John Holmes realistic – realistic dildo

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John Holmes realistic
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All the reviews say this is one you have to work up to. Well, I'm willing to try. is is really that big??
03/22/2011
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Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
The specs are pretty accurate on Eden, although I haven't tried this one myself. Under the pic they have an option next to the ruler that shows a 1:1 actual size. Of course there is no rule that those new to toys won't like big ones, and if you don't like it... it would make an interesting conversation piece!!
03/22/2011
hotcoktail hotcoktail
yap u can check the size on 1.1
05/19/2011
yatinp30 yatinp30
yap they are acurate
05/19/2011
tiname25 tiname25
nice post
05/19/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
I think this might be an up and coming purchase for us too.
05/19/2011
johnad45 johnad45
like the post
05/19/2011
Rupom Rupom
05/20/2011
mohima mohima
05/20/2011
slynch slynch
maybe we will have to get one
06/24/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
I can't stand sil-a-gel stink, so I'm getting the John Holmes UR3 one by the end of the year. It has a beautiful circumference of a full 8"!!! I really miss my last 8" circumference dildo
06/24/2011
Vexed Vexed
8 inches in circumference is so nice, isn't it? I have a cyberskin cock that thick already, but I'd like to try the Holmes UR3 also.
06/27/2011
Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
Wow, by the measurements listed it is a monster!
06/27/2011
Oxygen99 Oxygen99
Insertable length: 10"

WISH LIST!!
06/27/2011
AE AE
Probably the best average of the monster dildos. Just large enough and long enough.
07/02/2012
Powerbottom Powerbottom
Dude, this thing makes me feel like some huge straight guy is pounding my faggot boy pussy.. I can take the whole thing up my ass, balls deep....sometimes i sleep with it in my asshole....I am addicted to it.

I remember the first time I got it, i instantly came as soon as i stuffed the whole thing in and called myself such a damn fag[ without touching my penis like a damn queen...i felt SO humiliated about my cock(it's 7.5x6) after using this dildo and I kept telling myself how deep I like it...and scream out loud for John to fuck my boypussy....and damn...did he....it DESTROYED MY ASSHOLE. after i came for the third time (I got instantly horny, 2x more like 10min after i came just thinking about how full I was) my sphincter looked like a pounded rose bush. I sucked the dildo and jerked off after cleaning it and came AGAIN as I was thinking how deep this Godly dong was in my fanny. After having it for awhile...it just slides in now easily and the whole thing quite quickly. Once it's in, I just think about how fucking dominating that dick is and cum. I don't even get hard anymore, I just cum like the pussy i have made. My ass puckers for it right now, This dildo has turned me into a complete size queen. I can't even feel most guys in my ass now (balls deep)and i tell them straighht out they need to fuck me with the holmes.....they get embarassed as they watch the reaction i get from holmes and how little reaction they got. i even say as they are fucking me "yeah thats better oh fuck yeah man oh god fuck my boypussy like the bitch I am...some guys get embarassed and leave tho...
09/05/2012
roskat roskat
Quote:
Originally posted by Powerbottom
Dude, this thing makes me feel like some huge straight guy is pounding my faggot boy pussy.. I can take the whole thing up my ass, balls deep....sometimes i sleep with it in my asshole....I am addicted to it.

I remember the first time I got ... More
Good heavens! I'm clutching my pearls here.
09/05/2012
DashO'Roark DashO'Roark
My UR3 is one of my favorite anal toys....
It'd be better in Tantus silicone; but I guess you can't have every thing..
09/05/2012
CoolOrum CoolOrum
Quote:
Originally posted by Powerbottom
Dude, this thing makes me feel like some huge straight guy is pounding my faggot boy pussy.. I can take the whole thing up my ass, balls deep....sometimes i sleep with it in my asshole....I am addicted to it.

I remember the first time I got ... More
After ordering I started getting ready. It's my first "monster" When i opened it thinking maybe have made a mistake. Spend and hour cleaning out, 45 mins with other toys. With plenty of lube got half of it in my ass on first time. Took a while working with it. Was pushing on it and it popped in with about 4 ins. in me. OMG!! was in heaven, hurt some but that good hurt. Have never felt so full in my life. Looked down and had busted a nut when that happened. Worked about 1/2 of it in me, looking forward to taking "the whole thing"
01/10/2013
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