Weird but cool places to bang.

That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
1. In zero gravity you would float and could really have some fun. Just don't let go...

2. Under water close to a beach in a glass dome and watch the exotic fish swim by. You know the colored ones.

3. On a moon with a view of Neptune through a dome window. A moon that's close so Neptune takes up a lot of the sky!

4. On a beach during sunset/sun rise.

5. In your back yard. Some of you probably already have.

6. Viewing Galaxies/Nebula from distant locations.

7. Watching stars circle around a black hole. Not sure if you could notice it but they travel 1000's of mph and they get stretched out from the forces and have like a tail sorta thing going on.

8. Watching a Quasar. This would be my favorite.

9. Travel in a time machine back in time to where ever you like.

10. ... finish the post...


Okay so mine are kinda like 100's of years ahead of whats technologically possible but would still be cool. They are in no particular order.
02/22/2009
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The SUN! Talk about some hot sex! =D
02/22/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
Hot indeed..
02/22/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I have done 4 and 5, as well as these that were hawt!

In the desert, on top of a dune that is pure sand, the kind you can make sand angels in.
In the shower with the window open and snow coming in.
In a baseball dugout.
On a kitchen table.
On the bank of a river, in a field, laying in the weeds.
On the bow of a moving boat.

and I have sex on a Saturn..just the car not the planet.


For what I want to do:
In Baskin Robbins. I want to do this one so bad.
In the middle of a war zone.
In one of the places in Blue Lagoon.
02/22/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
In a refrigerator
On a picnic table
Under a children's playset (you know, the big ones with lots of space under the wood planks
In a tube slide
Airplane bathroom--icky, but classic!
In a classroom (done and done--also classic)
On the hood of a car in the rain
On a towel by a secluded hot spring
In a sex toy shop. just because. it'd be weird not to want to have sex in a sex toy shop.
02/23/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
Remind me never to enter a sex toy store.. sounds nasty.. people having sex in the store.. wtf... i would be skeptical that some of the toys were used that I was buying. lolol

oooohhhh the horrors make it stop. AHHHH!!!

I don't even like to shake peoples hands or touch the carts in stores. But now I'm never going to enter a toy store. Id be afraid id walk out with 30 infections just from opening the door.
02/23/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
Cinn Chambers what about the sand getting in unwanted places. That sounds dangerous to your health. Not to mention how you would get it out....


I always wondered how you get 2 people into an airplane bathroom they usually have the air tenants hanging out side the bathroom when ever I went back there. And yeah its nasty in there. Besides how do you fit in it its like so small I had a hard time getting through the door, closing it and turning around. That was just me 1 person how do you fit 2?! Maybe some airlines have luxury bathrooms but I flew in middle class and it was TINY!

In the rain sounds fun!

2 scoops...

That Saturn joke was EPIC!! I might want to own a Saturn and say I did it on Saturn.

Terra Patrick had sex on a volcano... Must of been some really steamy sex.
Earthquake orgasms.. would be hard to beat the vibe of a volcano exploding if you attached a dildo to the mountain or close to it out of the blast zone. Vibrations measured on the ricter scale... Talk about blowing your top!
02/23/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by That Weird Guy
Remind me never to enter a sex toy store.. sounds nasty.. people having sex in the store.. wtf... i would be skeptical that some of the toys were used that I was buying. lolol

oooohhhh the horrors make it stop. AHHHH!!!

I don't even ... More
I was being silly I don't think they'd actually let you have sex in a sex store (of course, if you really wanted to and they had a dressing room, welllll it could work). And they can't legally sell toys that have already been used.

I see you are a germophobe just like me! Might I recommend wearing gloves all the time and carrying 3+ bottles of hand sanitizer on your person?
02/23/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by That Weird Guy
Cinn Chambers what about the sand getting in unwanted places. That sounds dangerous to your health. Not to mention how you would get it out....


I always wondered how you get 2 people into an airplane bathroom they usually have the air ... More
2 people into an airplane bathroom--never done it personally (and it's gross so I don't know if I would ever do it--EVER unless they sanitized it with UV rays just prior to my going in). I'd assume that one person could sit on the sink or toilet and the other would adjust accordingly. I've only ever been into one airplane bathroom that was so comfortable and clean that I wanted to stay in it for longer than two minutes. And that airplane was a brand new airbus out of China. Asian airlines are the way to go if you want to fly with a (sorta) sense of luxury while paying for economy. Just saying. It makes sense because their planes are newer.

