Your sex toy...would you dare take it thru security at the airport?

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Your sex toy...would you dare take it thru security at the airport?

Martiniman Martiniman
I take a sex toy with us when we fly for vacation. I put it in my backpack and have yet to have an issue or possible embarrassing moment.

Would you do this?
02/01/2013
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Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
So far I've only checked my bags that contain sex toys. Every time I do, my luggage seems to get chosen for a random TSA screening though and I always get one of those notices in my bag...I think they just want to see what I'm hiding in my bag
02/01/2013
K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
I take a sex toy with us when we fly for vacation. I put it in my backpack and have yet to have an issue or possible embarrassing moment.

Would you do this?
I really, really do not know because I've never flown & it is highly unlikely that I ever will. Unless I worried about being outed by airport people by them acting ignorant & immature with MY toys, or if it meant them searching me, I doubt I'd avoid taking at least 2 of my favorite toys. I would definitely not want to take them if I worried about employees coming across it & doing the type of shit that happened a while back.
02/01/2013
SecondStory SecondStory
I've taken leather cuffs on planes and I've never had an issue, but they're fairly nondescript.
02/01/2013
GONE! GONE!
I would take my discreet ones.
02/01/2013
Silverdrop Silverdrop
I've taken the Lelo Mia through security in my carry-on. I just left it in the same clear bag with my laptop accessories and let it go through. I doubt anyone noticed it.

If I really needed to take my more obvious toys, like silicone dildos with balls, with me, I'd still take them in carry-on, for fear of them being stolen or tampered with. I don't really care if some anonymous person in an airport knows I like sex.
02/01/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
I'm too old to care at this point. You know, they've likely seen it all & I doubt they'd care what I have since I'm probably beneath their notice. Besides, if they tried to embarrass me, I have no trouble turning it around on them -- I can be scathing & make a hardened soldier cry if I wanted to
02/01/2013
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Hm. I think I'd take my nipple clamps (not very obvious, and can be passed off as punkwear) and my glass rose (which can be passed off as a glass sculpture). Maybe a bullet. And it'd be carry on because I don't want to make out a stolen property report due to sticky-fingers in baggage handling.
02/01/2013
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I stick to checked bags. I put the toys into small bags - usually individually. I suppose that they could open each to look at them - but that seems like it would slow them down. In any case they get thoroughly cleaned before use.
02/01/2013
evie.amor evie.amor
I probably wouldn't just because I don't have any toys that I can't live without for a few weeks.
02/01/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I'd feel comfortable bringing my Salsa and Tango, but I never have flown before and don't know if I ever will.
02/01/2013
Ansley Ansley
I've taken anal plugs bigger than my hand, my Jopen, my realistic dildos, vibrators and all manner of toys with me - more than once - fuck TSA if they can't take a joke.
02/01/2013
xilliannax xilliannax
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
I take a sex toy with us when we fly for vacation. I put it in my backpack and have yet to have an issue or possible embarrassing moment.

Would you do this?
Normally when I travel its for business so I normally have a carry-on fully of sex toys.
02/01/2013
shorejen9 shorejen9
I never really thought about it but I don't see why not if I thought I would have the time to use them.
02/01/2013
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
If I'm flying...I have limited space because I only take a carry-on (I can't stand to be parted with my precious luggage), so I try to limit my sex toys to the small and uncrushable. I always take my Salsa with me EVERYWHERE (in my pocket), including vacations. I've been through security a billion times without anyone ever saying anything about it. And I take a wooden dildo (lightweight, durable, doesn't take up a lot of space). My bag was searched numerous times when I was coming back from Iceland. Nobody gave a flying fuck :p I'd pack less discreet toys....but all of my less discreet toys are more likely to get damaged.
02/01/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
I've taken anal plugs bigger than my hand, my Jopen, my realistic dildos, vibrators and all manner of toys with me - more than once - fuck TSA if they can't take a joke.
Priceless! You crack me up, Stormy
02/01/2013
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Priceless! You crack me up, Stormy
I have an amazing level of disdain for the TSA. Just sayin'.
02/01/2013
laflauta laflauta
I've taken my Lelo Siri and Zini Ran before in checked luggage and nothing happened to them. I've only been on short domestic flights with them, though.
02/01/2013
kkizzee05 kkizzee05
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
I take a sex toy with us when we fly for vacation. I put it in my backpack and have yet to have an issue or possible embarrassing moment.

Would you do this?
I have never flown, but I probably would bring a small toy with me if it was going to be for a few days or really a week or more.
02/01/2013
Voir Voir
Yep and if they wanted to see it well that's their issue since most explosives aren't phallic shaped except in bullet size and well... that's not exactly pragmatic for airplane heists so I wouldn't have an issue sending one through security.

Actually it may even be worth the laughs if they decided to make a big deal about it.
02/01/2013
Chelynn67 Chelynn67
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
I take a sex toy with us when we fly for vacation. I put it in my backpack and have yet to have an issue or possible embarrassing moment.

Would you do this?
Sure would
02/01/2013
Pururin Pururin
I've never flown and doubt I ever will. If I ever did though, I'd only take something discreet, and I'd take it in my carry-on.
02/01/2013
HostileUmbrella HostileUmbrella
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
I take a sex toy with us when we fly for vacation. I put it in my backpack and have yet to have an issue or possible embarrassing moment.

Would you do this?
i'd take the batteries out so it doesn't accidentally turn on...
02/01/2013
kitty1949 kitty1949
I never have, but I totally would!
02/01/2013
Sammi Sammi
I've taken them in carryons, and haven't had an issue yet. When they went through checked last time, though, that was the one bag that was apparently searched. Could have been due to the quantity in the bag
02/01/2013
sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
I never take them in carry on when I fly to see my bf, I either put them in my checked bag or mail them to him ahead of time.
02/01/2013
gsfanatic gsfanatic
I've taken some through checked luggage, but not in my carryon. Not sure that I'd worry too much, they've probably seen it all
02/01/2013
Toy Fiend Toy Fiend
I really don't care who knows about my sex life. If you have a problem with my sex toys I don't give a flying fuck.
02/01/2013
Bleu Bleu
I would take them with me on my carry ons JUST SO they can see them on the screen and try to ask questions. I would gladly take my VixSkin Mustang just to see the look on their faces but I would be more likely to take my Salsa with me since it's my favorite and most discreet toy.
02/01/2013
Errant Venture Errant Venture
Yes, I would dare to take sex toys. Because I'm an adult with a healthy view of these things. If they have a problem with it, I'd tell them, when they'd pick them up, that I forgot to wash them after putting them in my arse.
02/02/2013
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