Zombie dildos; awesome to you?

aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you think?

Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Super Awesome! I myself or someone I know would surely use this.
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96  (40%)
Ew! Monster dildos? Not my cuppa tea.
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104  (44%)
Meh, zombie schmombie. I'm apathetic to zombies.
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38  (16%)
Total votes: 238
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08/02/2011
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Madeira Madeira
Actually I want the cthulu dildo
08/02/2011
Fireblood13 Fireblood13
I've seen similar things and was never interested, but I don't think I'd be able to use them because I'd laugh too much.
08/02/2011
Anjulie Anjulie
I love the more creative dildos for something diff, but personally the zombie one is too much for me.
08/02/2011
Eucaly Eucaly
This would be a turn-off.
08/02/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
I'd never use one but I'd probably get one as a gag gift for a friend if they weren't too expensive.
08/02/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I enjoy odd-looking dildos (tentacles and aliens and werewolves, oh my!), but these just don't do it for me. Especially that zombie-penis. Are those maggots on the head? Yuck!
08/02/2011
null null
Ooh Cthulhu looks really cool!
08/02/2011
Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Actually I want the cthulu dildo
I definitely do, even if it's just to put on the shelf
08/02/2011
alliegator alliegator
Cthulhu looks cool, but the zombie creeps me out.
08/02/2011
ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
The one on the right just looks gross! But the other two are interesting.
08/02/2011
sarki sarki
They are well done but not really something I would go for
08/02/2011
SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... More
id buy them just to display lol
08/02/2011
kjkitty kjkitty
LMAO! Well... it's conspicuous but no one would ever think they are a dildo!
08/02/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I enjoy odd-looking dildos (tentacles and aliens and werewolves, oh my!), but these just don't do it for me. Especially that zombie-penis. Are those maggots on the head? Yuck!
ha, yes they are! that one for me, yes, gross! but the blue one is super sick.
and by sick i mean... epic.


IMHO!

08/03/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by alliegator
Cthulhu looks cool, but the zombie creeps me out.
cthulhu? i am missing out on something. do you mean the blue octopus looking guy? or the half-decomposed skeletor?

08/03/2011
Callisto Callisto
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
cthulhu? i am missing out on something. do you mean the blue octopus looking guy? or the half-decomposed skeletor?

the kraken looking one is what she is referring to as the cthulhu
08/03/2011
anonomous anonomous
Looks awesome! But id never use it haha
08/03/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hot damn! I want them all!!!!!!!!!
They would be the highlights in my collection.
Would be sooooooo wicked if Eden got them - I'd definitely buy them.

I'm off to check out if they post to AU!
08/03/2011
Spilock Spilock
The cthulu one might be nice, but the zombie one just scares me.
08/03/2011
dv8 dv8
There are already other threads about these:

Necronomicox - Horror Movie Dildos
Tried The Zombie Vibe?
Want to fuck a Rotten Zombie Cock?!
08/03/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
They are so cool!
08/04/2011
Jenyana Jenyana
Uh, the Chthulu dildo, maybe. Rotting zombie cock? Not so much.
08/04/2011
Linga Linga
ive listed over them for awhile now. Especially the Cthulhu one!
08/04/2011
3d3n1 3d3n1
Weird
08/04/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
i like the Cthulhu dildo. if eden sold it, i would get it
08/04/2011
ScarlettSeraph ScarlettSeraph
I know someone who would love the cthulu
08/04/2011
ScarlettSeraph ScarlettSeraph
I tried to find them on the site and had no luck.
08/04/2011
catgirl9 catgirl9
^Yeah, me too; couldn't find it.

The Cthulhu looks fun!
08/04/2011
namelesschaos namelesschaos
They are cool, but have you seen the prices on some of them? Too expensive for my tastes.
08/04/2011
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