Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 5 – first come, first served.

Victoria Victoria
Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 5 – first come, first served.

We’re back to mixed batches – this one's a bunch from all kinds of manufacturers.

These assignments are *not* Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item). So write a ‘regular’ review of the item.

But...Do not even think about requesting one of the Surprise Me assignments until you read this:

These are Assigned reviews (meaning verified). This also means they can only be assigned to Advanced Level contributors. FOR SURPRISE ME ASSIGNMENTS ONLY, there is no waiting period, they do not count towards your 30 days and you can do more than one Surprise Me assignment a month.

That does *Not* mean that you should ask for 2 assignments in the same day, from the same batch or even the same week, just accept the assignments that you can handle and complete them in a fair turn-around time. I will notice

These are still assigned/verified reviews, so you will not be able to request an assignment if you have 2 or more outstanding assignments that are waiting to have reviews written.

The products will be assigned for onsite reviews but it’s ok to continue the review on your blog with pics, video and additional commentary; however, the onsite review must be a complete review. There will be a little message underneath saying “This review was sponsored by [toy company name here]. However, no editorial content was compromised.”

Ok...all that being said…all prerequisite info shared...now to the how-are-we-doing-this thing info: Different. Differently. That’s how!

I am listing 10 awesome products and toys below. TEN. And guess what, it’s first come, first served. So, if you think you might want to try one of these products, you reply to the thread and say “I want that buzzy clanger, thks” – make sure you put the name and the number of the one you’d like assigned to you. * Seriously, put the name of the toy in your post! And make sure no one else has already claimed it in the thread! *

I need you to be timely about accepting the assignments - within 24 hours of me assigning the toy to you, please. And only decline the product you requested with good reasoning.

So, the awesome toys and products below? First come, first serve.

If any products get requested then declined, I will post about the toy being available for dibs again.

Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. com



1. Remote control bullet by Pipedream – Pink: 10 functions, waterproof, phthalate-free, cordless, batteries included, remote works up to 25ft.

2. Zeus cock ring by BMS Industries – Blue: Stretchy, 3 hanging balls, vibrates, removable bullet, large in overall size.

3. Micro Power "T" by California Exotics – Purple: Small, discreet, quiet, vibrator with 4 functions, 1 touch control, waterproof functionality, Velvet Cote.

4. Power wand by BMS Industries – Aquamarine: slim, bubble style probe - ok for anal, removable bullet, 3 speeds, waterproof, cordless, watch batteries included.

5. TitanMen Cock cage – Clear: TPR, very stretchy, 1" diameter x 2" length, no seams

6. Belladonna love doll by Doc Johnson: screen-printed photo on face and tattoos on body, small in overall size, 3 holes.

7. 4 play kit by California Exotics- Purple: 3 attachments plus bullet = 4 ways to play, 2 speeds vibrator set.

8. Breeze power bullet by BMS Industries – Pink: very slim and small, 3 speeds, waterproof, cordless, 2 AAA batteries.

9. Sensual vibrating balls by Nasstoys – Black: waterproof, control has extra long cord, phthalates-free, 2 AA batteries.

10. Midnight Delight rabbit by Fantasy Toys – Blue: short unusual rabbit, very sleek - no rabbityness, waterproof, 7 functions.
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Sammi Sammi
I'd like to do #10, if I'm eligible to request one
05/29/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
Could I please have number 4. Power wand?
05/29/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Dude, some of these have pretty exciting names.
05/29/2009
naughty Knitter naughty Knitter
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 5 – first come, first served.

We’re back to mixed batches – this one's a bunch from all kinds of manufacturers.

These assignments are *not* Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews ... More
I'd love to review #1.Remote control bullet by Pipedream =)
05/29/2009
VelvetBound VelvetBound
Could I please review #8 Breeze power bullet by BMS Industries? Thanks.
05/29/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
I would like to try #3. Micro Power "T" by California Exotics, please
05/29/2009
Goodkittygnbad Goodkittygnbad
Could I try:
9. Sensual vibrating balls by Nasstoys – Black: waterproof, control has extra long cord, phthalates-free, 2 AA batteries.

If I'm able to?
05/29/2009
Red Red
Sign me up for #2

more cock rings should come with dangling balls, IMHO
05/29/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
I'd like to try out the #7. 4 play kit by California Exotics- Purple: 3 attachments plus bullet = 4 ways to play, 2 speeds vibrator set.
Thanks!
05/29/2009
Red Red
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Originally posted by Red
Sign me up for #2

more cock rings should come with dangling balls, IMHO
Oops, my bad! I realized I already have two assignments out - been digging my heels in on a buyout book. Anyways, I retract my request.
05/30/2009
Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
Well then I will take #2. Zeus cock ring by BMS Industries – Blue: Stretchy, 3 hanging balls, vibrates, removable bullet, large in overall size.
05/30/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
Quote:
Originally posted by Pumpkin Lady
I would like to try #3. Micro Power "T" by California Exotics, please
I'm really sorry, can I change to #1. Remote control bullet by Pipedream – Pink: 10 functions, waterproof, phthalate-free, cordless, batteries included, remote works up to 25ft.

I just realized it's for anal, not ready for that yet.
05/30/2009
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
May i try the #3 Micro Power "T" by California Exotics?
05/31/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
Quote:
Originally posted by naughty Knitter
I'd love to review #1.Remote control bullet by Pipedream =)
Right. Make that not #1. Ha!

I'll sit this one out, and read a little closer next time...
05/31/2009
Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
Quote:
Originally posted by Pumpkin Lady
Right. Make that not #1. Ha!

