Zombie dildos; awesome to you?

Gold Lion Gold Lion
I would totally put the Cthulhu one in my window just to freak out the neighbors.
11/24/2011
aimtoplease aimtoplease
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

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lol! but no thank you!
11/24/2011
Sinfully Sinfully
Apathetic.
11/24/2011
Kikui Kikui
While I enjoy zombie movies, I'm weirded out enough by realistic dildos. So a realistic, rotting dildo is just hell no to me.
11/24/2011
PiƱa Colada Piña Colada
I want one!!
11/25/2011
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
I like them a lot and I don't think that I would use them.
11/25/2011
TheCleansing TheCleansing
They are expensive but pretty sweet.
11/25/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... More
I want the zombie one! The other two, meh, however, the kraken does look like it would feel nice with all that texture!
11/25/2011
Pink Jewel Pink Jewel
Weird
11/25/2011
sweetart sweetart
I kind of like the skull one, but ick the zombie one is strange
11/26/2011
jedent jedent
the zombie hype is lame, but these are kind of funny
11/26/2011
damnbul12 damnbul12
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... More
they look kinda nice
11/26/2011
Darklyvan Darklyvan
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... More
The Kraken is cool looking, not so much the rotting dick
11/26/2011
dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Bignuf
Do folks just get these as novelties or do they actually USE them????
Well what else would you use while watching The Walking Dead?
11/26/2011
divineexploit divineexploit
that zombie one makes me want to barf

this is all zombies deserve:
11/26/2011
The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I don't think I'll be purchasing any zombie dildos...
11/26/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
OMG< Eden NEEDS to carry these, I haven't been able to stop talking about that zombie one. I MUST have it!
11/28/2011
Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
While I enjoy most Zombie tv shows, and Halloween etc, these just seem disturbing. Only in the sense of actually using them, I guess I don't feel the need to have a fake Zombie cock inside of me. lol
11/28/2011
ConnerJay ConnerJay
I would be in the market
11/28/2011
Caprieclipse Caprieclipse
its creative, but somehow i would have trouble getting past the look and probably the texture, killing the whole mood!
11/28/2011
dv8 dv8
When zombies get rigor mortis, they stay hard for quite a while. ;-)
11/28/2011
Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
When zombies get rigor mortis, they stay hard for quite a while. ;-)
hahaha nice one!!
11/29/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
When zombies get rigor mortis, they stay hard for quite a while. ;-)
LMAO!
11/29/2011
kendra30752 kendra30752
I'm neutral to zombies as well as the vampire fad. I usually don't get caught up with the trends. I do like the funky dildos like jelly fish, but the mosters wouldn't be my thing. Some of the monster one's could be neat and fun to put on display though. The thing is, that one in the photo up there looks like it has maggots on the top?! ICK! Could be my dead-tired, swollen eyes.
12/04/2011
AileFatale AileFatale
I would use Cthulhu. And I'm going to agree with Gold Lion and say that a vast amount of the appeal is in the prospect of freaking other people out with it.
12/04/2011
Zinzai Zinzai
I can't believe there is a Zombie dildo, well to each their own.
12/05/2011
Pegaholics Pegaholics
All that I can say is, "Interesting"
12/06/2011
RemusHalifax RemusHalifax
These are completely kick ass. XD
12/07/2011
PonyGirl Sin PonyGirl Sin
Not up my alley in any way please. Eewwww
12/07/2011
paige09nicole paige09nicole
Little expensive for what it is. Not my thing, but awesome none the less.
12/08/2011
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