Weird but cool places to bang.

Anyone ever see the movie Cemetery Man aka Dellamorte Dellamore (one of my all time favorite movies)? It would rule to have a little privacy in the Aussurie (I am sorry I have no idea how to spell that word and my quick search yielded no results) the little crypt that they had on the cemetery, or in that fictional cemetery even. One those European crypts that go on for miles underground would be really awesome as well! Now I am just beginning to picture having sex on the sets of my favorite horror movies. less

Anyone ever see the movie Cemetery Man aka Dellamorte Dellamore (one of my all time favorite movies)? It would rule to have a little privacy in the Aussurie (I am sorry I have no idea how to spell that word and my quick search yielded no results) the little crypt that they had on the cemetery, or in that fictional cemetery even. One those European crypts that go on for miles underground would be really awesome as well! Now I am just beginning to picture having sex on the sets of my favorite horror movies. less

About movies.. Mostly the characters

I always thought zombies were hot... Maybe one day someone would either make a vampire or zombie porno that was actually good and really hot... Like Pirates in the sense that it's action porno... yeah...

But zombies don't have sex.. so that's a problem, they just bite some one living and volia they are a zombie in a few hours.. no sex required to make new zombies.. So I doubt anyone would make a zombie porno... (I'm sad...no zombie porno).

Though elves and aliens (that resemble humans) are hot too.. I would totally buy my first porno if it was an action porno with like a LOTR twist.. WITH LOTS OF POINTY EARS, OMG!!!!!!!! I'm having multiple brain-gasms

Star Trek got it right with the Vulcans.. pointy ears!!!

I would totally have sex with an elf if they were real... Maybe some space aliens that look like elves will abduct me... I always have fantasies about some distant race that's really hot would come by and pick me up and take me with them... But they are like some kind of human race that advanced and left the earth before the ice age to save themselves. And they killed off the other races of humans that got in their way... That's why there is only 1 type of human now... (Actually Star Trek had an episode like this only it was a dinosaur race..)

I think I'm to nerdy for my own good...

I did see a woman and she had the most beautiful ears... Though I only got to see them a few times when she showed me how she put on her makeup (Because she puts her hair in some kind of rubber band like thing and I could see her ears OMG!!!!!!!!!!!..... Her ears weren't like other peoples ears though they stuck out, but it was sooooo hot!

I think I have an ear fetish now that I think about it...... less

Done it on hood of car in rain that was really fun but kind of cold at the same time also it was a not so busy street but busy enough that it was really possible 2 get caught, Parking lot up against the car was really fun, In the bathroom attached to my moms classroom(was empty but then 35 students came in the classroom and we were unaware...my god that was embarassing...got a couple claps though hehe

but if i had to think of a few places to do it that i havent done it....

-scuba diving about 20 feet below ocean (obviously nice warm water)
-top of ski mountain
-On a raft floating in the ocean (after being totally caught up in my Wilson moment its on to the sex cuz everyone has sex after funerals)
-inside castle at mini golf course (Simpson's style)
-Hot air balloon couple hundred feet up bend her over the side and have orgasm while seeing about 10 miles in every direction
- Moon bounce (its gotta be fun)
-Dr's office after the doctor leaves and your supposed to leave the room just lock the door and do a 5 min quickie of course some crazy foreplay whenever the Dr and nurses are coming and going so your 100% right there about to climax then when they leave 3-5 minutes of some serious action
-Company board room nothing like a 30 foot mahogany table to slip and slide on
- BJ while at dinner while there with another couple just gotta time it perfectly so that no one knows (totally not into the group thing i dont want anyone else to know or get in on it)

im sure i could think of hundreds more but i dont wanna make my post 3 pages less

Hypothetically speaking as to not offend anyone, let us say that you owned your own private Chucky Cheese restaurant, that was not open to the public, and no children would ever be allowed inside... how unimaginably bad ass would it be to get down to business in the ball pit? I am sure that someone has already done this, but my way is better because there is no overlap with the intended purpose of the ball pit. It would also be killer to have sex in a church. less

I have done 4 and 5, as well as these that were hawt!

In the desert, on top of a dune that is pure sand, the kind you can make sand angels in.
In the shower with the window open and snow coming in.
In a baseball dugout.
On a kitchen table.
On the bank of a river, in a field, laying in the weeds.
On the bow of a moving boat.

and I have sex on a Saturn..just the car not the planet.


For what I want to do:
In Baskin Robbins. I want to do this one so bad.
In the middle of a war zone.
In one of the places in Blue Lagoon. less

Hypothetically speaking as to not offend anyone, let us say that you owned your own private Chucky Cheese restaurant, that was not open to the public, and no children would ever be allowed inside... how unimaginably bad ass would it be to get down to business in the ball pit? I am sure that someone has already done this, but my way is better because there is no overlap with the intended purpose of the ball pit. It would also be killer to have sex in a church. less

1. In zero gravity you would float and could really have some fun. Just don't let go...

2. Under water close to a beach in a glass dome and watch the exotic fish swim by. You know the colored ones.

3. On a moon with a view of Neptune through a dome window. A moon that's close so Neptune takes up a lot of the sky!

4. On a beach during sunset/sun rise.

5. In your back yard. Some of you probably already have.

6. Viewing Galaxies/Nebula from distant locations.

7. Watching stars circle around a black hole. Not sure if you could notice it but they travel 1000's of mph and they get stretched out from the forces and have like a tail sorta thing going on.

8. Watching a Quasar. This would be my favorite.

9. Travel in a time machine back in time to where ever you like.

10. ... finish the post...


Okay so mine are kinda like 100's of years ahead of whats technologically possible but would still be cool. They are in no particular order. less

In a refrigerator
On a picnic table
Under a children's playset (you know, the big ones with lots of space under the wood planks
In a tube slide
Airplane bathroom--icky, but classic!
In a classroom (done and done--also classic)
On the hood of a car in the rain
On a towel by a secluded hot spring
In a sex toy shop. just because. it'd be weird not to want to have sex in a sex toy shop. less