This was tough as all Hell. My niece and nephews always call me Squidward, which shows how they view me. I am the depressed, unhappy, gloomy person around here because of my incurable illness. Even though they view me as Squidward (which is pretty accurate sometimes lol) I chose Plankton. He's extremely small, the world is too big for him, but he has such high goals and ambitions that he wants to achieve, but someone, or something always gets in the way to ruin it. In my case, my goals of graduating from college and living on my own were snuffed out when I got extremely ill. His rival, Mr.Krabs, is successful while poor Plankton is lonely and unsuccessful. So lonely that he had to build a computer wife. I do this myself by seeking out long-distance relationships (via the internet, so I kind of have a computer husband right now that I'm very happy with.) Also, on the episode when you get to see his hundreds of hick relatives, Sheldon was the odd one out, just like I am around here. I'm the shy, nerdy, black gothic gamer chick in my family.
Wow, I turned this into a strange little essay...That's kind of sad