How would you react to an anal toy that looked like poo?

Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
i would buy it as a gag, but only because i love mr. hankey in such a way that i could never put in my butt. and also because i might not be able to tell if he's clean
07/19/2011
Contributor: teeny <3 teeny <3
I would definitely buy one as a gag gift! . . . but knowing how cheap I am, I probably couldn't let it just sit for too long without at least trying it out
07/19/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
It would be very, very difficult to get over the mental image.
07/19/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Fuck it.
I think it's funny. I'm not particularly grossed out by it..as long as it doesn't smell.
Then again, Topco makes a lube that smells like poo.
07/19/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Envy
Wouldn't some of Eden's toys work? Like the caterpillar one? I also saw one called the 'Witty Worm.'
The worms don't look like a tapeworm. I was thinking of anal beads that were flat and floppy. I suppose the closest thing would be a yellow condom that slipped off.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Buzz Man Buzz Man
At least you would never know if your partner was really clean or not.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Envy
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... I could have gone my whole life not seeing that and been happy.

I'm not one to belittle the fantasies of others, but I also won't lie when I think something's gross. And I can say, without a doubt, that I'll never use a poo-dildo. Unless, perhaps, I was offered a lot of money to.
07/19/2011
Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
It would hide poo well. I am not into scat play but a brown dildo would not bug me. The color is not cool.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
I can't even look at it!
07/19/2011
Contributor: biangel88 biangel88
Quote:
Originally posted by Acorn
I couldn't use anything like that.
i agree with you i could use this
07/19/2011
Contributor: thebest thebest
as a gag gift maybe
07/20/2011
Contributor: Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
When I have anal play, I dont want real fecal matter or anything that resembles fecal matter...
07/21/2011
Contributor: ladyred ladyred
I think I will pass on that one!!!
07/26/2011
Contributor: virgomama616 virgomama616
no thanks...
07/27/2011
Contributor: BlackxxxRose BlackxxxRose
I'm immature so I'd probably buy it and leave it laying around like the classic fake poo gag. I can't say I'd use it for anything other than silly pictures though. I wouldn't be able to take it seriously.
08/06/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
That is just not my thing. I like anal toys just fine, but would never use one that looked like poo.
08/06/2011
Contributor: fleshlightluvr1 fleshlightluvr1
goth, that picture is disgusting!!
08/08/2011
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
I totally enjoy everything anal but try like hell to avoid fecal matter.
Rather not be reminded of it by a toy.
08/08/2011
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Laugh and move on.
08/14/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
Ahhhh southpark! Greatest show ever created! I'm all for anal toys, but I'd rather flush money down the pooper then spend it on this... hahahaha pooper! anal toys! Get it? lmao hahahahaha Really? I'd never use this!
08/17/2011
Contributor: virtualmirage virtualmirage
I think the point of toys is to make things more exciting but I think anything related to poop or looking like poop would gross out instead of excite.
08/17/2011
Contributor: Booktease Booktease
A santa hat. Yeesh.
08/18/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
ewwwwwwwww!

Reminds me of that House episode with the girl who couldn't feel pain.

One thing about a poo toy, you know it's the right shape to fit! Also, you wouldn't be able to tell just how dirty it is!
Ha ha ha that's hilarious!
08/23/2011
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
Nah there's more appealing ones out there I would rather buy lol
08/25/2011
Contributor: emiliaa emiliaa
I would never use it, LMAO! Because, for one thing, my butt is exit only, and for another, eugh, total turn off! Though it is HILARIOUS.
08/25/2011
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
If it looked like actual poop, no way.. But, if it looked like Mr. Hankey, I'd do it, for the novelty effect. Plus, it'd make me laugh like crazy!
09/30/2011
Contributor: carenautilus carenautilus
To each their own, but I'd rather have a llama butt plug.
10/01/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Yucky!
10/01/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by carenautilus
To each their own, but I'd rather have a llama butt plug.
I'm sure Bad Dragon could oblige you.
10/01/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
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Originally posted by dv8
My gf commented that if an anal dildo looks like poo, how can you tell if it's dirty?
By tasting it?
10/01/2011