Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 5 – first come, first served.

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Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 5 – first come, first served.

Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
I would be vary happy for anything I happen to get really seeing as it is free EF and In The Pink has been very good to us reviewers. I personally think they work a little too hard to keep us all happy all the time.
06/02/2009
Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
Agreed. They put a lot of time and energy into the site and the customers. They privilage us with so much.
06/02/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
Eeep, I'm on the west coast and have said something about that in the past. I didn't mean it as bickering or being ungrateful (I love living here!). EF should take it sort of as a compliment that we want to try stuff that is posted here so much that we are like "dang!" when we miss out. I don't think people mean it as anything against EF, it's just more our situation and timing. I do appreciate the later posted surprise-me forums and will take advantage of them later on when I am not so swamped with toys. ^_^ Still love this method of assigning toys.
06/02/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
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Originally posted by Rockin'
Eeep, I'm on the west coast and have said something about that in the past. I didn't mean it as bickering or being ungrateful (I love living here!). EF should take it sort of as a compliment that we want to try stuff that is posted here so ...
Seconded. I'm totally grateful for these opportunities, I always try to say things with a smile but somehow it gets portrayed as entitlement through text. Maybe I didn't put enough e-smiles.... I wasn't opting for a west coast deal, I know everyone works different hours and its entirely possible for someone in the west to post. I'm with Rockin' on this one, it's just "dang!" And you shrug it off and wait your turn next time.

And thanks again EF for your hard work, thanks for giving me something to look forward to. I also, love this method of assigning toys. I wouldn't change it. As you can see, even though I worked for 12 hours that day I still managed to request a toy. Didn't put two and two together so I forfeited it, but I managed to nonetheless! No complaints here!
06/02/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
Gosh..this batch has been up almost a week and there are still several items left...thought maybe if I got it back up on the forum board, someone would sign up for the two items left...
06/04/2009
~*SurrealisticFantasy*~ ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~
*bump*

Yeah, #5 & #6 anyone?
06/04/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~
*bump*

Yeah, #5 & #6 anyone?
I'd take the Belladonna doll but she'd probably get in a fist fight with Jenna in my closet and I'd have a lot of explaining to do when the EMS came.

*blink*

Plus, I have too many assignments out.
06/04/2009
~*SurrealisticFantasy*~ ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I'd take the Belladonna doll but she'd probably get in a fist fight with Jenna in my closet and I'd have a lot of explaining to do when the EMS came.

*blink*

Plus, I have too many assignments out.
Hahaha, but then you could tape that crazy shit and sell it! Or better yet, you could host the fight, take bets, and use the money to buy more sex toys.

I'd put money on Blow-Up Bella...
06/04/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~
Hahaha, but then you could tape that crazy shit and sell it! Or better yet, you could host the fight, take bets, and use the money to buy more sex toys.

I'd put money on Blow-Up Bella...
Ok, odds 3:1 in favor of Bella! Anyone want to take those odds? Now collecting bets on the Blowout Match of the century!
06/04/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I'd take the Belladonna doll but she'd probably get in a fist fight with Jenna in my closet and I'd have a lot of explaining to do when the EMS came.

*blink*

Plus, I have too many assignments out.
now we are supposed to be a loving community...no closet fighting!!! LOL
06/04/2009
Victoria Victoria
No love for Belladonna or the cock cage? Aw...c'mon, people!
06/05/2009
Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
I've still got an assignment out that i want to do before asking for another assignment. Maybe this'll help someone else with a choice? I've seen the cock cage at my store, felt it, etc. It's not a bad product, it seems more of a sheath than anything for the guy. it'll help him go longer, but it has ribs on the outside to give her more stimulation.

as for the belladona..i dont know about her doll
06/06/2009
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Victoria
No love for Belladonna or the cock cage? Aw...c'mon, people!
I just cleared off one of my open reviews, so I will do my part by accepting the:
5. TitanMen Cock cage – Clear: TPR, very stretchy, 1" diameter x 2" length, no seams
if that is acceptable.
06/06/2009
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Victoria
No love for Belladonna or the cock cage? Aw...c'mon, people!
I feel I should also mention that the dolls just scare me and I'm not sure my partner and I are ready for that kind of thing in our bedroom. How do I keep it from scaring my kids???
06/06/2009
~*SurrealisticFantasy*~ ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
I feel I should also mention that the dolls just scare me and I'm not sure my partner and I are ready for that kind of thing in our bedroom. How do I keep it from scaring my kids???
Hahaha, dear lord, I doubt there's anything that could mentally scar a small child quite like walking in on mom and dad fucking the hell out of their blow-up friend...

Or even finding the thing hiding in a closet. Perhaps if the kids are young enough they wouldn't know what it was, but I would imagine that's the sort of thing that comes back to haunt in the teen years.

Yay for memory repression!!
06/06/2009
Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
We've seen quite a few pretty funny blow up doll reviews lately.
06/07/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
Blow up dolls are on our "definitely refuse to review" list. We're just not okay with having Whole People in our bedroom. People Parts (tits, pussy, ass, cock) are okay, though. I think it's the head that does it.

Oh wait, here's an idea...can I just take the lower half and someone else can take the head and torso? (Lol, that'd work really well, I know)
06/08/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Rockin'
Blow up dolls are on our "definitely refuse to review" list. We're just not okay with having Whole People in our bedroom. People Parts (tits, pussy, ass, cock) are okay, though. I think it's the head that does it.

Oh wait, ...
No dice - I am *not* the Solomon of sex toys over here. Geeez, you savages
06/08/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Rockin'
Blow up dolls are on our "definitely refuse to review" list. We're just not okay with having Whole People in our bedroom. People Parts (tits, pussy, ass, cock) are okay, though. I think it's the head that does it.

Oh wait, ...
Unfortunately, ditto for us. Much as I am not fond of them, if I could convince the other half of my relationship to use one I'd take one for the team, but that's one thing he will not try.
06/08/2009
Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
The fact that you can't give this thing away doesn't seem to bode well for it's selling potential.
06/08/2009
Victoria Victoria
You give me no choice, people... I'm going to have push Bella on Yeti (aka, my husband). The poor guy has become an unwitting Blow Up Doll Expert.

This might mean a new batch going up tomorrow....
06/08/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Victoria
You give me no choice, people... I'm going to have push Bella on Yeti (aka, my husband). The poor guy has become an unwitting Blow Up Doll Expert.

This might mean a new batch going up tomorrow....
Woohoo. But, poor Yeti
06/08/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
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Originally posted by Victoria
No dice - I am *not* the Solomon of sex toys over here. Geeez, you savages
Aww, we were going to have so much fun with blow up doll division... *pouts* lol

Oh yeah, SUPER YAY for a new batch soon!
06/09/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
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Originally posted by Victoria
You give me no choice, people... I'm going to have push Bella on Yeti (aka, my husband). The poor guy has become an unwitting Blow Up Doll Expert.

This might mean a new batch going up tomorrow....
Blow up dolls scare me. I think it's a new phobia. Perhaps it can be called replicaphobia?
06/09/2009
SassySam SassySam
interesting idea
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