I'll sit this one out, and read a little closer next time...
lol yeah I wanted #1 too. It looks good we were just a little late maybe next time.
05/31/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
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Originally posted by Rose Unlocked
lol yeah I wanted #1 too. It looks good we were just a little late maybe next time.
yeah lets cross our fingers! damn west coast...
05/31/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
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Originally posted by Rose Unlocked
lol yeah I wanted #1 too. It looks good we were just a little late maybe next time.
yeah lets cross our fingers! damn west coast...
05/31/2009
Fun Lover Fun Lover
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Originally posted by Pumpkin Lady
yeah lets cross our fingers! damn west coast...
I'm on the west coast and it was gone less than 1/2 hour after these were posted I wanted it also. Maybe in the pink should have posted 10 of those.
05/31/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Fun Lover
I'm on the west coast and it was gone less than 1/2 hour after these were posted I wanted it also. Maybe in the pink should have posted 10 of those.
That would be next to impossible since these are all items they only HAVE one of, items that are sent by the manufacturing companies and being tested by us to see if EF should carry them at all.
05/31/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
This whole thing is starting to remind me of those crazy women in the department stores, fist fighting over the last pair of pink strappy sandals.

I hope everyone is thinking about others and not just themselves when these lists come up. If you've already done one in the last two weeks, maybe stop and wait, give some of the west coast folks or less active forum members a chance to get something decent.

And I hope everyone realizes EF has given out 50 extra toys via these surprise me specials in the past three weeks. That's a lot of extra shit.
05/31/2009
Fun Lover Fun Lover
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
That would be next to impossible since these are all items they only HAVE one of, items that are sent by the manufacturing companies and being tested by us to see if EF should carry them at all.
I was kidding about having 10 of them. A lot of the surprise assingments I'm sure other people would also like to have. Yes EF has been very generous with the surprise assignments and I hope they continue them.
05/31/2009
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
I've never done one before Hopefully I made it in time
05/31/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
This whole thing is starting to remind me of those crazy women in the department stores, fist fighting over the last pair of pink strappy sandals.

I hope everyone is thinking about others and not just themselves when these lists come up. If ... More
Yeah I totally agree. I wasn't around for when Surprise Mes were being given in the old way. I was just upgraded not too long ago and for my tastes and given rank Surprise Me gives me a shot to do a review that hasn't been done yet.

On top of working 12 hour days I was lucky to get a toe in here!
05/31/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
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Originally posted by Pumpkin Lady
Yeah I totally agree. I wasn't around for when Surprise Mes were being given in the old way. I was just upgraded not too long ago and for my tastes and given rank Surprise Me gives me a shot to do a review that hasn't been done yet.

On ... More
Let me just add I am not complaining, not in the least. I'm happy to wait my turn and say thanks when it comes around!
05/31/2009
Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
This whole thing is starting to remind me of those crazy women in the department stores, fist fighting over the last pair of pink strappy sandals.

I hope everyone is thinking about others and not just themselves when these lists come up. If ... More
lol yeah but we aren't fighting just saying that we wanted that one over the others but they are all nice
05/31/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
This whole thing is starting to remind me of those crazy women in the department stores, fist fighting over the last pair of pink strappy sandals.

I hope everyone is thinking about others and not just themselves when these lists come up. If ... More
Thats why I let a few batches go by, wored on a current review I was working on then when I was out of things to to (no pun intended) I checked out the postings.

I think it would be an awesome idea to have an all west coast posting or newbie posting to let others get a chance.
06/01/2009
Victoria Victoria
A few things in response to the conversation above:

We are an East Coast based company, and as much as we'd like to work "9 - 5", it usually works out to "9 - ?"...which is to your benefit, as we all work our butts off - but we have to stop at some point each day and remember to ya know eat and say hi to our families occasionally. Crazy, I know! Asking us to work around the clock to suit every timezone just is not feasible or fair.

There's no real way except the honor system to do specific timezone Surprise Me threads - does everyone in this community feel comfortable with the public knowing what region they live in? No. And a lot of the recent 'newbies' have been getting these assignments on the threads.

At least 3 of the Surprise Me threads were posted in the evening - well after 5pm EST...so I have been really flexible in making it more balanced. (btw, it's after 7pm right this moment)

What about people who work 2nd and 3rd shift all over the world? This logic can go on and on. Some people are sleeping during the day etc...so to them, 4 am would be more fair and so on.

Anyway - the point is - this is a privilege to begin with... the choices, the lack of restriction. No other company does it like this. We are literally handing out dozens of extra toys that do not count against your limit for other requests. That is beyond cool. Please don't make us feel like we're enabling greed and bickering.

Thank you.

Also, the following 2 items are still up for grabs:

#5. TitanMen Cock cage - Clear

#6. Belladonna love doll
06/01/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
A few things in response to the conversation above:

We are an East Coast based company, and as much as we'd like to work "9 - 5", it usually works out to "9 - ?"...which is to your benefit, as we all work our butts off ... More
I thought it was about 9:30 pm or so (EST) Friday nite when I made my request and I thought there were several items left...
I also thought that In The Pink had made several "later" posts with items...
I for one appreciate In The Pink and all of EF for offering these freebies!
06/01/2009
Fun Lover Fun Lover
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
A few things in response to the conversation above:

We are an East Coast based company, and as much as we'd like to work "9 - 5", it usually works out to "9 - ?"...which is to your benefit, as we all work our butts off ... More
In the Pink
Thank You
For this post! I was using the surprise me assignments just before you rolled out the new program it is awesome. I live on the West Coast, and I have had the chance to get a surpise me assigment every time they have been psoted. Maybe not my first or second choice, but what do you want they are free. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth so they say. As I said I could have requested something each time they were offered, but wanted to give other contributors a shot at them. As far as hours all work and no play will make us all stressed. In the Pink is a newlywed and still works long hours to keep us happy. Lighten Up People!
06/01/2009
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