You know you're perverted When.....

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You know you're perverted When.....

AmberM AmberM
You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
01/14/2012
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ap-the-aper ap-the-aper
Quote:
Originally posted by AmberM
You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
... I think that's kind of what Katy Perry was going for with that song. I don't think it's perverted to pick up on something that is right in front of you

You know you're perverted when you can make the directions for building a piece of office furniture sound like a wild and crazy night of debauchery.
01/14/2012
AmberM AmberM
'Insert port A into Port B' Is one of my favorites with computers.. haha.
01/14/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
You know you're perverted when you realize that absolutely anything can sound sexual if said in the right tone of voice... and then proceed to use this knowledge on everybody around you.
01/14/2012
Silverdrop Silverdrop
You know you're perverted when you imagine porn scenarios when you're in public places, and start mentally scripting how it would all happen and which hot men you'd be making use of.
01/14/2012
js250 js250
You know when you are perverted when everything reminds you of porn or sex.
01/14/2012
LaSchwartz LaSchwartz
Well when I went to school for drafting and we talked about construction. Nuts, Screws, hammer ect. need I say more also I was 1 of only 2 girls in a class of 25. the guys never helped.
01/14/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by AmberM
You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
You go to a normal store (wal-mart, Dollar Tree, etc.) and see 'pervertables' eveywhere.
01/14/2012
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
You go to a normal store (wal-mart, Dollar Tree, etc.) and see 'pervertables' eveywhere.
Oh, KyotoAngel, I do this all the time. Including today, at Target. Teehee.
01/14/2012
Moein Moein
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
You know when you are perverted when everything reminds you of porn or sex.
Agree, I read about this case before and considered to be a Psychic problem.
01/14/2012
Katsmeow Katsmeow
Quote:
Originally posted by AmberM
You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
Your idea of a great date is a shopping spree at Home Depot.
01/14/2012
T&A1987 T&A1987
when you say or think "that's what she said" about phrases that aren't at all dirty.
01/14/2012
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Before and during playing golf...I like my shafts clean before, usually clean them to wipe the dirt off, then when I am playing if my balls get dirty I like to clean them...LOL!
01/14/2012
Brandonn Brandonn
You know you're perverted when: you're on an online cam site and you have 3 cams up at once. You think...hmmm this isn't enough. I better double log, so i can make it 6 cams at once
01/14/2012
AmberM AmberM
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
You go to a normal store (wal-mart, Dollar Tree, etc.) and see 'pervertables' eveywhere.
Hah! that happens to me.. I once saw a teddy bear that had 'camel toe' xD
01/15/2012
AmberM AmberM
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
You know you're perverted when you realize that absolutely anything can sound sexual if said in the right tone of voice... and then proceed to use this knowledge on everybody around you.
Yeah, I get told to be quiet a lot because I turn everything into a perverted sentence.
01/15/2012
AmberM AmberM
You also know you're perverted when those back massagers look like they could make good sex toys...
01/15/2012
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
Quote:
Originally posted by Katsmeow
Your idea of a great date is a shopping spree at Home Depot.
@Katsmeow - HAHAHAHA. You must be talking about shopping for kink supplies.
01/15/2012
namelesschaos namelesschaos
You know your perverted when you hear "pet" and wonder if their talking about their cat or their sub.
01/15/2012
Subbi Subbi
Quote:
Originally posted by MrWishyWashy
Before and during playing golf...I like my shafts clean before, usually clean them to wipe the dirt off, then when I am playing if my balls get dirty I like to clean them...LOL!
LOL love this
01/15/2012
AmberM AmberM
Quote:
Originally posted by MrWishyWashy
Before and during playing golf...I like my shafts clean before, usually clean them to wipe the dirt off, then when I am playing if my balls get dirty I like to clean them...LOL!
Well, of course! Gotta clean those shafts good
01/15/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by AmberM
Hah! that happens to me.. I once saw a teddy bear that had 'camel toe' xD
@FemmeFlo
x'D Really? I love going through the aisles looking for normal stuff on my list and suddenly out of nowhere I see something pervertable.
...ever heard about the vibrating Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 toy? Got recalled for being what essentially amounted to an adult toy marketed to kids. Dunno what on earth the toy design team that made that was thinking.
@AmberM
...camel-toe bear? 0_o That sounds adorably freaky, like some naughty new line at build-a-bear.
01/15/2012
quinceykay quinceykay
More of a kinky thing, but I can't hear anyone call a man "sir" without taking it in a BDSM-type context.
01/15/2012
Ansley Ansley
I don't know how to phrase this to make it as funny in text as it is in real life conversation but...


I have this wicked habit of launching sexual tangents off of the most innocent of subjects while referring said subject in said tangent. It amuses my husband to no end.
01/15/2012
eeep eeep
When it's hard to have a serious conversation without thinking of how dirty some expressions the other person says are.
01/15/2012
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