Earthquake and volcano sex sounds... a little violent, but cool. I'll think more on that one. Maybe I'll move to SF or Hawaii if the verdict is go.
02/23/2009
Liz2 Liz2
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2 people into an airplane bathroom--never done it personally (and it's gross so I don't know if I would ever do it--EVER unless they sanitized it with UV rays just prior to my going in). I'd assume that one person could sit on the sink or ... More
Once in an airplane bathroom, he sat on the john and I straddled him. I removed my panties at my seat first. Problem was the dirty looks from the people lined up out side.
In the heat of the moment, I am not totally aware of the environment so the lavatory issue didn't bother me at the time.
Went to one volcano field, terrible smell of smoldering ash, and the ground was hot...could feel it through my sneaks....so, so not sexy...never considered it..
02/23/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
Done the kitchen table and the picnic table. Also done it in a hot tub with the snow coming down!
Want to do it on the motorcycle in the mountains!
02/23/2009
Sammi Sammi
We did it in a baseball dugout once, which was pretty fun.
02/23/2009
Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Years ago when the speed limit was lower *and I was less aware of danger* I had sex on the side of the interstate. Me bent over into the front passenger seat with my feet on the ground, with both the back and the front doors open. People honked.
02/23/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Mamastoys
Done the kitchen table and the picnic table. Also done it in a hot tub with the snow coming down!
Want to do it on the motorcycle in the mountains!
Wait... so was the hot tub outside and it was snowing on you or were you inside while it snowed outside? Either way--sounds steamy!
02/23/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Years ago when the speed limit was lower *and I was less aware of danger* I had sex on the side of the interstate. Me bent over into the front passenger seat with my feet on the ground, with both the back and the front doors open. People honked.
HOT!!! I wish I had the guts (...and the car) to do that!
02/23/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Sammi
We did it in a baseball dugout once, which was pretty fun.
During a game?
02/23/2009
Lara Lara
Churchyard. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
02/23/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Wait... so was the hot tub outside and it was snowing on you or were you inside while it snowed outside? Either way--sounds steamy!
the hot tub was outside and so were we. It sits off of our deck-no cover over it so it was really different!
02/23/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
Oh yeah. I have had a hot tub in the snow too. It was on a deck in Gatlinburg Tn, WAY up in the mountains. It is awesome.
02/23/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I wish someone would make a small mens backpack that looks like its for school but it comfortable to wear with only a few items in it that would take off. usually for me the backpack has to have a few books in it or its to uncomfortable to wear.

And I have a back pack but it would look strange to walk around in a grocery store or something with a back pack on. lolol it was designed to hold like 7 textbooks its huge.

bc i could carry stuff with me that i usually have my mom carry like the sanitizer. maybe a book i was reading for when i go to doctor appointments.
02/23/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
During a game?
No, at dusk after the game was over
02/24/2009
Gary Gary
Hypothetically speaking as to not offend anyone, let us say that you owned your own private Chucky Cheese restaurant, that was not open to the public, and no children would ever be allowed inside... how unimaginably bad ass would it be to get down to business in the ball pit? I am sure that someone has already done this, but my way is better because there is no overlap with the intended purpose of the ball pit. It would also be killer to have sex in a church.
02/24/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
THE BALL PIT.. LOLOL

Yeah that would be EPIC!! You could buy some balls and fill a small swimming pool.
02/24/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
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Hypothetically speaking as to not offend anyone, let us say that you owned your own private Chucky Cheese restaurant, that was not open to the public, and no children would ever be allowed inside... how unimaginably bad ass would it be to get down to ... More
On a pew in church?? a real killer would be in a funeral home! LOL
02/24/2009
Gary Gary
I wasn't really picturing the action on a pew, maybe in front of the organ or where the priest stands... or what about in a confession booth! Funeral home would be cool! One of you could lie still on the table.
02/24/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
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I wasn't really picturing the action on a pew, maybe in front of the organ or where the priest stands... or what about in a confession booth! Funeral home would be cool! One of you could lie still on the table.
or in an (empty) coffin!
02/25/2009
stuck in the middle stuck in the middle
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Originally posted by Mamastoys
Done the kitchen table and the picnic table. Also done it in a hot tub with the snow coming down!
Want to do it on the motorcycle in the mountains!
I tried it on a motorcycle.I have 2 suggestions.1) Do NOT try it while moving.2) Make absolutely sure its in gear and braced well.We chose to do neither of those and tried on a very curvy road around a lake in the woods.It did not end well.It looked fun in the movie we saw but reality was quite different
02/26/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I want to do it in a ball pit now. I think that is the best idea ever.
02/26/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
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Originally posted by stuck in the middle
I tried it on a motorcycle.I have 2 suggestions.1) Do NOT try it while moving.2) Make absolutely sure its in gear and braced well.We chose to do neither of those and tried on a very curvy road around a lake in the woods.It did not end well.It looked ... More
LOL..I can see the results now! Don't worry, we each ride our own and I think it would be impossible to do it while moving! I had not thought about the putting it in gear though-thanks!!
02/26/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I don't know a damn thing about motorcycles..

Does putting the bike in gear mean that it would vibrate (Motor running) but does not move forward?
02/26/2009
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