lots more on YouTube, Vimeo, etc.
02/15/2013
bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
We were watching some dumb TV show or other last night and had to laugh at the show's use of "cut off" profanity - that's where a character will start to say something that's not allowed on broadcast TV, but cut it off without ...
haha, awesome poll idea!
02/15/2013
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